User:Methamphetamine/My 2 Year Testament

So, to celebrate my 2 years here, I'll be brief. Woop-Dee-Doo.

I'm a person who hangs out on talkpages and forums and sucks at articles.

Methamphetamine's 2 Years

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My first edit(As DJ Jasper):

• 12:14, 9 July 2007 (hist) (diff) User:DotJasperDotNot ‎ (←Created page with '{{Lang|17|G}} {{Lang|en|N}} {{Lang|es|3}}')

First three edits still alive even today (To an article, not a game or the UN:DOF page):

• (As an IP) 12:41, 9 July 2007 (hist) (diff) List of real life hacks and cheat codes ‎ (→Forbidden hacks and cheats) (added the spam trigger)
  

1 hour 15 minutes later...

• (As an IP) 13:56, 9 July 2007 (hist) (diff) User:Naughtyned/No Beer and no TV make Homer ... Something ... Something ‎(added the crack template at the top)
  

11 months 0 days 5 hours 36 minutes later (Holy shit)...

• (As DJ Jasper) 19:32, 9 June 2008 (hist) (diff) I just slam on the keyboard and magic happens ‎(Added nonsense template)

Past signatures

As DotJasperDotNot

JULY 9, 2007-AUGUST 22, 2008

• DotJasperDotNot TIme went here
• This is Bill Gates's DJ Jasper's signature. ProfileTalkASA
• [Time went here]This is Bill Gates's DJ Jasper's signature. ProfileTalkASADeath Row: Latest
• DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA Time went here

As Methamphetamine (minus and plus !)

Methamphetamine

AUGUST 22, 2008-NOVEMBER 8, 2008

• Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! {{{time}}}
• The Ghost of Methamphetamine(18:29 06-10-2009)
• Sire Methamphetamine! Time went here
• Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4-
• Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (18:29 06-10-2009)
• America the Easily Insulted Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND!

Methamphetamine!

NOVEMBER 8, 2008-AUGUST 19, 2009

• Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (18:27 06-10-2009)
• Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!!メリークリスマス!
• My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (20:50 06-16-2009)
• METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (15:36 07-16-2009)

Random people I would like to thank

• Orian57
• RT
• I.K.
• Yettie
• The first admin to joke ban me link

User:Methamphetamine

I've been a member of Uncyclopedia for over 5 years, as evidenced by the userbox below. I'm returning now, and I want to do something funny before I leave, if I even do leave. The question is, what'll it be? Here are the articles I wrote in the meantime. There's only one now, so that previous sentence shouldn't be plural.

Also I'm known as breakingbad on IRC. Watch as I say nothing for a days at a time.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 5 years, 10 months and 10 days.