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“BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU!”
“Please do shut up.”
“I'll tell you why benson types in all caps. Because he is a nerd with a massive ego.”
edit Why not type in all caps like Benson?
You may ask yourself, "Why doesn't Metalface type in all caps?". Because he doesn't need to. It's rather childish to type in all caps, and it only shows the world that you are an insecure geek who has a huge ego.
edit Aren't you afraid of Benson?
No. Why should I be? What makes him better than anyone else on this site?
Nothing at all. Again, his ego is massive, and I bet it's beginning to piss a lot of people off.
In fact, I'd say that there are people who are thinking of drawing up a petition or something to ban that pompous buffoon.
edit But Benson--
But what about Benson? He thinks he' so hard and cool, but let's face it, he's probably just some 48-year jerk who lives in his mom's basement.
Let's face it, I'm not much, but I don't go all-out and type in all caps just to impress people! Nor will I create fictitious bullshit to add to the aforementioned effort to impress!
edit You messed with Benson, you won't live to regret it!
You're right! You know why? Because I won't regret it! I will cherish that i exposed that fool for the nerd he is!
Sure, he can huff my article, but I can always make a new one! I can always rebuild, no matter what he does to me! He has no power over me! We just trick ourselves into thinking he does.
edit This is supposed to be an article about you, not some endictment of Benson!
Well, I'm white, I'm skinny, I'm in my early teens, I get bored real easy, and I spend 40% of my day on the computer. Happy now?
edit Not really...
I don't tell you how to live your life, sonny Jim.
edit Benson's still coming after you, you know!
So be it.
edit You won't last long.
You know what, this is about me! Not to be a hypocrite for calling Benson egocentric, but this is my article, and now that I've got my endictment of Benson out of the way, let's get on to something more relevant.
If anything, I'm known for my quotes... Well, if I were actually known for anything, I would be.
“How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Well, if we spill some of your blood, maybe we can find out!”
“The world is completely, irrevocably flat. Once you get that through your skull, it opens up a whole world of impossibilities. Now build a bridge and get the fuck over it.”
“They say war is an art. If so, where the hell are the paintbrushes?”
“Beggars can't be choosers, if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak, and you can lead a horse to water but you can't mkae it drink from it. Well if a beggar gets a horse, he can't get it to drink the water!”