From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
| Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia|
This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They
should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
Member of the Order
|Yon article may be overly Scottish, no British. Ye shouldnae dae anyhin tae fix it.|
| It is a violation of federal, state, and/or international law to view this article. |
Thus, YOU MAY NOT VIEW THIS ARTICLE. Violators will be punished with instant decapitation and a $20,000 fine.
| One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.|
|Congratulations! You have reached the End of the Internet! Where would you like to go? East? West? North? South? Outside?|
Now, go away, because I'm afraid that this article could asplode at any second and this template is no moon.
Note: This article is Bob Barker-approved. Really, it is.
“I've already reached the End of the Internet! Sadly, I had only got DSL a year before I reached it.”
| This article leads nowhere and otherwise tends to ramble.
Its like bad masturbation, it seems like you're getting somewhere but there's no climax.-Anonymous'
| Legal disclaimer
This template shows (or resembles) a symbol that was used by the National Socialist (NSDAP/Nazi) government of Germany or an organization closely associated to it, or another party which has been banned by the Federal Constitutional Court of Germany.
The use of insignia of organizations that have been banned in Germany (like the Nazi Swastika or the arrow cross) may also be illegal in Germany, Austria, Hungary, Poland, Czech Republic, France, Brazil and other countries, depending on context. In Germany, the applicable law is paragraph 86a of the criminal code (StGB); in Poland - Art 256 of the criminal code (Dz.U. 1997 nr 88 poz. 553).
|This article is insane. The article submitter may need psychotherapy, and as such, this article should be taken as gospel. You can help Uncyclopedia by restraining the article in a rubber room..|
This article pertains to Scottish things, dae nothin tae to fix this. It is recommended that while reading this article you wear a kilt,
drink Irn-Bru, eat Jock pies and sing Auld Lang Syne loudly.
Failure to observe these precautions could cause you unexpected distress and a life of misery in Falkirk.
| YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE INTERVIEW!|
This article contains material that may cause you to start screaming.
|This page has too many templates.
And I'm not helping. Please eliminate a couple.
|This article contains way too much information.|
|Absorbing all of it may cause one's head to asplode.|
You can help Uncyclopedia by .
|This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!|
| This user has found Jesus and is therefore a potential threat to society.|
|Ŧĥīš ǻŕţǐċĺə įŝ ţǿŧāľŀŷ ìñçôмþŕéħėŉşıßľě.|
|Ÿǿü čǽñ ħëłþ Ǜŉçýċļöþęđĩä ßŷ.|
|You are dead.|
|<insert name here> has been killed by Un-Mikario|
|This user is fae Bonnie Scotland|
| This user is a total UKer|
and knows how to queue.
|This user loves|
|ao-E||This user only speaks AOLer because it was a required course in school.|
|bs-3||This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullsh!t.|
|cpp-2||This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++.|
|fig-N||This user is a native speaker of Fight.|
|gb-4||This user speaks Gibberish at a near-native level.|
|mor-1||This user is able to contribute with a basic level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. ..|
|Pie-4||This user speaks Pie at a near-native level.|
|rh-N||This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.|
|IP||This person's IP is 6.6.6.|
|ru-4||This user speaks Русский at a near-native level.|
|bu-E||This user killed 13 of his classmates in school speaking Bullet.|
|sa-4||This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.|
|typo-4||Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle.|
|This user idolises Dr. House
but since Everybody Lies, you can't be sure how much.
|Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....|
|This user is €uro|
...and denies their "real" citizenship
(List of European Uncyclopedians )
|bu-N||This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.|
|MS-N||This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.|
|BK||THIS USER IS A BLACK KNIGHT!!|
| This user enjoys staring at spinning objects.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.|
| This user, Un-Mikario, is a genuine Puppet Master.|
This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia
under 3 - 3000 pseudonyms, as referenced here.
|ABYSS x?,???||This user IS The Abyss.|
| This user is a |
& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Number of people who tristmaster has owned and pwned at the same time at super smash bros. since you started reading this article.:
|This article force pushes infants. |
You can help by bolting it to the floor.
|AA!||AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!|
|17-4||This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.|
|This user is a New Yorker|
... L.A Sucks!!!
(Uncyclopedians from the greatest city ever!)
Grues Beyond this point. Please do not proceed unless you know how to stop a grue, or you want to be eaten.