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...jolly good, wot?!
May I firstly point out that is currently IS possible to get stage fright online and I AM currently experiencing it... That being said, let's move on.
My name here is Fluke, but I go by Mego 'cause it sounds cool and not gay which I certainly don't happen to be. Fluke was given to me by my owner: a rather large Dwaggin' (Not to be confused with the more commonly found Dragon) who refrained from eating me long enough to give me a gay sounding name. But I am not gay... Shut up.
In my homeland my species is often considered a delicacy. For you see... I am a anthro-canine and no I do not live in Korea... Shut up. I am a measly fourteen years old and I am currently sitting through school. Not just hell... But ENGLISH hell! Yes, oh the humanity. I am a Britfur! And with my current age I am often called a cubby by sweaty Humans who pretend to be animals on the internet. FREAKS! Which leads me to my next point:
edit I am not gay!
Now, I do admit to being a 'furry' as you homo-sapiens call me. But that does NOT affect my angst factor! I can be obnoxious and rude and i can hate my parents and... Yeah.
edit I can be angsty!
Woof! Woof! Bark! Growl! YAP! Woof! Growl! Woof!
Shattered shards of inky black pain,
Suffering, twisting, darkness,
Death is the end!
Shut up! Jesus!
You may leave now.