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“Who the hell is he?”
~ Buzz Osborne on Melvana
“I fucked up big time on this one.”
~ God on Melvana

My name appears again below. I have no idea why.

“MelvanaInChains came to ransom some, to save others, to redeem others. MelvanaInChains ransomed those who were strangers and made them MelvanaInChains's own. And MelvanaInChains set MelvanaInChains's own apart, those whom MelvanaInChains gave as a pledge according to MelvanaInChains's plan. It was not just when MelvanaInChains appeared that MelvanaInChains voluntarily laid down MelvanaInChains's life, but MelvanaInChains voluntarily laid down MelvanaInChains's life from the very day the world came into being.”
~ St. Phillip on MelvanaInChains
The man himself

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Chuck Norris is not fucking funny.
Jesus Christ.

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edit If'n you wanna contact me an' shit

I'm the same exact username on Steam and Skype, so talk/scream/yell/holler/complain to me there.

Drumkit This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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