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iCarly is an MP3 player that plays this sitcom about kids who host their own webshow. It is considered one of the most complex sitcoms in the world, and a televised masterpiece. They are usually busy insulting their teachers, arguing about meat, smoking pot, huffing kittens, and planning their next show. It stars Miranda Cosgrove as the main character, Carly Shay.
Carly Shay is a thirteen year old girl who lives in the ghetto with her older brother, Spencer. She has two friends, Sam and Freddie who are both secret lovers but bully each other to keep anyone from finding out. they decided to film stupid shit, and started a webshow, called iCarly. On iCarly, they would do stupid things, none on which violated state and/or federal law, fortunately. The show was noted for the brutal fashion in which main characters were killed off, and its graphic depictions of rape.
There are quite a few characters in iCarly. Here's just some of them. Every character has died at least once in the series.
edit Carly Shay
Carly Shay is the star of the show. Everyone loves her because she gives them fruit scented markers stolen from Freddie's locker. Carly enjoys smoothies, hobos, and ripping off heads of babies. She also smokes weed with Sam. She comes to school high all the time. Carly appears to be well-behaved. She's a nice person, and enjoys kissing Sam. She is bisexual. She briefly became a superheroine-like character named Plant Girl in Season 7. Like Sam before her, she has had several stints with evil, occasionally becoming Dark Carly.
edit Sam Puckett (deceased)
Sam Puckett is Carly's best friend. She enjoys beating the shit out of teachers, classmates, Freddie, and small animals. She has an unhealthy obsession with meat, fat priests, and sadism. Even though she gets detention every other week, and tortures fellow students, she still hasn't gotten expelled. This is due to the fact that she secretly screws the principal. But don't tell that to Freddie. She turned into Dark Sam and screwed up the world. Died permanently during season 8 when Mark and Carly conspired to fuck another girl
edit Freddie Benson (deceased)
Freddie Benson acts like he's in love with Carly, but it's really just to cover up his love for men. Sam and Freddie are secretly going out to clubs every night trying to find him a date, and have declared their undying love for Sex and the City. This is due to the fact that everybody hates Freddie, so Sam is the only person that is interested in his boring ass life as a technology whore. Freddie has a spasmodic mother who constantly gives him flea baths and tick lotion. Freddie is constantly picked on for his love affair with lightbulbs. Freddie made his last appearance in the season two episode iCure Cancer, when his character died of AIDS following a battle with leukemia. He was revived by Dark Sam in Season 7, and quickly killed. He made a cameo experience in the 243th season when he sucked off Connor.
edit Spencer Shay
Spencer Shay is Carly's older brother. He is an artist who creates sculptures, usually of the rasta culture. He loves tacos, fish, and socks. He also enjoys blue toilet water. Spencer commited suicide halfway through season one but continued to make occasional appearances as his evil alter ego, RobotSpencer. RobotSpencer was killed in Season 6, and has had numerous successors. The original Spencer remains a recurring character.
edit Ms. Briggs (deceased)
Ms. Briggs is a bitchy English teacher who tries to educate her students in Scottish culture. Instead of appreciating her efforts in educating the ignorant students, the students rebel by breaking her bagpipes and photoshopping her face onto bodies of large mammals. Therefore, Ms. Briggs hates everyone and everything, including oranges. Ms. Briggs made her last appearance in season four when her character commited suicide by throwing herself in front of an ambulance, unable to deal with the many tragedies that befell her loved ones. Continues to make occasional cameo appearances.
edit Barack Obama (deceased)
edit Freddie Benson (deceased)
Freddie Benson (f.k.a. Frankie Benson) joined the main cast in the third season. He is identical to Freddie Benson in every way. Viewer response to the new Freddie was mixed, resulting in him being written off from the series halfway through season three. However he was resurrected in the next episode with a more masculine personality, which angered the gay community to the point where they sent several thousand letter bombs to the producers of iCarly, killing 53 personnel. Freddie was written out of the series early in season four when he was violently disemboweled and sexually assaulted by way of the new school principal. He was briefly revived by Dark Sam in Season 7, and then killed again.
edit Ms. Briggs (deceased)
Introduced in season four, Ms. Briggs is Ms. Briggs' younger sister who also happens to be an English teacher. Their personalities are practically identical. Died at the end of season four after getting struck by lightning.
edit Freddie Benson (deceased)
Freddie Benson (named after Ms. Briggs' late husband, Mr. Benson) is Ms. Briggs' son, who made his first appearance halfway through season four as a new student with striking resemblances to Freddie Benson and Freddie Benson. Like his predecessors, Freddie's sexuality is often the subject of debate but by the end of season four, his heterosexuality was confirmed when he enjoyed a threesome with his friends. He was revived by Dark Sam in Season 7, and became Sexologist in the season finale. Eventually became one of the founding members of the Legion of Evil.
edit Mark Matzko
Mark Matzko is a mysterious person. No one knows who his parents are. All they know is that one day he entered the scene in iCarly. He joined the gang in season seven. He gained superpowers after he absorbed Dark Sam's energy early in season 7. Even though he supposedly commited suicide, he exited his grave to be treated by RobotSpencer Mark III, and became a robot in Season 8. He was split into 2 halves: 1 part evil, which joined the Legion of Evil, and the other part good, which was revived. Got a brief sex change in Season 9; which was also the season he got raped for the first time.
edit Katie Davies
Katie was originally a recurring character, first appearing early in Season 2 as a sexually abusive gym teacher. Following this she appeared briefly at the end of Season 4, and then in Season 5 in a controversial story arc in which she played a vital role in Sam's rise to evil. After a few more cameos, Katie returned as a main character in Season 8 as part of a mystery, though she was quickly killed off by the 7th episode. After two cameo appearances at the end of Season 9, Katie is expected to make several more appearances in the coming season. Katie's role in the show was controversial but Nickelodeon defended her child molestation as a human right and she proved popular with the fans; allowing her numerous returns.
edit Connor Shay
Connor is an inbred baby born at the end of Season 8 as a result of Carly having sex with her brother, Spencer. Connor was extremely powerful and prophecised to bring down the Legion of Evil before their unexpected mass suicide; and had to rape people in order to sustain his powers. After the fall of the Legion, his desire to rape is still active in his mind and he has become one of Carly's greatest enemies as he blames her for ruining his future.
edit Sam "Spam" Puckett
Not much is known about her, but she is an exact copy of Sam.
edit Episode Guide: Season 1
edit iStarted My Period
In the first episode, Carly starts her period. Carly tells Sam about it, and they decide to go on a quest for the Golden Tampon. After entering the temple of Dildoism, Carly grabs the real Golden Tampon from the table. She and Sam exit the temple and have sex with Freddie to see if it works correctly. Meanwhile, Spencer builds a sculpture.
edit iHeart Paedophiles
Sam develops a crush on a 48 year old man named Jim. Freddie becomes suspicious of Sam, when she comes home with wet panties. Freddie discovers the fact that she has been fucking Jim. This causes stress in the secret relationship between Freddie and Sam. Meanwhile, Spencer builds a sculpture.
edit iDream of Transferring
Carly wants to switch schools after learning that the boys have started a contest to see how many of the girls they can get pregnant at school. They guy who fathers the most kids is the winner. Meanwhile, Spencer builds a sculpture.
edit iMeet a Pedophile
Carly, Freddie, and Sam want to get iCarly reviewed by Tom from MySpace. However, Tom wants to interview them first. Carly and Freddie meet him and, instead of interviewing them, he tries to seduce them with sweets. Meanwhile, Spencer builds a sculpture.
edit iWanna Do Them All
Sam and Carly make a bet: whoever fucks the most guys in their school gets $5. It ends up as a tie because the only person who would fuck either of them is Freddie. Meanwhile, Ms. Briggs gets an abortion.
edit iWanna Make a Porno
Carly and Sam want to make a porno. Freddie films it. They have hot steaming sex. Freddie enjoys it, but can't get in the action, so after 30 minutes of fliming he leaves and goes to Walmart to jack off. Carly and Sam find out and try to find him. Meanwhile, Spencer is having a hard time taking a shit.
edit iBroke Into My Teacher's House
Carly and Freddie break into Ms. Briggs' house to film her masturbating. She catches them and forces them to play her bagpipes on their next webisode.
edit iLove Mary Jane
Carly's addiction to Marujana is getting out of hand. She can't seem to stop smoking, drawing pot leaves on the wall and listening to trippy music. She thinks about doing coke next, but Sam talks her out of it. Carly is forced to go to rehab.
edit iThink Spencer is Emo
Spencer is going through some tough times. He keeps breaking up with his girlfriend and he can't do the moonwalk or any dance from the '80s. He starts to give up on life and become emo. Carly finds something out about him (like he cuts on his wrists) but tells Sam because she's too high to give a shit. Sam contacts Barack Obama and now it is up to the President of the United States to raise his self esteem.
edit iSay OMJ
Freddie listens to the Jonas Brothers and can't stop his new obsession. Can Carly and Sam help Freddie before he becomes extremely gay? No, they can't.
edit iLike Girls
Carly fears she is a lesbian after getting aroused by Sam. She seeks guidance from the church where the new priest forces her to dress up like a little piggy and penetrates her sexual orifice with a statue of Jesus. Meanwhile, Freddie posts pictures of his penis on RedTube.
edit iCan't Move
Spencer trips over one of Carly's dildos and falls down the stairs and breaks his back in several places. After continually harassing Carly for leaving her sex toys out, Carly gets Sam and Freddie to come over and they all give Spencer a golden shower. Spencer catches an infection.
Ms. Briggs loses her job at the school and is forced to become a prostitute to pay the bills. Freddie falls in with the wrong crowd and ends up helping several jocks kidnap her and subject her to a night of cruel sexual abuse and torture, which Carly films. Meanwhile, Spencer commits suicide.
