User talk:Methamphetamine/business

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Welcome to di family business page, where all of di bulletins and updates are.

Major Family News 'n' Shit

August 6, 2010 -- Thank you Lazar, I officially announce the Family open for business, once more! Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie

August 6, 2010 -- The Don, after nearly two years of doing nothing with the mafia, has decided to restart the mafia in light of recent events. MafiaHatBlack Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper 19:40, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

September 23, 2008 -- The Don proposed a Mafia Brothel, whereby members could spend some of their cash on reputable women, and/or other Mafioso. Discussion of the idea is now open. MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 00:00, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

September 7, 2008 -- Digits created (or at least replaced it with something better) a new Mafia page: The Golf Course. The shop is still under construction, though. MafiaHatBlack Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper

September 1, 2008 -- Although Dotnot made a good attempt at usurping my power, I am in fact still around and still the all powerful Don. Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie

August 29, 2008 -- The Don will no longer be active. That is all for now. MafiaHatBlack Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper

August 22, 2008 -- Well the Family's Treasury is complete, it just needs to have each Mafioso's account registered. If a Mafioso could help establish all the accounts they'll receive a very handsome reward. Don't worry about deciding what type of account each person has - the Don will do that. Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie

August 21, 2008 -- Due to the Don's laziness, I have decided that the highest ranking member or members of the two branches of the Family may accept people into their branch of the Mafia. Helping the Mafia's enrolment process in this way will be greatly appreciated. Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie

August 18, 2008 -- And one last thing from your old Don, today. Every time that you have a new thirty headers on your talkpage - all of which have been created by other users who have NOT been bullied into creating more-than-necessary-headers - you may apply to the bar for $1000 pocket money. Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie

August 18, 2008 -- Your old Don is putting the word out - there is a bounty of 10 big ones on any noob, ALIVE. Keep them alive in good conditions and feed them at least twice a day. Report to the bar to collect your bounty. Kapiche? Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie

August 18, 2008 -- This is important. Very very important. Any mafioso that gets stuff featured on the front page may donate 100k. Anyone who donates a total of 300k WITH PERMISSION will be promoted. And there is a 50k bounty that you have when you recruit a member to the family. ACT NOW! MafiaHatBlack Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper




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