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And I'm not helping. Please eliminate a couple.
Adult neon This User is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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This user has been blocked
3 times.
Autism11 This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)

Drumkit This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

IP This user's IP is

Clown chili peppers This user fears the clowns.
The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext This user believes that admins are control freaks.
No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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Evilbug-lalalalala42 This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Msyclopaintia This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
NO This user doesn't care.
CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Lemming This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor This user is an aeroplane, or at least thinks so.
British Royal Family This user is a monarch,or at least thinks so.
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
Happysatan Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
Hey! The above wasn't my fault!
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to UN:USB.

Yoink! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Chickenbox2.0 This user raises their own chickenbox.
BS This userpage is bullshit.

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