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I rule. Also, I like to eat toast. I am so neat and cool that I won n00b of the Month (April 2007). Stop me before I kill again!
Hey, dig all these userboxes!
This user is a total diva!
Edit their work at your own risk!
|This user is American|
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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