User:Methamphetamine/UnPoetia: The 12 Demented Days of Christmas

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Christmas Vandalised
Example given about this city. Notice how bad they treat it.


So you're wondering if some idiot really had the money to give over a thousand items between Christmas and Epiphany Eve. Errr... he didn't. Instead, let me take you into a normal (sic) city involving normal (sic) people on the 12 days of this horrendous religious holiday.

On the first day of Christmas, Satan gave to me:


A sane Atheist on a tree!


On the second day of Christmas, Satan gave to me:


Two alcoholics,
And a sane Atheist on a tree!


On the third day of Christmas, Satan gave to me:


Three French bi[sexual]s,
Two alcoholics,
And a sane Atheist on a tree!


On the fourth day of Christmas, Satan gave to me:


Four shot birds,
Three French bi[sexual]s,
Two alcoholics,
And a sane Atheist on a tree!


On the fifth day of Christmas, Satan gave to me:


Five... million Russians
Four shot birds,
Three French bi[sexual]s,
Two alcoholics,
And a sane Atheist on a tree!


On the sixth day of Christmas, Satan gave to me:


Six greedy socialists
Five... million Russians
Four shot birds,
Three French bi[sexual]s,
Two alcoholics,
And a sane Atheist on a tree!


On the seventh day of Christmas, Satan gave to me:


Seven hundred carolists
Six greedy socialists
Five... million Russians
Four shot birds,
Three French bi[sexual]s,
Two alcoholics,
And a sane Atheist on a tree!


On the eighth day of Christmas, Satan gave to me:


Eight Christmas 'busters
Seven hundred carolists
Six greedy socialists
Five... million Russians
Four shot birds,
Three French bi[sexual]s,
Two alcoholics,
And a sane Atheist on a tree!


On the ninth day of Christmas, Satan gave to me:


Nine Jews killing people
Eight Christmas 'busters
Seven hundred carolists
Six greedy socialists
Five... million Russians
Four shot birds,
Three French bi[sexual]s,
Two alcoholics,
And a sane Atheist on a tree!


On the tenth day of Christmas, Satan gave to me:


Ten [thousand] conglomerates closing
Nine Jews killing people
Eight Christmas 'busters
Seven hundred carolists
Six greedy socialists
Five... million Russians
Four shot birds,
Three French bi[sexual]s,
Two alcoholics,
And a sane Atheist on a tree!


On the eleventh day of Christmas, Satan gave to me:

Eleven major shootings
Ten [thousand] conglomerates closing
Nine Jews killing people
Eight Christmas 'busters
Seven hundred carolists
Six greedy socialists
Five... million Russians
Four shot birds,
Three French bi[sexual]s,
Two alcoholics,
And a sane Atheist on a tree!


On the twelfth day of Christmas, Satan gave to me:


Twelve stupid givers
Eleven major shootings
Ten [thousand] conglomerates closing
Nine Jews killing people
Eight Christmas 'busters
Seven hundred carolists
Six greedy socialists
Five... million Russians
Four shot birds,
Three French bi[sexual]s,
Two alcoholics,

And a sane Atheist on a tree!
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