Carly and the gang find Spencer dead in his bed. They debate what to do with the body but when it starts to stink up the place they shove him in the freezer for the time being. Meanwhile, Sam is feeling horny but she fears purchasing a dildo will ruin her reputation. Desperate, she breaks into the freezer and snaps Spencer's frozen dick off to use as a sex toy. Rifts are formed between the friends when Carly walks in on Sam pleasuring herself with her late brother's penis. Ms. Briggs discovers she is HIV positive.
edit iGet a Girlfriend
The gang egg Ms. Briggs on as she climbs to the roof of the school and contemplates suicide. Carly and Sam become lesbian life partners.
edit iAm a Model
Carly is given a ride home from school by a man who wants to take pictures of her in her underwear.
The gang resurrect Spencer as a robot during a live webisode. However he rebels and runs amock, raping anybody who gets in his way.
edit iSee You
Carly walks in on Ms. Briggs having sex with a rent boy. Ms. Briggs considers killing Carly to silence her. Meanwhile, Carly discusses with her friends what the "odd white liquid" hanging from Ms. Briggs' mouth could have been.
edit iDon't Want to Die
The gang get taken hostage by Islamic extremists, who kill the students and faculty one by one.
Carly farts for the first time and Freddie becomes addicted to the smell. He tries to get her to fart in his mouth. WIthout any immediate success, Carly learns to just bottle her farts whenever they should errupt. Meanwhile, Sam is violently beaten by her father.
edit iStage Suicides
The show is cancelled when Carly accidentally gives the finger on camera. The gang struggle to cope without it so they enlist the school to stage a mass suicide in protest.
edit iGot Raped: Part 1
Carly gets raped by an unknown assailant and the gang try to put together a re-enactment for their next webisode.
edit iGot Raped: Part 2
edit Episode Guide: Season 2
edit iHave a Baby
Barack Obama becomes the new principal of the school to take a stand against teen pregnancy, just as Carly goes into labour.
edit iGive Up
Carly decides to give up her newborn baby for adoption and is conflicted when a known child rapist with an otherwise delightful personality expresses an interest.
edit iHate Blacks
edit iAm an Orphan
Carly discovers her parents have died of a drug overdose.
edit iLose My Virginity
edit iWant a Forest
Carly and Sam get a new gym teacher, Katie, who forces them to shower for the duration of the class while she videotapes it. Carly is jealous of the other girls' forests and becomes determined to grow one of her own. Meanwhile, Freddie gets raped by a beaver.
edit iVisit the Hospital
Sam is admitted to the hospital following another violent beating from her father. Meanwhile, Barack Obama accidentally schedules a date with Ms. Briggs and the school librarian on the same night.
Sam and Carly breakup when Carly gets angry with Sam for spending all her time masterbating to the internet. Meanwhile, Freddie gets caught on camera going to a "To Catch A Predator" location.
edit iGet Older
The gang organize a surprise party for Carly's birthday. However, it goes awry when Robot Spencer returns and rapes everyone at the Party.
edit iRun the School
When Barack Obama is brutally assassinated, Ms. Briggs runs against Sarah Palin in the race for school principal. Carly and Sam cover the elections for their next webisode but a rift is formed between them when it becomes apparent they are on opposing sides.
Carly becomes a contract killer for Principal Sarah Palin. Meanwhile, Ms. Briggs falls back into her cocaine addiction.
edit iHave AIDS
Carly's rapist returns for more, this time with AIDS.
edit iFuck a Teacher
Carly struggles to deal with her HIV positive status. She finds comfort in Ms. Briggs, who is in a similar situation, and they get high on cocaine. One thing leads to another and they sleep together. Meanwhile, Freddie falls down the stairs and breaks his leg.
edit iCarly No More: Part 1
Principal Sarah Palin bans all web-based shows from the school, including iCarly. Carly and Freddie are devastated so they try to locate former President George W. Bush, who went into exodus shortly after he left the White House. However the two of them end up getting invovled in a convoluted plot to destroy the United States, lead by Bush and his new associate, the presumed dead Saddam Hussein.
edit iCarly No More: Part 2
Carly and Freddie are accused of being terrorists and sent to Guantanamo Bay. Meanwhile, George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein confront Sarah Palin at the school. Ms. Briggs intervenes and is brutally tortured by Saddam.
edit iHave PTSD
After having a nervous breakdown in class and killing 12 students, Carly is diagnosed with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. She is sent to the school counsellor who rapes her without mercy.
edit iLeave School
Carly's depression worsens to the point where she decides to leave school. Freddie is left at the helm of iCarly and accidentally makes it jump the shark. Meanwhile, Sam gets a dog and has sex with it.
edit iWhore Myself
Now living on the streets, Carly is forced to become a whore. Meanwhile, Freddie and Sam start an appeal to find the lost Carly. George W. Bush returns to assist them but it soon becomes clear he has his own agenda.
edit iT's a Wonderful Life
Carly considers suicide after she is severely beaten by one of her clients. However Barack Obama, in the form of an angel, appears to her at the last moment and shows her what the world would be like if she was never born. To Carly's dismay, it is a much better place. Meanwhile, Freddie is diagnosed with leukemia.
edit iReturn to School
Carly returns to the school when she hears word of Freddie's leukemia. The gang reflect on the good times they've shared with Freddie, and announce his condition during the next webisode. Ms. Briggs is admitted to the hospital following an accidental heroin overdose.
edit iOrganize a Fundraiser
Carly puts together one last edition of iCarly in an attempt to get funding for more cancer research. Meanwhile, Freddie is visited and subsequently raped by the Make a Wish Foundation.
edit iCure Cancer
Carly discovers a cure for leukemia with the help of Sarah Palin and George W. Bush. Freddie is cured but the celebrations don't last long when he dies of AIDS contracted from his rape in the previous episode.
edit iHate My Life
In the season 2 finale, Carly resurrects the show with an emo twist, cutting her wrists and reciting morbid poetry in each webisode. Meanwhile, in the wake of Freddie's death, Sam becomes addicted to necrophilia. Ms. Briggs' withdrawal symptoms take a dark turn when she stabs an orderly to death.
edit Episode Guide: Season 3
edit iAm a Junior
Carly and the gang prepare for their third year of high-school, but are unprepared for the possibility that none of their new peers care about stupid web-based shows. An empowered and more butch Ms. Briggs returns following a brief stint in prison for murder.
edit iMake a New Friend
Carly and Sam meet Frankie, a nerdy young junior who looks and acts similar to Freddie in every single way. Ms. Briggs becomes addicted to child pornography.
edit iKill Prostitutes
Ms. Briggs goes on a destructive drinking binge when she discovers an inoperable cyst on her cunt. After huffing cocaine off a male prostitute, she kills him. Meanwhile, the gang try to re-invent iCarly for the high-school crowd. Frankie changes his name to Freddie.
edit iAm in Denial
RobotSpencer enrolls in high-school. Sam and Freddie begin to suspect he is harvesting organs from the students to build up an army of robot soldiers to take over the world, but Carly refuses to believe them.
edit iGet Molested
edit iSee My Friend Get Shot
Gun warfare breaks out at the high-school when new principal John McCain reverses a ban. When Sam is shot in the abdomen, Carly and Freddie turn to Ms. Briggs to seduce McCain into re-thinking his decision, but they get more than they bargained for when he brutally rapes her up the ass.
edit iMake a Sex Tape
As Sam recovers from the shooting, she and Carly find themselves becoming closer, leading to a passionate afternoon of sex. Sam is devastated when she realises it was all a ploy so Carly could produce and distribute a sex tape to increase iCarly's dwindling ratings.
Freddie accomplishes his dream of becoming a cheerleader but faces abuse from the jocks, who force him to squeal like a little piggy while they penetrate him up the rear.
edit iCan't Shit
Carly gets severe constipation.
George W. Bush returns to face Principal John McCain in a belching contest. Carly, Sam and Freddie cover the exciting event for their next webisode, but face intervention from Ms. Briggs, who reveals in poignant flashbacks that her husband died under similar circumstances.
edit iParticipate in an Orgy
Carly, Sam, Freddie, Principal John McCain and Ms. Briggs participate in an orgy.
edit iWitness: Part 1
Ms. Briggs discovers she is pregnant with Principal John McCain's baby. Reacting badly to the news, McCain drills a hole through her stomach and rips out the fetus, then stuffs it down her throat, calling her a "whore". Carly catches the horrifying ordeal on tape, forcing the gang to go on the run before they are forever silenced.
edit iWitness: Part 2
As Carly, Sam and Freddie continue their life on the run, they get jobs at a roadside diner in the Deep South, working for a disturbing inbred family who rape them in their sleep. Meanwhile, Ms. Briggs awakens from her coma and goes on a murderous vendetta against Principal John McCain for killing their rape baby.
edit iWant to Suck Your Blood
After John McCain is found hung from the ceiling by his own intestinal tract, the search is on for a new school principal. Freddie becomes convinced that McCain's death was down to vampires and his fears come true when they break into the school and turn Carly into one of their own. During a confrontation with the creatures of the night, Freddie is brutally sliced in two by one of McCain's drones.
Carly and Sam struggle to deal with Freddie's sudden death, so they turn to RobotSpencer for help in reviving him. The revival is a success until it becomes apparent that the new Freddie is not effeminate as the original and therefore a jerk.
edit iAm Gay for Pay
Carly develops a crush on the new manly Freddie. Freddie decides to cash in on his new masculine appeal by becoming a porn star; however he is conflicted when he is asked to be gay for pay.
