User:Mhaille/Shot your fuck up

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Popular Eastern European method for injecting drugs, particularly heroin, directly into the soft tissue of the genitals. The practice is illegal in many countries outside of Poland, though is becoming increasingly popular amongst the European Porn Industry, based in Prague.

Known as the "Polish Coke", recent unconfirmed speculation has been that Father Director Teddy Rydzyk has been flooding the market of neighbouring countries, particularly Glaswegia and Norwegia with branded parcels, stamped with the term "Warsaw Packed". This has made people in Britain snigger.

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  • A kilo of Crack Cocaine/Heroin/Ground Kittens
  • Pair of Pliers
  • A Spoon
  • Industrial strength Rubber gloves
  • Blowtorch
  • Rusty syringe
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