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Hi, this is Meteshjj, and I have a lot of free time. Yay free time!
Wimpy the fat Hamburger guy, from pop-eye I think. Maybe not. I'm not entirely sure, but he has a striking resemblance. Still, he could be someone else. Like Curtis Conrad. Who smells of rotten fish. He is the Anti-Christ, which is bad. He also eats like a horse and claims superiority to Chuck Norris. Which we all know is wrong. ♪Do Do Do♪. Am I still typing? I guess I forgot to stop. oh well. I have nothing better to do. Curtis smells like feet!!
Someone needs to stop Howard Dean!
Huffing kittens is immoral. Curtis Conrad huffs kittens
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