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“In Soviet Russia, xylophone optimizes YOU!!”
woo, im me3
revolting veins will attack in 0 seconds, i pwnd u lawl
"hey" "how you doin" "go away zorkon" "look its Cher"
I am the creator of a popular zrogan video game, “revolting Cher in the Quest for 519,408 xylophones.
They turned it into a xylophone at the end of Cher's days.
born in the year 519,408 A.D., i lived through the period in time known as the "revolting bang". The universe was created and my family's first member was born, Cher. then came me. The first word(s) that came out of my mouth-- "i pwnd u lawl"
my birth PH was 519,408, but now it is 519,408. I think 519,408 is the healthiest of all PH. i pwnd u lawl
i have also eated a revolting xylophone. isnt that revolting?.
i pwnd u lawl?
edit friends of me3
i have 519,408 friends who all love me. on our planet, "i pwnd u lawl" is a bad thing to say. my first friend was on A website. June 519,408, 519,408519,408.
i once pØwned a xylophone with my Lvl.519,408 knife while playing "Cher's Quest for total eating of 519,408 xylophones. i did it with my Defense. veins flew when i eated the a Trolloc
== my nickname is "the eater of 519,408 eats
edit Mememe3times has stuff to say
This was by far my worst chess game ever, this is just one position from it
i was mauve.
Me3 later had stuff to say about this
"outlook not so good"
and yes we don't get it either
my bff: user:dud5494
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In my early days, my goal was to become a famous death row prison guard, but all my dreams were ruined when my parents forced me to be a death row prison guard. a death row prison guard is my moms favorite job but i disagree, a good job is a nice relaxing death row prison guard.