User:MichaelHax

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(Congrats on n00b of the month! Love, your sister, Ellen "Kickass" Ripley)
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Contrary to popular belief, [[user:MichaelHax|Michael Hax]] is not dead. After winning the n00b of the month award, he was struck by what [[doctors]] call "Real Life" His responsisbilities between school, work and keeping the world safe from intergalactic terrorism has severely limited his time to [[lie|make things up]].
   
I rule. Also, I like to eat toast. I am so neat and cool that I won n00b of the Month (April 2007). Stop me before I [[kill]] again!
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He still rules and continues to eat [[toast]]. If [[user:MichaelHax|Michael Hax]] is seen killing someone that isn't an alien life form, be sure to [[snitch|contact the proper authorities]].
   
Hey, dig all these userboxes!
 
   
 
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Latest revision as of 03:27, July 4, 2007

Noobaward Noob of the Moment April 2007


“This page lets you find out what works MichaelHax has done.”
~ Captain Obvious on Michael Hax's User Page
“What am I looking at now?!?”
~ Captain Oblivious on Michael Hax's User Page
“This page lets you find out how often MichaelHax has volunteered for charity.”
~ Captain Obligate on Michael Hax's User Page
“MichaelHax fuckin' sucks!!!”
~ Captain Obloquy on Michael Hax's User Page
“Nothing to see here! Move along!”
~ Captain Obstructionist on Michael Hax's User Page
“This page lets you find out how AWESOME and INSIGHTFUL MichaelHax is!”
~ Captain Obsequious on Michael Hax's User Page
“How come none of this stuff MichaelHax writes is true?”
~ Captain Obtuse on Michael Hax's User Page

Contrary to popular belief, Michael Hax is not dead. After winning the n00b of the month award, he was struck by what doctors call "Real Life" His responsisbilities between school, work and keeping the world safe from intergalactic terrorism has severely limited his time to make things up.

He still rules and continues to eat toast. If Michael Hax is seen killing someone that isn't an alien life form, be sure to contact the proper authorities.


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