User:Miley Spears

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This user is on vacation, holiday, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is unknown to anyone but the Illuminati. Miley Spears was an amazing flash in the pan who last wrote here May 6, 2010, then was blocked from coming back by The Agents of Greyface. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

I'm still here but I can't write as much as I was. I have to think about school!

edit Edits

729 = Edits I made during my first month (if you don't count that one day) (Discordian note: 23.5+ per day[1])

2,139 = Edits I've made since I started here (if you do count that one day)

edit Articles I created

Every article I created (except for two) was huffed before I wrote it. And both my featured articles were previously huffed.

edit Articles I majorly revised

edit Articles I'm secretly working on (or planning to) so don't tell

edit Articles I helped Colonize

Imperial Colonization Projects

edit Articles on my User Page

edit Pee Reviews

Some people have peed on me and I've peed on people too!

edit I Peed on Somebody

edit Somebody Peed on Me

edit Who's your Daddy? And Mommy?

I'm the daughter of Goddess Discordia and Discordian Cainad, which makes me a Discordian American Princess and a Goddess.

edit Who's your Baby?

My son won Noob of the Month for September 2009!
So now I'm a proud Mommy! But he's old enough to be on his own now.

I'm a proud Grandma too! My granddaughter Puffskein and my son HELPME are on their own now too, but I still have granddaughter Little Mermaid who swam away from home :( and grandson Rifting!!!

edit Awards and Nominations

Commander of the Order
  • Noob of the Month Nominee (2X) (August 2009). Disqualified on a technicality[2] both times. Oh well.

Newcookie Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
GoldenShower Rejoice, Miley Spears! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

I got three GSA's so far!

Craproll Useless Gobshite of the Month September 2009

edit My Annoying User Boxes

See my beginning collection of self-made user boxes at User:Miley Spears/Userboxes or see lots more at Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes.

Clock If you don't count that one day, this user has been on Uncyclopedia for
5 years, 8 months and 6 days.

Stop hand nuvola alternate
This user has been blocked
2 times.
Sacred Chao This user is a Discordian

-- at least in some sense.
Sacred chao This user is a Discordian. If you don't know what that means, consult your pineal gland. Perhaps the Goddess will tell you, if She feels like it. Maybe not. She might be in one of Her moods.
Girly Girl This user likes to edit while naked.
Hello kitty toilet This user likes to pee on people do Pee Reviews.

edit Footnotes

  1. 23 and 5 are both holy Discordian numbers. I didn't plan it this way, honest. It just happened. By Goddess Eris
  2. If you want a chance at NotM, don't be here for one day, be gone for a month and a half, and then edit like crazy. If you're only here for one day and then come back much later, start a new account, fool!
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