After finding religion, RobotSpencer returns to the high-school to apologise for his past evils. Carly decides to do the honourable thing and forgive him, until he reveals it was him who raped her twice before.
edit iLose My Voice
While showering after gym, Carly is cornered by several jocks, beaten and throat-fucked until her throat is sore. In result she loses her voice, forcing Sam to take up the lead on iCarly while Freddie searches for the elusive rapists.
edit iLove Poo
Freddie enlists Ms. Briggs' help in coming out to his parents. Ms. Briggs gets more than she bargained for when they subdue her with paralyzing drugs and force Freddie to rape her so he can be normal. Meanwhile, Carly and Sam defecate into each other's mouths.
edit iGet a New Dad
While Ms. Briggs nervously awaits a visit from her father, the gang get ready for Parent Teacher Night. Carly gets depressed because her parents are dead and she strikes up a friendship with Mr. Briggs. Ms. Briggs feels uncomfortable allowing the friendship, revealing to Sam and Freddie that her father imprisoned her for 24 years, subjecting her to frequent sexual abuse and impregnating her on several occasions.
edit iGo in Counselling
Carly goes into counselling with RobotSpencer to repair their troubled relationship. Carly begins to enjoy having someone to talk to, until she learns it was the doctor who fitted her brother with the prosthetic penis that allowed him to rape her.
edit iGet Imprisoned
In the season 3 finale, Nazi extremists takeover the school and turn it into a death camp. Jewish Freddie worries he will perish in the massive oven being built by the Nazis, which Carly and Sam are filming for their next webisode. Meanwhile, Ms. Briggs decides to pursue an acting career and she leaves for Hollywood.
edit Episode Guide: Season 4
edit iDo Hollywood: Part 1
Carly, Sam and Freddie decide to visit Ms. Briggs in Hollywood and are shocked to discover she has become a porn star after failing to find acting gigs. Carly's attraction towards Ms. Briggs returns when she clatches a glimpse of her cunt, inciting jealousy within Sam. Meanwhile, Freddie is arrested for piracy and brutally tortured by Kiefer Sutherland after trying to film Ms. Briggs in action for the next webisode.
edit iDo Hollywood: Part 2
Determined not to lose Carly, Sam infects Ms. Briggs with crabs, leading to an STD outbreak amongst the porn star community. Ms. Briggs is subsequently fired, and she is furious with Sam for destroying her career. A heated argument somehow leads to scissoring, creating a love triangle. Meanwhile, Freddie takes Kiefer Sutherland hostage and threatens to kill him unless the President of Hollywood grants him a full pardon for his crimes.
edit iContemplate Suicide
As the gang prepare for their final year of high-school, Ms. Briggs announces she is the new principal. At the same time she and Sam continue their secret love affair. Carly begins to get suspicious of Sam's frequent absence. With the help of Freddie, Carly decides to stalk her after school and they are shocked to stumble upon Ms. Briggs whipping a bound and gagged Sam, then urinating into a bucket and throwing it over her. Carly is devastated and a guilty Ms. Briggs has to talk her out of suicide when she climbs to the roof and threatens to jump.
edit iAm Ecstatic
Carly becomes addicted to ecstacy following her breakup with Sam, and suffers the worst night of her life when a band of horny Japanese businessmen kidnap her from the alley where she gets her fix, and take turns sexually assaulting her until the sun rises. Meanwhile, Sam develops anorexia.
Following a traumatic night of sexual assaults, Carly awakens in hospital and goes into hysterics when she learns her arms and legs have been amputated to prevent the spread of SARS. Sam, Freddie and Ms. Briggs show up to offer their condolences. Sam is still refusing to eat anything and she is found unconcious in the bathroom; however, she is quickly treated and will be okay. Ms. Briggs breaks down in tears over what their lives have become, and finally decides to end it all by throwing herself in front of an ambulance. Paramedics pronounce Ms. Briggs dead and the trio cry together.
edit iKiss Freddie
The gang put together a special edition of iCarly to honor Ms. Briggs. Carly is fashioning new prosthetic limbs while Sam has gone overboard in battling her anorexia and is rapidly gaining weight as a result. The students come together to remember Ms. Briggs. Carly and Freddie find themselves becoming closer in the wake of the tragedy and are caught kissing at the start of the webisode. Sam is seen furiously masturbating over a picture of Ms. Briggs and makes a promise to kill her friends for making the show about them.
edit iLose a Friend
Patrick Star becomes the new high-school principal and promises a firmer hand than his predecessors. Freddie forgets to do his homework and is punished with detention, where he is violently disemboweled and raped by Star's drones. Carly and Sam investigate the high amount of students that have disappeared since Star's arrival and are devastated when they learn of Freddie's fate.
edit iFeel Betrayed
Carly considers cancelling her web show after Freddie's violent death. Sam pushes her not to give up without a fight. It is revealed that she is working with Principal Patrick Star to eliminate annoying child stars, and they planned Freddie's murder together. Carly is horrified when she learns of her friend's betrayal and they engage in an epic battle, which has a very different type of climax. Meanwhile, Ms. Briggs' younger sister Ms. Briggs becomes the new English teacher.
edit iGet Smothered
Carly and Sam struggle to decipher their rekindled relationship. Carly is uncomfortable when Sam admits she is still working with Principal Patrick Star, and starts to have nightmares about being smothered in her sleep by pillows. Sam decides her relationship with Carly is more important and she poisons Star, leaving him to die in his office. Meanwhile, as Ms. Briggs settles in, her son Freddie struggles to make friends as the new kid.
The gang get ready for the annual football game. Carly and Sam decide to become cheerleaders, but Carly is devastated when she realises her prosthetic limbs are not flexible enough for her to do the routine. When the rest of the cheerleaders start to mysteriously suffer crippling accidents, Sam begins to get suspicious of Carly and decides to investigate. Meanwhile, Freddie gets appendicitis.
edit iAm Too Fat
Carly, Freddie and Ms. Briggs begin to worry about Sam when she gains 500 pounds over the weekend. Concerned for her health, they pool their money together and send her on a fat-fighting cruise. However, they get more than they bargained for when Sam's excessive weight causes the ship to sink in the middle of the ocean, and the weight of several hundred morbidly obese people causes a massive tidal wave to head for America.
With half of America submerged underwater, Carly and Freddie are forced to put aside their devastation over Sam's death while the town suffers a rationing crisis. Riots begin to break out, and people start evolving into mermaids to deal with the aquatic revolution. While Freddie develops a submissive and violent sexual relationship with a mermaid, Carly and Ms. Briggs try to find ways of sucking the Earth dry which somehow ends with them getting raped. Meanwhile, it is revealed that Sam survived the shipwreck and is stranded on a deserted island.
Sam begins to go crazy living alone on the deserted island, so she rounds up several animals and pretends she is the star of her own web-based series, iSam. A nearby hunting ship spots her and attack her with harpoons, mistaking her for a giant whale. Severely wounded, Sam finds herself rescued but she struggles to convince the hunters that she is human. Back in America, the gang work together to restore the school in the aftermath of the flooding; while Freddie tries to end his relationship with the mermaid.
edit iHate Gypsies
The gang re-unite with Sam following her return from the island. However, they begin to like her less when it becomes apparent that a large group of gypsies have taken up residence in her giant rolls of flab and refuse to leave. Carly harbors a grudge against gypsies after suffering a brutal sexual assault from one in the first grade, and she criticizes them on her show, leading to all-out warfare. Meanwhile, Freddie becomes addicted to masturbation.
edit iHelp My Brother
RobotSpencer returns to participate in the school sculpture building contest. However, he is upset when he experiences severe racial bullying due to being an android, and he considers dropping out of the competition. Carly, Sam and Freddie try to cheer RobotSpencer up and they comfort him by telling him the other kids aren't worth his time. They get more than they bargained for when RobotSpencer's evil chip kicks in again, and he finds more creative and violent ways of building sculptures. Meanwhile, Ms. Briggs gets raped in the parking lot.
edit iWant That Fetus
Carly begins to get sick of climbing into her prosthetic limbs every morning, so she seeks help from RobotSpencer, who has become a Nobel Prize-winning scientist. He suggests they look into cell regeneration using dead fetus tissue but Carly is disappointed when she realises it has been banned. Desperate to get her arms and legs back, she enlists Sam and Freddie to help her break into the abortion clinics across town. Though it is a success, they don't have nearly enough tissue and Carly's desperation escalates to the point where she starts butchering women on the street in search of living fetuses. Further complications arise when Ms. Briggs discovers she is pregnant.
edit iGraduate: Part 1
Carly and Sam are shocked to discover their clothes have been stolen when they shower after gym. After some investigation in the nude, they come to the conclusion that their perverted lesbian gym teacher, Katie (see iWant a Forest) has returned. With assistance from Freddie and Ms. Briggs, they investigate the child sex ring Katie is allegedly involved in and free hundreds of chained girls and boys. They are deemed heroes but the fame goes to their head, and they eventually go their separate ways. With graduation on the way, will the iCarly team re-unite in time before an end of an era?
edit iGraduate: Part 2
Ms. Briggs becomes determined to re-unite the iCarly gang after she suffers a brutal rape in the hands of her agent. Meanwhile, Carly realises her fifteen minutes of fame are up and turns to drinking. Sam appears in a naked photoshoot for Playboy and is subsequently fired from her contract with Disney. Freddie is forced to play straight in order to satisfy his fans, but temptation gets the best of him and he is caught trying to insert his penis in a cardboard cut-out of Brad Pitt. The fans are so disgusted that they tear the cut-out away from him, which rips his penis off at the same time. Ms. Briggs realises these tragedies are exactly what they need to bring the old gang back together and she organizes a surprise re-union webisode to be held at the high-school graduation ceremony. However she gets more than she hoped for when violence breaks out between Carly, Sam and Freddie, which eventually leads to a threesome. Their argument over, the gang receive their graduation diplomas then head home to celebrate. Briggs falls down the stairs and loses her baby, and is then struck by lightning. The season closes with a hardcore sex scene between Carly, Sam and Freddie.
edit Episode Guide: Season 5
edit iGo to Summer Camp
The gang decide to go to summer camp before college starts, and they take their web-show with them. However, their enjoyable summer vacation takes a dark turn when several of the campers are found brutally slain. Carly and Freddie organize a special summer edition of iCarly in an attempt to raise awareness and find the culprit. However Freddie ends up fisting Carly on camera. Meanwhile, Sam finds herself involved in a psychologically abusive relationship with her counsellor, Mr. Kidlover. The abuse soon gets to be too much for Sam and in the heat of the moment, she beats him to death with a neabry iron. The gang try to get rid of the body but the guilt consumes Carly, driving her to commit suicide. But before she can take the overdose of pills, she is confronted by the ghost of Ms. Briggs who tells her that Sam's lust for murder is just beginning and she must be stopped. Carly agrees to watch over Sam and thanks Ms. Briggs for the information. Mrs. Briggs requests that Carly pleasures herself with a dildo one last time before she departs for Heaven.
