User:Miley Spears

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Hi. I'm Miley Spears.

Don't expect to find me here on weekends.
I spend my weekends sitting on the toilet.

MileySpears.com

I'm still here but I can't write as much as I was. I have to think about school!


Contents

[edit] Edits

729 = Edits I made during my first month (if you don't count that one day) (Discordian note: 23.5+ per day[1])

1,780 = Edits I've made since I started here (if you do count that one day)

[edit] Articles I created

Every article I created (except for two) was huffed before I wrote it. And both my featured articles were previously huffed.
I am the UNHUFFING MISTRESS!
Featured Article: Brooke Shields
This person wrote an article which became one of the
Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.


Featured Article: Jamie Lynn Spears
This person wrote an article which became one of the
Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.


[edit] Articles I majorly revised

[edit] Articles I'm secretly working on (or planning to) so don't tell

[edit] Articles on my User Page

[edit] Pee Reviews

Some people have peed on me and I've peed on people too!

[edit] I Peed on Somebody

[edit] Somebody Peed on Me

[edit] Who's your Daddy? And Mommy?

I'm the daughter of Goddess Discordia and Discordian Cainad, which makes me a Discordian American Princess and a Goddess.

[edit] Who's your Baby?

This user is proud to have been the Adopter of Why do I need to provide this?.


My son won Noob of the Month for September 2009!
So now I'm a proud Mommy! But he's old enough to be on his own now.

I'm a proud Grandma too! My granddaughter Puffskein is on her own now too, but I still have granddaughter Little Mermaid.

[edit] Awards and Nominations

CUN.png
Commander of the Order
  • Noob of the Month Nominee (2X) (August 2009). Disqualified on a technicality[2] both times. Oh well.


Image:Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Rejoice, Miley Spears! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

I got three GSA's so far!

Spiritual Noob Ninjastar
For being a noob in spirit and writing awesome stuff. –Why?
Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month September 2009
Family Ninjastar
Awarded for mentorship of a user who became a CUN or higher.
–Why do I need to provide this?


[edit] My Annoying User Boxes

See my beginning collection of self-made user boxes at User:Miley Spears/Userboxes or see lots more at Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes.

If you don't count that one day, this user has been on Uncyclopedia for
4 months and 25 days.

This user has been blocked
1 time.
This user is a Discordian

-- at least in some sense.
This user is a Discordian. If you don't know what that means, consult your pineal gland. Perhaps the Goddess will tell you, if She feels like it. Maybe not. She might be in one of Her moods.
This user likes to edit while naked.
This user likes to pee on people do Pee Reviews.


Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia
This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They
should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

[edit] Footnotes

  1. ↑ 23 and 5 are both holy Discordian numbers. I didn't plan it this way, honest. It just happened. By Goddess Eris
  2. ↑ If you want a chance at NotM, don't be here for one day, be gone for a month and a half, and then edit like crazy. If you're only here for one day and then come back much later, start a new account, fool!
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