User:Methamphetamine/Game:Death Row II

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 Death Row 2 Score: - Moves: -

C:\> Run "Death Row II"_

Welcome to Zork Death Row

Created 2008 by DJ DN, rewritten 2010 by the artist formerly known as DJ DN and rickroll'd by the users.

Death Row Trilogy One is © 2008 / 2010 MX-Entertainment, Inc. all lefts reserved.

Okay, we got the weird bullshit out of the way, lets go into the game.

WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY PERSON(S) WHO KILLED THEMSELVES PLAYING THIS GAME.

Thanks to a severe problem with our servers, you will be logged on as 127.0.0.1.

Wake up. The Matrix has you.


> Shit! Again?

Yes. Again.
> Check OS

You have a Mac OS X 10.5 Leopard, running Windows XP on Boot Camp.
> begin

Hello! And welcome back to Death Row Trilogy One. I'm happy you won. You won, right? Right? The only way you could come here otherwise is if you put _II after Death Row, or searched for it.
> I won! I did!

Go To <insert name here>. Does it have any {{DR1WON}} template? Keep playing =). I wish the Goddamn thing was password protected. BTW, I made the death template WAY BETTER. Take a peek.

You have lost, please insert 25 pence/cents/canadian coins to play again.

You can also do Tech Support, now called Ideas for the game.

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