edit iGet a Brain Tumor
On her first day of college, Carly is upset to learn she has an inoperable brain tumor after she collapses in the bathroom. Worried for their friend, Sam and Freddie seek help from the campus doctor, who subjects them to agonizing experiments. Sam has a large dick grafted on her crotch. Freddie is penetrated in every orifice by robotic devices for a test to see how long the human body can withstand rape. Sam manages to escape, and she brutally burns the doctor with acids in a fit of rage. Freddie is visibly shocked by this violent display, but Sam tells him to shut the fuck up, or he's next. Meanwhile Carly, now close to death, converses with the ghost of Ms. Briggs again, who tells her that the only way to save her life is to kill Sam, whose increasing hatred towards men threatens the lives of everyone.
edit iMust Kill My Best Friend
Carly struggles to accept the fact that she must kill Sam, her best friend, for the greater good. Freddie is upset when he learns of her potentially fatal brain tumor, and he considers killing Sam himself to spare the woman he loves. Carly is moved by Freddie's bravery. Carly and Freddie swiftly remove each other's clothes and make out. Carly salivates all over Freddie's testacles before giving him a full-on blowjob. Freddie responds by licking her clit, then riding her doggy style up her ass before flipping her over to pound her vagina whilst sucking her nipples. Carly then sits on Freddie's fist, and comes all over the room. Freddie slaps his dick against her tits then jizzes all over her face. After 69'ing, Freddie defecates into Carly's mouth and she pisses on him. The following morning, Freddie asks Carly to marry him, and she agrees, prompting a devastated Sam to kill her father.
edit iMeet Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana enrolls in the college, determined to prove that she is not a dumb, uneducated redneck. Carly and Freddie quickly strike up a friendship with Hannah and become her back-up singers, and they enter a Battle of the Bands contest. However, they soon find their toughest contender will be the Naked Brothers Band. Carly begins to question their chances of success when it transpires that Hannah is a vacuous bint with no hope of remembering half-decent lyrics. At the same time she begins to have doubts over her decision to marry Freddie, when he expresses bitter disappointment that the Naked Brothers Band aren't really naked.
edit iHave Surgery
Carly goes into surgery for her brain tumor, and she is horrified to realise her surgeon will be RobotSpencer. RobotSpencer tells her everything will be fine but Carly winds up experiencing the most pain she's ever felt when the anasthetic fails to take effect and she is awake the whole time, unable to move or say anything. When she recovers, Carly is unable to get over the trauma and worries she will not be able to defeat Sam. RobotSpencer tells her to have confidence in herself, and reveals he implanted her vagina with rocket-propelled grenade launchers during the surgery. Carly joins a support group for other people who have been awake in surgery and is shocked when she realises it is a front for a group of date-rape enthusiasts, who paralyze her body by slipping home-made drugs into her coffee and take turns raping her. The experience is even more traumatic, but after Carly gets revenge on her rapists by blowing them all up, she realises it was the confidence boost she needed to bring Sam down once and for all. Meanwhile, Freddie secretly goes to a gay bar and pays men to touch him.
Carly is devastated when she is sent a video of Freddie getting fucked up the ass by a male prostitute. Determined not to lose him, she goes to RobotSpencer and asks for a sex change. RobotSpencer agrees and Carly becomes Carl, the hottest transvestite on the block. Freddie is instantly attracted to Carl but Carl soon realises he may not be able to forgive Freddie so easily when the video is accidentally played during a webisode, and Freddie's seedy antics become the talk of the college.
edit iHate Men
Sam is revealed to be hiding out in the Himalayas, where she has formed an anti-men alliance with several lesbians, including newly escaped Katie Davies (iWant a Forest/iGraduate: Part 1). Sam and Katie debate ways to recruit more women for their cause, eventually settling on kidnapping young girls from a neighbouring village and brainwashing them. It is also hinted that Sam and Katie have entered into a sexual relationship, which is on the rocks at the moment because Katie is having trouble giving up her child molesting ways. The alliance is forced to make a swift escape when several of the male villagers launch an attack on their base, and Sam goes into hysterics when Katie is shot through the heart by a stray bullet. One of the other members sweeps Sam off her feet and they escape in an airplane. A devastated Sam is seen affectionally stroking a picture frame of Katie; she then opens it up to reveal blueprints of a nuclear bomb inside.
edit iAm in Conflict
Following Katie's death, Sam calls upon the goddess Osiris to bring her back to life, but her request is denied, explaining the death was natural by human means and cannot be undone. Sam is furious and becomes Dark Sam, and sets about on destroying the world of men. The Anti-Men Alliance sets up base on campus and start kidnapping male students and torturing them to death. Carly and Freddie investigate their disappearances for the next webisode and Carly is conflicted when she realises Sam is involved. Freddie meanwhile is dismayed to learn he has contracted HIV following his encounters with male prostitutes.
Carly prepares for her final confrontation with Sam, and is surprised when the presumed dead Katie shows up to assist her in training. Katie reveals she is actually Ms. Briggs, and she has posessed her dead body in order to guide Carly to victory and ensure the safety of mankind. Sam's hatred grows when she learns about this and she becomes determined to settle things with Carly once and for all. They agree to meet up on the campus square and Freddie prepares to film the epic confrontation for the next webisode. Carly is dealt a heartbreaking blow when Ms. Briggs unexpectedly betrays her and sides with Sam, after discovering how masculine her new body is. Her confidence shaken, she can do nothing but stand by as Sam pierces her heart with a samurai sword, and tears her torso apart. A med student pronounces Carly dead in front of horrified spectators and Sam orders everyone to bow down to her or they will be killed too. Freddie manages to slip out in time and he realises it is up to him to save the world from becoming an apocalyptic lesbian paradise.
edit iAm Hyde
With the threat of a nuclear attack and assistance from the Anti-Men Alliance, Sam has managed to overthrow the American government and take over the entire world. Freddie meanwhile has joined with a group of freedom-fighters called the Manly Men but he begins to question their morales when they start taking women accused of being lesbians from their homes and burning them at the stake. Ms. Briggs dumps Katie's body and posesses Carly instead; however, part of Carly's mind is still present, resulting in a Jekyll and Hyde type mix.
edit iSave the World
Freddie and the Manly Men make their way to Sam's evil dildo-shaped lair in an attempt to overthrow her as world leader. Meanwhile, Ms. Briggs struggles to keep the Carly part of her mind under control, and Carly eventually manages to take over. Carly confronts Sam in her room and the two of them have a heated argument. Carly begs Sam to stop for her sake and let things get back to normal. Sam breaks down into tears and admits she didn't want things to come this far; Carly comforts her and tells her everything will be alright. One thing leads to another, and they start making out. Stripping each other naked, Sam licks Carly’s nipples, then eats her vagina out. Afterwards, Carly fingers Sam and they passionately scissor with each other, before Sam pees into Carly’s mouth, sits on her fist and spooges all over the room. Afterwards, Sam decides to turn herself in to the authorities, but as she is lead out by the police, she is unexpectedly gunned down by Freddie's sniper fire.
edit iBury a Friend
As the world is rebuilt following Sam's evil regime, Carly and Freddie prepare to bury their friend, and they find their sexual feelings for each other resurfacing while they make funeral arrangements. However, nobody shows up at the service, and Carly goes into hysterics, screaming that Sam was a wonderful girl before she went psychotic, and that she should be remembered this way. Freddie comforts her and the two of them have sex on top of Sam's coffin. Afterwards, Freddie asks Carly if they can give their engagement another try, and she agrees. But before they can make it official, Freddie says he wants them to be honest with each other, and he admits he was the one who killed Sam. Devastated, Carly punches Freddie into the grave and buries him alive; then walks away calmly.
edit iDon't Want to Live Anymore
Season finale. When Carly begins to have nightmares about Freddie crawling out of his grave and furiously raping her, she seeks help from RobotSpencer. RobotSpencer deduces that Carly is feeling guilty for killing her friend and that she must find a way of achieving closure. Carly decides to volunteer at the local retirement home, hoping to alleviate her guilt. However, she is unprepared for the results when she realises she has been volunteered at a home for elderly sexual predators. RobotSpencer on the other hand is proud of himself for helping his sister through a difficult time and visits her at the home, where he is forced to watch in horror as Carly suffers a series of brutal sexual assaults and savage beatings in the hands of the old people. Carly breaks down into tears over what her life has become and decides to purchase a gun. She points it to her head, the screen goes black and the season ends with the sound of gunshots.
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edit iGo to the Future
Just as the bullet penetrates her frontal lobe, Carly is suddenly pulled out of time and she winds up in the year 2734, where doctors scramble to treat her minor head wound. RobotSpencer steps forward and reveals he is immortal, and after her "suicide", he waited hundreds of years until the time when technology could bring her back. Carly has trouble accepting the changes of the future and is upset when she realises every iCarly webisode was destroyed in a massive government purge. Carly becomes determined to resurrect the series but her hopes are quickly dashed when she remembers that her friends are still dead. RobotSpencer, noticing how upset his sister is, offers her the chance to bring them back, with some minor consequences - Carly refuses to listen and insists the procedure goes ahead anyway. Carly is delighted to see her best friends again, despite the fact that they are now braindead vegetables with no chance of moving or talking ever again. Carly apologises to them the only way she can - by simultaneously fucking their lifeless bodies on camera.
edit iGo Commando
Carly is surprised to learn that in the future, everyone goes commando. Feeling awkward seeing people's dicks and vaginas all the time, she becomes determined to re-introduce underwear to the population in a special edition of iCarly. Meanwhile, she continues to see the lifeless bodies of Freddie and Sam, but she is conflicted between who to stay with permanently. RobotSpencer on the other hand is jealous because he has never had sex so he goes to a bar in an effort to lose his virginity. RobotSpencer worries about his standing in the scientific community when he gets caught having sex with a washing machine.
edit iHave Cancer
Carly is surprised to learn that she has breast cancer as a side effect of her revival. She is mad at RobotSpencer for not warning her about this, and refuses to speak to him. RobotSpencer tries to make amends and he sets on reviving Freddie and Sam's brain activity. After several failed attempts, he realises he cannot do it alone so he heads to the Himalayas to seek help from Dr. Whitely, a noted scientist. However unbeknownst to RobotSpencer, the real Dr. Whitely was brutally murdered weeks ago and has been replaced by an evil white supremacist set on cleansing the world. "Whitely" convinces RobotSpencer that the only way for the operation to be a success is to kill all the non-Caucasians. Carly is seemingly the only one who can get through to RobotSpencer and convince him to stop, but she still refuses to talk to him and is caught up in seeking treatment as her breasts slowly begin to deteriorate.
edit iLike Boobs
As her cancer worsens, Carly decides to arrange a mastectomy. During the procedure she experiences a drug-induced vision of a world in which breasts do not exist. In this world women are deemed incompetent and put into prison labour camps as they are not listened to without a cleavage. Carly becomes determined to escape the camp and restore order to the world, but she realises that the only way to get everything the way it should be and ultimately make it through her surgery is to convince everyone of the wonder of boobs. After successfully doing so, Carly suddenly wakes up halfway through the procedure. She goes into hysterics and mortally wounds RobotSpencer with a nearby scalpel, determined not to lose her breasts; however her heart gives out and she flatlines. RobotSpencer lies bleeding to death on the floor, leaving Carly unattended and quickly dying on the operating table.
