User:Melloasjello

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DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and knows what
a block heater is!!


“My sources say no.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on "is melloasjello equivalent?"


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It is the moste informed opinion of Jimmy Hoffa that Melloasjello is fervent.

Melloasjello has a real name, and it is Robin. She is a catholic schoolgirl. She is married to User:Courtyface, although Courtyface has an asian-slaveboy named Kimbo who is sadly misled to think he is her boyfriend. Its all a facade.

Robin is addicted to Heroes and Firefly, and has a raging Jew-fetish. She wants to bone Christopher Eccleston. She likes satire and pizza. She has a Corgi named Macy. Her favourite movies are The Incredibles (SHURRUP GUYS IT WAS GOOD), American Psycho, Secretary, and Batman Begins. She can't wait to see The Dark Knight. She is clearly too faggy and geeky to live.

She is also painfully uncreative at the moment and is going to go eat ginger snaps and then have a nap.

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ca-N This user is a native speaker of Canajan, eh?.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
fr-X This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers.
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