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If you're looking for the Awards section, it's been moved to User:Meteshjj/Awards

The expletive of the moment is...


MCGrammar This user is a grammar nazi and should be feared by incoherent idiots.

MagicWand.jpg This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is too pirate for your internet.

Youmadewin0ry This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.

Pi3.14 This user loves pi

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Meteshjj also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.


DenmarkViking This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.

Bermuda triangle This user absolutely hates the Bermuda Triangle because it's a pompous ass and should die.
BS This userpage is bullshit.

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Sucrose b small This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

This user is a member of The Jedi Order.

My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.
1654 This user has contributed 1654 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

Nuvola apps important
This user page is incredibly stupid. Extended viewing may cause nausea, vomiting, constipation, fish, telephone, taco, pickle, anal seepage, low gas mileage, blindness, more constipation, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking you, Mike Tyson biting your ears off, yet another bout of constipation, Tom Cruise belligerently assaulting your living room furniture on national television, pants, or all of the above.


Don't read this. You will die. I'm serious. Stop reading this. Why won't you listen?


Chuck norris punch

This page is protected by Chuck Norris. Vandalize at your own risk.

Hi, this is Meteshjj, and I have a lot of free time. Yay free time!

Some things you all should care about:

  • Create the friggin' Fred the Monkey page again!

edit Randomness


Wimpy the fat Hamburger guy, from pop-eye I think. Maybe not. I'm not entirely sure, but he has a striking resemblance. Still, he could be someone else. Like Curtis Conrad. Who smells of rotten fish. He is the Anti-Christ, which is bad. He also eats like a horse and claims superiority to Chuck Norris. Which we all know is wrong. ♪Do Do Do♪. Am I still typing? I guess I forgot to stop. oh well. I have nothing better to do. Curtis smells like feet!!

Dean kitten

Someone needs to stop Howard Dean!


Huffing kittens is immoral. Curtis Conrad huffs kittens

edit My Non-Article Contributions

  • If you are looking for the songs about defecation, I moved them to here.
  • Here you can see crazy people in their natural environment.
  • Stuff that I need for reference is here.
  • You probably shouldn't go here.
  • If you should feel the need to vandalize, please do it here.

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