Sam suddenly wakes from her catatonic state feeling ultra horny and determined to fuck a woman. However, she is horrified when of the scientists informs her that homosexuality has been cured in the future, and everyone is straight now. Determined not to give up, Sam learns of Carly's whereabouts and heads to the hospital, in an attempt to have her way with her. Sam quickly finds RobotSpencer bleeding to death on the floor and Carly's heart monitor beeping wildly. Sam alerts the other doctors and they repair Carly and remove her breasts at the same time. Unfortunately it is too late for RobotSpencer; he projectile vomits all over the room and dies in agony. As Carly recovers, she is delighted when she re-unites with Sam, but breaks down into tears, believing no one will find her sexy anymore without her breasts. Sam tells her not to be silly, kisses her and they start scissoring. Meanwhile, Freddie has mysteriously disappeared; at the end of the episode it is revealed he has been kidnapped by Dr. Whitely, who has revived him in the Himalayas as a violent white supremacist.
edit iEat Shit
The scientists study Carly and Sam as they defecate into each other's mouths. The world is introduced to a long lost fetish as a result, and pretty soon everyone is shitting for sexual pleasure. Carly and Sam begin to get fed up with everyone copying them so they embark on a quest to find a new fetish. Mr. Hankey shows up to assist them and they are horrified when they learn where the shit goes once it's been shat out. Meanwhile, Freddie starts to rebel against Dr. Whitely, ultimately skewering his heart with garden shears. Freddie then makes his way across the Himalayas, raping and pillaging every village in a crazed attempt to get to his friends.
edit iLove Freddie
Freddie arrives at the complex and confronts Carly and Sam. He is furious with them for ruining his life and bringing him to the future, and he is determined to kill them. Carly and Sam apologise but he refuses to hear it and opens fire. They duck for cover, but Sam gets shot in the abdomen and must be operated on immediatley or she'll die. Luckily Sam is able to be treated quickly when the army arrive and capture Freddie. Freddie gets put on trial for his crimes against humanity and he is sentenced to death by electric chair. Carly is devastated and must decide between supporting Sam as she goes in for surgery or being with Freddie during his final moments. Seeking guidance from Ms. Briggs' ghost, the two of them wind up having hardcore sex thanks to a strap-on device built by RobotSpencer shortly before his death. Her vagina red raw, Carly is able to think clearly and she ultimately decides to be with the one she loves: Freddie. Sam is devastated when she wakes up without Carly by her side and makes a phone-call, telling the person on the other end to "get the nuclear bomb ready". Meanwhile, Carly goes into hysterics when Freddie is electrocuted with 10,000 volts, causing his internal organs to spew out leaving him dead in a pile of his own feces.
edit iWill Always Be a Lesbian
Furious at Carly's betrayal, Sam has reverted back to Dark Sam with the intention of destroying the world. Carly realises it is up to her to save the day when she walks into the complex and discovers all the scientists have had their throats slit. Determined to seek out Sam, Carly posts a personal ad in the newspaper asking for a "sexy woman with evil qualities". To her surprise, Carly's ad gets answered, but as she prepares to meet her date at a restaurant, she is unexpectedly ambushed by several women who knock her unconcious and take her to their base. When Carly wakes up, a woman who looks remarkably similar to Ms. Briggs steps forward, revealing she is a descendant of the bitchy English teacher and she is part of an underground organizaiton known as the "Last Lesbos", a band of resisters who refused to accept the cure for homosexuality. The Last Lesbos refuse to let Carly stop Sam, believing her nuclear bomb will result in the lost "lesbian paradise" rising again. Carly tries to fight but ultimately sucuumbs to their femine wiles, resulting in a massive lesbian orgy. Meanwhile, Sam is being influenced by the ghostly spirit of Katie, who tells her that the world of heterosexuals is evil and must be purged at all costs. Sam is merely a puppet, and despite her efforts to resist Katie's twisted influence she finds herself ordering the nuclear bomb to be launched.
edit iJerk Men Off
The nuclear bomb destroys the majority of the Earth, leaving the Last Lesbos as some of the only survivors. Three months later, they are able to step out and quickly begin to re-build civilization as a lesbian paradise. However when some of the lesbians start dying of radiation poisoning, Carly begins to worry that they won't be able to re-populate. Briggs tells her not to be concerned and says they have a back-up plan, revealing that shortly after establishing the Lost Lesbos, they rounded up 150 fertile men and put them into underground slave labour camps in case their sperm is ever needed. Carly volunteers to visit the camp to get the first batch of semen, and she must jerk off all the men by hand when they refuse to do it themselves. Meanwhile, in the aftermath of the bomb, Sam has mutated into a giant octopus but she winds up getting raped by an even bigger octopus.
Following her sperm collection, Carly is dismayed to learn that she has infected the entire lesbian population with sexually transmitted diseases. Briggs is furious with Carly for ruining her vision of a perfect lesbian paradise, and conspires with the other lesbians to banish her from their civilization. Carly is devastated and is forced to wander the radioactive wastelands in search of food and shelter. She eventually comes across Sam, who went into hiding following her mutation into an octopus. Sam offers her a place to stay and they quickly find themselves rekindling their relationship. Carly is not sure about letting herself feel vulnerable with another woman again but ultimately caves into her desires, and Sam penetrates her with her tentacles. Meanwhile, Briggs desperately searches for a STD cure but quickly comes to the realisation that society can't function without men and decides to release the 150 prisoners. However, once she arrives at the camp, she is shocked when the men double-cross her and start group masturbating, creating a massive tidal wave of come which floods the Earth and drowns many. Sam and Carly must adjust to life in the sea of come.
edit iSuck Pirate Dicks
With the 150 men escaped, reports of piracy reach Carly and Sam. They decide to embark on a journey across the sea of come using an abandoned ship, hoping to get a surviving scientist back at the complex to revert Sam back to her human state. However, they wind up getting boarded by a band of treasure-hunting pirates. When Sam refuses to give up what resources they have, she is forced to watch in horror as the pirates chain Carly up and forcibly perform oral sex on her. The anger causes Sam to revert back to Dark Sam and she escapes from the pirates' clutches and pierces their hearts with her tentacles. Carly is saved but suddenly begins to convulse after a semen overdose, leaving them little time to get to the scientist. Meanwhile, Briggs is determined to seek vengenace on Carly and Sam for ruining her vision but ends up getting captured by another band of pirates who force her to walk the plank, leaving her to drown in the sea of come.
edit iGet Double Raped
Sam manages to get Carly back to the complex where she receives treatment for her semen overdose. Sam is surprised to find that the doctor who treated Carly looks identical to RobotSpencer. He reveals himself to be RobotSpencer Mark II, built by the original RobotSpencer in case anything ever happened. Carly is delighted to see her brother again and believes it to be a glimmer of hope in rebuilding the Earth as it should be. That is until it becomes apparent that RobotSpencer Mark II has double the personality traits of the original - including his evil side. Carly quickly finds herself forced to endure painful double-rapes, leaving Sam to hack into RobotSpencer Mark II's external CPU and fix the glitch. Unfortunately Sam proves to be an inexperienced hacker and RobotSpencer Mark II takes a turn for the worse when he starts to rape everyone else too, then butcher them and graft their bodyparts onto him so he can rape more people simultaneously. Carly and Sam manage to seek refuge in the original RobotSpencer's laboratory, where they find design schematics for a time machine. Now the runaway lovers are faced with the difficult decision of leaving everyone to their bleak futures and returning to the past. When RobotSpencer Mark II tracks them down and charges at them with several penetration devices whirring, they have to make a decision, fast.
edit iGo Back in Time
Carly and Sam activate the time machine just as RobotSpencer Mark II draws near. They soon find themselves back on campus in the year 2011. Sam is happy when she realises the effects of time travel have reversed her octopus mutation, but Carly unexpectedly breaks up with her, citing that college is a fresh start and they need to move on. Sam reluctantly accepts her decision and they agree to remain friends; however Sam quickly finds herself desperately alone without Carly and dramatically decides to take the cure for homosexuality. Everyone is surprised by the transformation of Sam and she soon finds herself sleeping around with every guy on campus. Her next conquest is the new psychics teacher, Mr. R Spencer. Sam quickly comes to the realisation that Mr. Spencer is none other than the original RobotSpencer, who got a job at the college in order to access its equipment and find out where his sister disappeared to. Now that Carly is back, he has decided to stay and work on bettering the world, starting by building a clone of himself in case anything bad happens. Sam realises it's up to her to stop him building the clone, thus preventing the bleak future from ever ocurring, but her confidence is shaken when she stumbles upon Carly having an orgy with several octopuses in their dorm room. Carly breaks down into tears and admits she misses Sam as an octopus, as it was the best sex she's ever had. Sam reverts to Dark Sam and sets on accelerating the construction of RobotSpencer Mark II, leaving Carly and her new classmate Frannie to save the day and bring Sam back from the dark side before it's too late.
