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“In Soviet Russia, Doppelgänger rapes YOU!!”
woo, im me3
im also called Zorkon the Fith, second king of the planet Zrog...but my real name is Shaquille O'Neal Shaquille O'Neal Shaquille O'Neal Shaquille O'Neal Zrokan Shaquille O'Neal "deleteer" McShaquille O'Neal
cheery small intestines will attack in 0 seconds, 1227!!
"hey" "how you doin" "go away zorkon" "look its Shaquille O'Neal"
I am the creator of a popular zrogan video game, “cheery Shaquille O'Neal in the Quest for -1 Doppelgängers.
They turned it into a Doppelgänger at the end of Shaquille O'Neal's days.
born in the year -1 A.D., i lived through the period in time known as the "cheery bang". The universe was created and my family's first member was born, Shaquille O'Neal. then came me. The first word(s) that came out of my mouth-- "1227!!"
my birth PH was -1, but now it is -1. I think -1 is the healthiest of all PH. 1227!!
i have also deleteed a cheery Doppelgänger. isnt that cheery?.
edit friends of me3
i have -1 friends who all love me. on our planet, "1227!!" is a bad thing to say. my first friend was on A website. June -1, -1-1.
i once pØwned a Doppelgänger with my Lvl.-1 hard stick of gum while playing "Shaquille O'Neal's Quest for total deleteing of -1 Doppelgängers. i did it with my Pizza-Eating Skills. small intestines flew when i deleteed the a Manorians
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== my nickname is "the deleteer of -1 deletes
edit Mememe3times has stuff to say
This was by far my worst chess game ever, this is just one position from it
i was gray.
Me3 later had stuff to say about this
"outlook not so good"
and yes we don't get it either
my bff: user:dud5494
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In my early days, my goal was to become a famous death row prison guard, but all my dreams were ruined when my parents forced me to be a death row prison guard. a death row prison guard is my moms favorite job but i disagree, a good job is a nice relaxing death row prison guard.