User:Mhaille/The Loneliness of the Homestar Runner
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"The Loneliness of the Homestar Runner" is a short story by Alan Silliname, as well as film based on the same story. The title is said to refer to the sense of ennui and deep despair felt amongst denizen of the internet as they waited forlornly over many decades for updates to the Homestar Runner website.
|“||Do you know what I'd do if I had the whip hand? I'd get all the coppers, gov'ners, posh whores, army officers and members of parliament and I'd stick them up against this wall and burninate the lot of em.||”|