User:Mikario

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Barr Irn-Bru 6 X 330 Ml Pack Yon article may be overly Scottish, no British. Ye shouldnae dae anyhin tae fix it.
Toilet Pie
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Kraspin One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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Sacred Heart
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           "Mikario" is considered to be a sacred word by the followers of the Christian faith. In order to prevent excessive bitching and the invasion of other countries, please do not speak it in front of them.


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Failure to observe these precautions could cause you unexpected distress and a life of misery in Falkirk.


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Sniper1 This user is a L33t H@xx0r and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again.

Stupid camper.

Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Sign1 This user is a mutant.
Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Cnorris WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
3dspork This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
JapaneseToiletBidet This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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Buddychr This user has found Jesus and is therefore a potential threat to society.
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Domokunyellownbackground This User has joined the Grue Army. FEAR HIM.
Domokunyellownbackground This user is a member of Twin Suns Squadron. Fear them.
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable waterfall. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and pwns at the waterfall.
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
Neo Small This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
Straight This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Youmadewin0ry This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.
Grueslayer This user slays grues in his/her sleep.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Cat03 This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
Usb! No, really!



Incomprehensible Ŧĥīš ǻŕţǐċĺə įŝ ţǿŧāľŀŷ ìñçôмþŕéħėʼnşıßľě.
Ÿǿü čǽñ ħëłþ Ǜʼnçýċļöþęđĩä ßŷ ểǻŧıʼnġ ä çåŗǐβöǚ.
Howtodostuff

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Assassin This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

Dead gull You are dead.
<insert name here> has been killed by Mikario
Autism11 This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)

Domokunyellownbackground This User has joined the Black ops Squadron. and will not hesitate to kill you if your gay or racist.
CtFgr This user likes Capture the flag.
NO This user doesn't care.
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Gadzooks!   This user participates in
T h e   W i l d e   P r o j e c t !
(Or at least pretends to.)
Mindreader8

This user is reading your thoughts!

Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Jason vorhees This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
Grue Jammy This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
JFKennedy This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
Barr Irn-Bru 6 X 330 Ml Pack This user is fae Bonnie Scotland
Nazi Swastika This user is a Ninjazi, with dominion over everything that goes "Sieg Heil".
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.


Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.


Red Europe This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics.

(Otherwise known as the EC)

Exploding-head This is what happens to people who disagree with this user.
1337 This user is elite.
Chickychicky
Don't make a move. I'm watching you.
Brain This user's IQ is OVER 9000!!!!!!.

Naturalhabitat This user is apart of the offical Uncyclopedia Alliance for Cyber Nations. God help us.
Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.


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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
British flag This user is a total UKer
...jolly good, wot?!
(British Uncyclopedians)
nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
Userboxtradingcard.svg This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Z3 This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

Skullnbones

This user is one Jolly Rodger.

Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
Aspie with Humor This user has a sense of humor, in spite of his/her Asperger Syndrome.


Z4 This user has escaped the darkness and beaten Zork 4: Escape From Darkness.


Pi3.14 This user loves pi
Fsm

This user be a pirate in disguise.

ao-E This user only speaks AOLer because it was a required course in school.
bs-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullsh!t.
cpp-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++.
Grueslayer I played Grueslayer and all I won was this lousy userbox!
How dare you consider this user not awesome! How dare you not recognise the awesomeness of this user! This person uses the power of "How Dare You"!
fig-N This user is a native speaker of Fight.
gb-4 This user speaks Gibberish at a near-native level.
mor-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. ..
Pie-4 This user speaks Pie at a near-native level.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
Grueslayer This user finished Grueslayer on hard mode, and is worthy of the title of Grueslayer!
IP This person's IP is 6.6.6.


ru-4 This user speaks Русский at a near-native level.
Cowbell2 THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS.
FireV2 This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
Psi2.svg This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.


Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
bu-E This user killed 13 of his classmates in school speaking Bullet.
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.
Boredkid This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
3 This user has written 3 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
typo-4 Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
3wisemonkeys This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
MEH This user redefines lazy.
sub subliminal!
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

DrHouse This user idolises Dr. House

and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.


Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Crystalball This user can see what you don't.
Lovejoybox This user is a Christian

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)


Image-4 Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Blue-supra-1 This User can Drift and beat D.K.
US flag

This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.
)

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DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random bloody waterfall that cruised his knee inside of your waterfall so you must cruise him/her with your bloody waterfall.
grue This user is grue years old. Woop-ti-doo.
Protein This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Europeanunion This user is €uro
...and denies their "real" citizenship
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bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
Dialog-error

This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

Sad clown
This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
Yoda1

If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.
Bofh This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.


Nuvola apps important

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
BK THIS USER IS A BLACK KNIGHT!!


Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
Union of European Socialist Republics Flag This user supports the Union of Eurabian Socialist Republics.

(Otherwise known as the EC)

Bread2 This user is a cereal killer.
Wii This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
610px-NGC Gamecube This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
451px-Wii Wiimotea This user is a Nintendo fanboy/girl.

Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy.
Abyss This user edits The Abyss.


ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

Bigbroeye Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.
Investment bonds This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with his/her money!


Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Tetris kick ass This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
Antisensor This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Eu!naz1 This user supports the European Reich.

Heil Hitler!


Hiding kitty This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
Sergeant
This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.


Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.


Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.


Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.


Sergeant
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.


Number of people who tristmaster has owned and pwned at the same time at super smash bros. since you started reading this article.:

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Force This article force pushes infants.

You can help by bolting it to the floor.


This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.


Nuvola apps important orange This user should not be trusted.


LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.


Blackknight This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.


Zombie man This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.


Pink Ninja Gang This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS SPARTA!


Wikipedia no soul This user will never forget October 23, 2008, the day that Wikia sold its soul.


17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.


Small notebook gamer This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.
Nintendo ds This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.


SignLanguage This user understands American sign language.
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.


RS This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.


Iloveny This user is a New Yorker
The Patriots rule suck!!
(Uncyclopedians from the greatest city ever!)
No Wikipedia
Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about Mikario. It really wouldn't help those so-called experts by writing one either.
Angry jesus
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