edit iCause a Paradox
Dark Sam brings Freddie, Frankie, and Freddie Benson II into the universe again, causing the start of the end of reality due to an antimatter paradox. Carly must choose which three to annihilate, and which to keep. She decides to annihilate Frannie, Frankie, and Freddie II, when Dark Sam comes in and smites those three. It's revealed that Sam has permenantly turned evil, and has chosen to seek revenge upon Carly.
edit iGet a Crap-Filled Butt
Dark Sam succeeds in altering the universe, in which Carly and Freddie are stuck on the Planet Sexworld, where having sex is as common as eating food. They are discovered by The DS Police, and are brutally raped. They are eventually put into prison, where they will be tortured. Freddie and Carly make love in the cell briefly, before a policeman comes in and brings them to a torture chamber. They are hooked up to a tube, inserted into their anuses. The device is turned on, as pounds of crap are poured into their butts. They give each other a kiss, as their butts grow to mammoth proportions.
edit iTurn Green
Carly and Freddie are released from the torture machine, and are stripped of their clothes and sent to a facility. They are separated, and while the police see if Freddie can still make love to women, they inject Carly with large amounts of poisons. Her skin turns green, and the breasts which had been amputated from Carly before begin to grow back. Her breasts are covered up with what could be called a green bikini top, which had grown out of her body. As the tests come to an end, a massive brown tentacle comes out of Carly's anus and begins to rape the scientists, allowing Carly and Freddie to leave the facility.
edit iRape People
Carly and Freddie discover Dark Sam's lair. Carly rapes the guards with her gigantic crap tentacle, while Freddie runs in and confronts Dark Sam, who is having sex with a man. Carly also runs in, and, calling herself Plant Girl, uses her mighty crap tentacle to rape Dark Sam. Freddie also rapes Dark Sam, ripping off her clothes. Sam kneels over, and falls unconcious, due to the massive amount of raping. Carly takes this time to press the Cover in Crap button on Sam's base. Carly, the unconcious Dark Sam, and Freddie escape from the base before it gets covered in crap.
edit iBring an End to Everything
In the season 6 finale, RobotSpencer returns to try and annihilate Dark Sam, when he self-destructs. RobotSpencer Mark II activates, only to discover he was never completed. Angered, he hacks into the crap-systems of Sexworld, causing everything to shut down. Carly, now renamed Plant Girl, and Freddie, now renamed Sexologist, enter into Sexworld's crap core, where the Mark II attacks them with crap copies of himself. Plant Girl and Sexologist fight back, but to no avail. They are both brutally raped, causing Plant Girl to ejaculate all over Mark II. The semen seeps in, causing Mark II to self-destruct, destroy the crap copies, and sending Plant Girl and Sexologist back to the surface. The two regain their real names, and rule over Sexworld, having really great sex in the process.
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edit iGo Home
In the season 7 premiere, Carly is beginning to miss her normal college life when a mysterious young man named Mark Matzko appears and offers her the chance to change everything back to normal, at an unmentioned consequence. Carly quickly accepts but realises that she must convince Freddie first, as she is not allowed to decide his fate. Freddie is unwilling to give up such awesome, constant sex and tells Carly to go to hell, as she is always ruining his dreams. Furious, Carly tells Mark that Freddie gave the OK, and the world changes around them. They find themselves on the first day of their third year of college. Freddie is furious with Carly and refuses to speak to her. Carly recruits Mark, now a college student, and a production team for the new iCarly, planning on apologising to Freddie in the first webisode. It is revealed that Mark is working on an evil plan with Dark Sam, now half-human, half-turd following the destruction of the Sexworld core. Meanwhile, new English teacher Ms. Briggs gets gang raped by the girls field hockey team.
Carly begins to get suspicious of Mark's origins and decides to follow him one evening after class. Carly's trail leads her to Rapists Anonymous, a help group for recovering rapists. Carly is shocked by the apparent dark side of her new friend and pressures Freddie to go undercover at the next meeting as a rapist. Unfortunately Freddie makes the mistake of telling them he raped a baby during his introduction, and he finds himself beaten near to death by the disgusted members. Carly tries to make amends with Freddie, but he rebuffs her, telling her to get the fuck out. Carly obliges and runs out the room in tears. Freddie cracks open a bottle of gin and smacks a nurse when she tries to take it away from him. Carly eventually decides to confront Mark and he admits that he raped a woman. Meanwhile, an elderly neighbour complains of a smell pertruding from Dark Sam's house and the police charge in to find her lying dead on the floor - in her pure form - with her head sliced open and brain missing. As Carly promises not to abandon Mark, Dark Sam's power is seen surging through his veins and he hugs her with a sinister smile on his face.
edit iGo Blind
Freddie's alcohol addiction begins to spiral out of control, and he starts beating people up on campus for their money. Carly begins to worry about her friend and decides to stage an intervention on iCarly, with the help of Mark. Carly and Mark find themselves growing closer in the process, but Carly refuses to let herself fall in love with him due to her experience with rapists. Freddie is furious when he realises what Carly has arranged, and accuses her of using it as a ratings ploy. Furious, he smashes his vodka bottle against a table and puts the sharp end to her throat. Threatening to kill her, Freddie demands that everyone hands over all their alcohol. Carly begs for mercy but Freddie refuses to hear it, screaming that ever since they became friends she has done nothing but wreck his life. The alcohol is quickly rounded up and Freddie makes an escape, but not before jamming the bottle into Carly's face, permanently blinding her in one eye. Later that night, Carly breaks down into tears and finds comfort in Mark, and the two give in to their passion. At the end of the episode Freddie is seen fleeing town with his alcohol when he is suddenly ambushed by several thugs, who tell him their boss isn't done with him yet, and savagely beat him.
edit iDump Freddie
Carly meets Freddie, and tells him that she's breaking up with him. Freddie, due to the alcohol, becomes furious and tries to rape her. Carly escapes, and finds Mark, who carries away the remains of Dark Sam. Carly and Mark kiss, when they are both knocked unconsious by a mysterious person. This person is revealed to be RobotSam, a robotic copy of Dark Sam. RobotSam brings them to a room, when she activates a trap, knocking Carly and Mark into different rooms. Carly is stuck in a room that fulfills her wildest fantasies, while Mark is stuck in a room filled with Tentacle Monsters. Mark blasts them to pieces with Dark Sam's energy he gained, but finds himself walking to RobotSam's room. The two engage in sexual intercourse, although Mark is only doing it while under control of Dark Sam's influence. At the end of the episode, RobotSam explodes from the pleasure, freeing Mark of Dark Sam's influence.
edit iReveal Everything
Carly is stuck in a room with octopuses that are making love with her. She is enjoying the pleasure, when the octopuses fade away. Mark enters the room, to reveal that he controls Dark Sam's evil powers now. He picks Carly up, and both exit the house. Carly and Mark enter Carly's apartment and shoot a new iCarly involving them having sex, and displays of Mark's new powers. Carly breaks down due to the pleasure, and explains everything that happened to her over the past 6 seasons. Mark is shocked, mostly due to the deaths of Spencer, RobotSpencer, Freddie II, Frankie, Ms. Briggs, the other Ms. Briggs, and Mark II. Meanwhile, Freddie is walking back to Carly's apartment when he spots them having sex through the window. Infuriated, plus maddened by the alcohol, Freddie charges into the room and attacks Mark with a knife. Mark freezes Freddie, and kicks his frozen body out the window, into the dumpster. Freddie's frozen body is then picked up by a mysterious figure.
edit iRoboticize Freddie
Freddie is taken to Dark Sam's lair, where he is transformed into an android. The mysterious figure is none other then RobotKatie, the robotic copy of the evil Gym Teacher who died in the beginning. Dark Sam uses a remote control to make Freddie have sex with her. Freddie tries to resist, but cannot stop himself from sucking Dark Sam's nipples, fisting her, giving her anal sex, and ejaculating in her vagina. Freddie is knocked down, and brutally beaten before being disintegrated, ending the revived Freddie's life again.
edit iSmite Dark Sam: Part 1
Learning that Freddie is dead, Carly bends over naked and mourns for Freddie. Mark enters the room, and asks her why she is mourning for a guy who tried to rape her. Carly replies that he was good to be made love by earlier. Mark walks forward and puts his hand on her shoulder. They have more great sex. Meanwhile, Dark Sam draws out a device which could possibly allow her to turn Mark and Carly into robotic servants.
edit iSmite Dark Sam: Part 2
Finding out that Dark Sam is still alive, Mark walks into the Underland: all that remained of Earth's transformation into Sexworld. Mark is captured by DS police, but kills them with his power. He confronts Dark Sam, who has turned her hands into tentacles. She tries to rape him, but only succeeds in getting one tentacle into his anus. When she tries to have sex with him, he twists around and knocks her into the wall. In the end, Mark sucks Carly's nipples, pees on her, buries her in crap, gives her anal sex, ejaculates into her mouth, and begins massaging her.
edit iGet Engaged
Mark tells Carly he loves her and when she returns his affections, they decide to get married. However, what is supposed to be the happiest day of their lives turns out to be nothing but horror when Freddie crawls out of his grave as a vampire. It is revealed that he has been sired by John McCain, who was resurrected by his drones shortly after he was staked. John McCain is unable to leave the confines of the graveyard as penance for his resurrection, leaving Freddie to do his bidding. As Carly prepares to walk down the aisle, she begins to get upset that none of her friends or family could live to see this day. Mark becomes determined to cheer Carly up and give her the dream wedding she wants, but he makes the mistake of telling a disguised Freddie, who co-erces the other drones into siring all of Carly's deceased acquaintances. Carly is delighted when she sees Spencer, Ms. Briggs, Sam and several more of her oldest friends are attending the wedding, and puts it down to a miracle. Unfortunately fate isn't that kind and as Carly walks down the aisle, they transform into vampires and start brutally raping the wedding guests, then devouring them. Carly and Mark manage to make an escape and decide to head on their honeymoon; little do they know that Freddie is waiting for them on the plane.
