User:MichaelHax

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Noobaward Noob of the Moment April 2007


“This page lets you find out what works MichaelHax has done.”
~ Captain Obvious on Michael Hax's User Page
“What am I looking at now?!?”
~ Captain Oblivious on Michael Hax's User Page
“This page lets you find out how often MichaelHax has volunteered for charity.”
~ Captain Obligate on Michael Hax's User Page
“MichaelHax fuckin' sucks!!!”
~ Captain Obloquy on Michael Hax's User Page
“Nothing to see here! Move along!”
~ Captain Obstructionist on Michael Hax's User Page
“This page lets you find out how AWESOME and INSIGHTFUL MichaelHax is!”
~ Captain Obsequious on Michael Hax's User Page
“How come none of this stuff MichaelHax writes is true?”
~ Captain Obtuse on Michael Hax's User Page


I rule. Also, I like to eat toast. I am so neat and cool that I won n00b of the Month (April 2007). Stop me before I kill again!

Hey, dig all these userboxes!

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This user is a total diva!

Edit their work at your own risk!

10 This user has written 10 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

Whiz-comics-N1 jpg This user is a comic book geek. This user has in encyclopedic knowledge of people in masks, capes and tights. No matter what comic universe those characters belong in.

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This User is a Thanagarian. Rannian users should run and hide!


US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


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This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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ow-0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
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