edit iAm on an Plane
Carly and Mark are flying to their honeymoon in Hawaii and they ask a priest who happens to be onboard to marry them once they get there. Meanwhile, Freddie is disguised as a flight attendant and he devours one of the pilots, ordering the other to take them to the Island of Count Dracula. Back in America, the vampiric forms of Spencer, Ms. Briggs and Sam start to sire the population.
edit iMeet Dracula
The plane lands and Carly is shocked to realise they're not in Hawaii. Freddie steps forward and reveals they are all going to be Count Dracula's prisoners. Carly tries to make Freddie reconsider, but he smacks her across the face, then rapes her in front of horrified passengers. Mark is overcome with rage which activates a small remnant of Dark Sam's power within, though he doesn't realise it. Eventually he and Carly are face to face with Dracula, who violently tortures them and tells them they will be his slaves. As Carly and Mark adjust to life on Dracula's island, they begin to learn of the vampire way of life, and are surprised to learn that vampires sire civilians by raping them. Carly and Mark then realise their purpose as Dracula's slaves when they are told to build a massive weapon that will simultaneously rape every non-vampire across the world within seconds. Back in America, Spencer, Ms. Briggs and Sam toast their success in siring the city by having a threesome.
edit iBuild a Rape Machine
Carly begins to worry when Mark starts coming home with wounds all over his body, but he refuses to say anything. It is revealed he is being abused by his boss, a tyrannical vampire who frequently whips him during the construction of the Rape Machine. Carly decides to investigate but her insolence results in them getting starved for a week. Mark begins to get annoyed with Carly's constant inferference, and in the heat of the moment, he strikes her across the face. Carly screams and tells him to get out. Mark desperately tries to apologise, but she refuses to hear it, forcing him to leave. Mark's devasation results in him accidentally setting fire to the room. He realises he still has some of Dark Sam's power, only this time it is controlled by his emotions.
edit iFuck Dracula
Carly, depressed over her breakup with Mark, starts to bond with Dracula to the point where they end up having sex. Carly begins to feel content in the arms of the head vampire himself, but is startled to realise she is pregnant. Dracula is delighted because he has always wanted to be a father, but Carly goes behind his back and gets an abortion. Furious, Dracula chains her to the wall and rapes her so many times that her vagina rips, hoping that she'll get pregnant again. Little does he know, the abortion didn't quite destroy the child when it suddenly blasts its way out of the garbage and starts to brutally sodomize the civilians on Dracula Island. Dracula realiss he will need the help of Carly to stop his aborted offspring from siring everyone. However Mark refuses to allow their partnership and points a crossbow directly at Dracula's chest. Carly begs for him to re-consider. Mark thinks for a moment, then suddenly turns the crossbow on himself and shoots himself in the head. Mark dies at their feet, causing Carly to go into hysterics. Mark's power then transfers into the woman he loves - Carly - making her become Dark Carly.
edit iAm Dark Carly
Dark Carly is driven by rage and hate, and she sets on accelerating the construction of the Rape Machine so the world will suffer. Eventually it is ready to be launched and Dark Carly gets the honour of pressing the big red button. Pretty soon every human across the world finds themselves getting penetrated by invisible forces, and people start to become vampires. Dark Carly then detonates Dracula Island with a nuclear blast, and flies off back to America. Once there she realises Dracula's death has resulted in every vampire becoming human again, except for John McCain, who has a thing or two to say about her interference.
edit iSave the Day
In the season 7 finale, Dark Carly furiously battles with John McCain, the last remaining vampire. Just as he begins to rape her, humans Spencer, Ms. Briggs and Sam unexpectedly show up and stake McCain through the heart, causing him to disintergrate. Dark Carly is delighted to see her friends again, and reverts back to her pure form. Spencer warns her that the dark power still lurks within her, and she'll have to control her emotions from now on. Carly and the gang decide to resurrect iCarly (again) when they return to college but quickly find themselves facing trouble again when Freddie resurfaces, revealing he was on vacation when Dracula Island was destroyed. Carly begs Freddie to forget the differences they've faced in the past, but he refuses and screams that their friendship can never go back to the way it was. Carly and the gang watch with tears in their eyes as Freddie hurls himself in front of a speeding bus; causing it to crash and him to be splattered all over the wall with his internal organs pouring out. The gang put together a special edition of iCarly to honor Freddie. At the end of the episode, Freddie is seen in Limbo, the dimension between life and death, where he is confronted by the lost spirits of Dark Sam, Mark and RobotSpencer. The four of them decide to put together a Legion of Evil when they realise they share similar goals: to kill Carly for good.
edit Season 8
edit iGet Raped by Paedophiles
Freddie, RobotSpencer, Dark Sam and Mark return to the Earth in non-corporeal form as the Legion of Evil, and they begin work on a plan to make Carly's life a living hell. Meanwhile, the newly re-formed iCarly gang are enjoying doing their show again when suddenly they are ambushed in the middle of filming by escaped paedophiles, among them being Tom from MySpace. Carly, Ms. Briggs, Freddie and Spencer find themselves getting brutally raped as the camera is rolling, and an eager filmmaking paedophile steps behind the director's chair and films the horrifying ordeal. The next day, the whole of campus has seen the disturbing webisode, which included extreme close-up shots of the penetration. Carly and the gang find themselves getting into trouble by the new dean, Mr. Wankstain, who is revealed to be working for the Legion of Evil, who instigated the paedophile attack. At the end of the episode, the gang head to detention where they are greeted by Katie, one of their best friends.
edit iGet a Crush
Spencer and Ms. Briggs begin to feel like useless adults when Carly and Katie start taking charge of the show, so they turn to drinking. One thing leads to another, and Spencer pounds Ms. Briggs against the wall in the bathroom. The next day, Spencer and Ms. Briggs struggle to make sense of their new relationship, and Spencer fears his days in the show are numbered when Mr. Wankstain bans him from her setting foot on campus again, after revealing he and Ms. Briggs are engaged. Meanwhile, Carly and Katie's long-lasting friendship could be at risk when they both develop a crush on the same guy.
edit iGet a Night Stick Shoved Up My Cunt
Carly, Sam and Katie band together to convince Mr. Wankstain to let Spencer back on campus again. However, he is pre-occupied in organising his wedding to Ms. Briggs. It is revealed that Ms. Briggs is suffering cruel domestic abuse in the hands of Mr. Wankstain, who will do anything to prevent her from sleeping around again. Carly is horrified when she learns of the abuse Ms. Briggs suffers, and decides to report Mr. Wankstain to the police. Unfortunately the police happen to be friends with Mr. Wankstain, and they brutally penetrate Carly and her friends with their night sticks as punishment for wasting their time. Carly and the gang begin to realise something bad is going down and decide to film an investigative report for their next webisode, with Spencer helping out over the phone. Meanwhile, the Legion of Evil begin to work on re-gaining their corporeal forms, and must convince a group of mysterious monkeys to transform them.
edit iFuck Katie
Carly, Sam and Katie decide to have a sleepover. Whilst there, Sam's mother suddenly goes into hysterics when she sees Katie, screaming that she is "not meant to be". The girls take her to the hospital where she flatlines and dies. Sam has trouble coping with the untimely death of her mother and blames her friends for doing something to make her go crazy. Carly is outraged with Sam for thinking this way about her, and finds comforts in the arms of Katie. One thing leads to another, and they start scissoring. Afterwards, Carly is left with a strange, empty feeling that makes her think that maybe something isn't right with Katie. She launches an investigative report for iCarly behind Katie's back, and all hell breaks loose when she finds out. Meanwhile, the domestic abuse suffered by Ms. Briggs worsens, and when she refuses to give Mr. Wankstain a massage, he responds by brutally raping her.
edit iFind Out the Truth
The Legion of Evil launch a dinosaur attack on the college. Meanwhile, the gang are in the middle of filming for iCarly when buildings start getting demolished and people are brutally slain. Katie picks up the camera and starts narrating the events but when the dinosaur confronts the gang in their dorm room, it suddenly retreats when Katie screams. Carly and the others are shocked by this display and ask Katie up front who she is. Katie reveals she is and always has been their best friend, but Carly is unsure. Freddie is seen furiously masturbating over these events, and he makes his presence known after climaxing. Carly demands to know what's going on, and Freddie reveals that Katie is actually a Key, that will bring about the end of the world if used for ill-purposes. Carly screams and says that Katie is a human girl, and that they have been friends for years. Freddie laughs and says these are false memories which the All-Seeing Monkeys implanted in their minds so they would protect her at all costs. The gang band together and say they will fight for Katie until the end, but Freddie warns them that once he and his comrades re-gain their corporeal forms, Carly and her friends will all be terminated, and the Key will be theirs.
edit iAm Back
Mark exits his grave and discovers that Carly and Sam are in trouble. Mark uses a teleporter to beam himself to the hospital, where RobotSpencer Mark III updates him with human-looking cybernetic implants. Mark beams to Carly's side, where he discovers that Katie has become their friend. Although impossible to belive, Mark accepts it. Mark uses his artificial strength to grab Freddie and prepare to break his neck. Carly asks him to stop, but in the moment, Freddie comes and posesses Mark's robotic implants. Mark is able to keep them under his control, but begins to suffer anger disorder. Barely hanging on, Mark asks RobotSpencer Mark III to create a robotic copy of him. Mark then electrocutes himself, killing Freddie.
edit iHave Been Revived
Mark's conciousness is put into RobotMark's body. Mark revives, and teleports to Carly's location. Mark asks Carly why she broke up with him. Carly replies that she regrets breaking up with him, and that they should get back together again. Mark agrees, but first replies that Katie has vanished. Carly, Sam, and Mark try to find Katie, only to find that she never existed. The real Katie exits and reveals that she planned the entire thing: reviving Freddie, bribing Dracula, and creating a hologram of herself to fool them. Katie brings out tentacle monsters, which rape Carly and Sam, but Mark leaps forward and stabs Katie, who kneels over and dies. The tentacle monsters explode. At the end, Carly and Mark get married.
edit iStarted the Sex
Carly, Sam, and Mark are halfway through the final year of college. Carly talks with Mark about having another afternoon of hot steaming sex. Mark agrees, when Dark Mark enters the room and joins with his other part. Mark kisses Carly, and strips her naked. He begins sucking her nipples and fondling her breasts. He then fingers and fists her at the same time. He then shoves his penis into her vagina. He moves it in and out, in and out, in and out, until he ejaculates. He begins to have anal sex with her, and ejaculates in her anus. The episode ends with him releasing crap onto her breasts.
edit iCombat the Legion: Part 1
The Legion of Evil, minus Dark Mark and Freddie, successfully are revived in a corporeal form. They begin running around destroying stuff. Carly, Mark, Spencer, Mrs. Briggs, Sam, and RobotSpencer Mark III all begin formulating a plan to take the Legion down. Meanwhile, The LOE tries to recruit more members from the students. They choose Valerie Schwartz: a smart-alecky 18 year-old girl who dislikes Carly and Sam since they destroyed her webshow, and Neville Papperman: an 18 year-old spoiled brat who hates Carly for shoving topenade in his face. They begin to formulate their plan, and decide to surround Carly's house. Meanwhile, it cuts to a Scene where Victoria Justice guest stars as Shelby Marx. In this scene, Shelby is caught having hot oral sex and scizzoring Sam. The episode then ends.
edit iCombat the Legion: Part 2
The LOE attacks Carly's house and refuses to leave. Mark and RS Mark III agree to go out and stall them, but Carly refuses to let the one she loves and the robot copy of her brother sacrifice themselves. RS Mark III suggests hiding in the basement, to which everyone agrees. Everything is fine, until a wall collapses, revealing Neville and the LOE inside a giant drilling machine. Carly and Sam are grabbed by Dark Sam's evil tentacles, when Mark cuts in and destroys them. What's left of Dark Sam merges with Sam, creating Pure Sam. Meanwhile, RobotSpencer is fighting RS Mark III, who was winning, until Neville snuck up and deactivated him. RobotSpencer then turns on Mark, who gives Carly a kiss before running towards RobotSpencer.
edit iCombat the Legion: Part 3
Mark crashes into RobotSpencer, entirely destroying him and leaving him finished for the time being. Mrs. Briggs and Carly are dealing with Valerie, who has already knocked out Spencer. Carly gets furious and transforms into Dark Carly, who leaps forward and rapes Valerie. Mark is shocked that Carly would do that, when she turns on him and blasts him with a dark beam. Mark's android workings are revealed, as he crashes in a heap to the ground. RS Mark III revives, and fixes up Mark. Mark admits to Carly that he tried to keep the fact that he was an android away from her. Carly says that she could never love a machine. Mark replies that he isn't a machine, and that he is Mark inside an android body, due to his real one being posessed by Freddie. The 3-part episode ends with Mark and Carly having sex, and wondering what happened to Freddie.
edit iKill Sam Forever
As the gang settle back down into college, Mark is horrified when a lonely Sam seduces him. When he tells Carly, they decide she must be killed. They formulate a plan to permanently rid of Sam and the next day they put it into action. Mark follows Sam from her dorm room and waits until they are in a quiet area. He then punches her in the back of her head with extreme force, and drags her into a dark alley. Mark kicks her in the stomach, stomps on her hands and strips her naked, then strikes her repeatedly across the face before choking her. Using his spare hand to unbuckle his pants, Mark forcibly penetrates her vagina and pounds her so hard she screams in agony. Mark then flips Sam over, slams her face against the ground and sodomises her up the ass without lubrication. Afterwards Mark forces his dick into Sam's mouth and throat-fucks her so violently she can no longer scream; he then climaxes all over her face, causing her to choke a little. Sam is left crying in a pool of semen, but Carly then steps in wielding a large axe, and slowly saws off her limbs one by one. Carly then rips her stomach apart; leaving Mark to pull out her intestines and whip her with them. Together, Carly and Mark douse her in motor oil and set her aflame, and they laugh as she burns, crying. Mark then defecates all over Sam's quivering, singed body; and Carly shoots her a few times, rips off her skin and then beats her with even greater force. Sam, in her last breath, asks "why?" and then dies. Mark sticks his dick in her mouth and Carly takes a picture to savour the moment. The two then head home and have sex to celebrate their success.
edit iAm a Bridesmaid
The day of Ms. Briggs and Mr. Wankstain's wedding has arrived, and Carly is delighted when she is asked to be a bridesmaid. However, she is pre-occupied when she discovers Mark has become addicted to necrophilia, and can't stop fucking Sam's corpse. Carly, realising she loves Mark too much to let him go, agrees to let him mount Sam's dead body in their dorm room and preserve it with various perfumes so he can make love to it whenever he wishes. Meanwhile, Ms. Briggs begins to have second thoughts about marrying such an abusive man and worries about Carly when she realises he has a tradition of raping the bridesmaids at every wedding he attends. Ms. Briggs decides to warn Carly, and she agrees to skip the wedding for her own safety. However Mr. Wankstain manages to find out, and so furious that Ms. Briggs continues to interfere with his life, he gives her a savage beating, leaving her comatose. At the hospital Mr. Wankstain forces a priest to marry him and Ms. Briggs at gunpoint; he then takes off with her comatose body on the back of his motorcycle. Carly, in hiding, discusses with Mark where their future is heading, but ultimately decides they have too many differences and she asks for a divorce. Mark is furious and strikes her across the face, giving her a black eye. Mark, noticeably shocked at his actions, rushes out and heads to a seedy bar, where he runs into Mr. Wankstain, who is revealed to be his father. Freddie is working as a bartender and joins forces with Mr. Wankstain to get revenge on Carly. Mark insists he will stop them but before he can leave, he is unexpectedly shot in the head point blank by his father. Mr. Wankstain and Freddie then have sex in a pool of Mark's blood.
edit iHave Incestual Sex
Carly files for divorce, and in her upset frame of mind, she seeks comfort from her brother, Spencer. One thing leads to another and they have sex. The next day Carly discovers she is pregnant. Worried that her baby will be born retarded, Carly schedules an abortion but finds herself getting abducted by Mr. Wankstain and Freddie when she goes to the clinic. Spencer feels helpless when he realises his sister has disappeared, and decides to surgically enhance himself with android parts, becoming RobotSpencer Mark IV. Carly finds herself a prisoner with the comatose Ms. Briggs in the basement of the bar Freddie runs. Carly goes into hysterics when she realises Mark has been killed, and decides to hang herself with a nearby length of rope. Luckily RobotSpencer Mark IV arrives in time to stop her, revealing that he can revive Mark with technology. An epic battle ensues, during which Mr. Wankstain meets his end after he is decapitated by falling equipment. Freddie begs for mercy, but Carly refuses to hear it, picking up the gun from near Mark's corpse, and shooting him in the heart. Freddie quickly dies. RobotSpencer Mark IV and Carly then head back to his laboratory and wake Ms. Briggs from her coma, then transfer Mark's conciousness into a robot. Carly flings her arms around the new RobotMark, saying that she will never let him go again. Mark, still reeling from her decision to end their relationship, starts to choke her, when Carly's inbred baby suddenly falls out of her vagina. RobotMark embraces the child, thinking it is his, and Carly and RobotSpencer Mark IV play along.
edit iKill My Inbred Baby
Carly and RobotSpencer Mark IV worry that the jig is up when RobotMark begins to notice that baby Connor is a little retarded. At the same time, they can't seem to control their sexual urges for each other, sneaking out for quick anal sessions whenever they can. One evening when RobotMark is out for a job interview, Carly and RobotSpencer Mark IV can barely contain themselves and they quickly remove their clothes and begin to fuck. RSIV orgasms so hard that semen flies everywhere, and some lands into baby Connor's mouth. When Connor starts to choke, RSIV desperately tries the heimlich manuver, when RobotMark walks in and mistakenly thinks Connor is getting raped. RobotMark furiously attacks RSIV and Carly, in a desperate attempt to make them stop, screams that the baby isn't his. RobotMark is horrified and he runs away. Carly and RSIV cradle their dead baby in their arms. Meanwhile, Ms. Briggs is upset to learn she has breast cancer.
edit iReturn to the Dark Side
In the season 8 finale, Carly desperately tries to find RobotMark and apologise, and is shocked to learn he has joined the army and will be shipping out to Iraq the following weekend. Realising she doesn't have long, Carly becomes determined to make RobotMark's last weekend happy, but he refuses to have anything to do with her, and stands by as his army buddies take turns sexually assaulting her. Back at the laboratory, RobotSpencer Mark IV starts to work on cloning baby Connor when he is suddenly interrupted by Freddie, who reveals he was found by neighbours shortly after he was shot, and operated on immediatley. Freddie refuses to let the child be re-born, as there is a prophecy foretelling that he will lead the world into victory when the Legion of Evil rebuilds itself with an army in the thousands. RobotSpencer Mark IV and Freddie furiously battle it out, ultimately succumbing to their intense attraction for each other when Freddie gives RSIV a blowjob, and RSIV fucks him up the ass. Carly walks in and is horrified to see their gay sex. Realising she doesn't have a purpose in life anymore, Carly takes up Freddie's offer to join the Legion of Evil, and blows the laboratory up with some of her remaining Dark Carly power. RSIV lies on the floor, horrified by his sister's betrayal, and dies. Carly and Freddie then fly off, ready to bring the world to ruin - but first they must build up an army. However, little do they know, the destruction resulted in Connor getting successfully cloned as a super-baby. He walks out of the base, strong, and begins to rape civilians in order to sustain his power. Meanwhile, Ms. Briggs gets surgery for her breast cancer and dies during the operation.
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edit iWreak Havoc
Dark Carly, Connor and Freddie move over to the airport, where RobotMark, now just called Mark, and RobotSpencer Mark III are. Mark and RSIII spot Dark Carly right away. Mark tries to convince Dark Carly to stop, but she just blasts a hole through him. Mark falls over, when his nanites rebuild him. Mark attacks Dark Carly and rapes her, turning her back into Carly and giving her second thoughts about fighting. Mark and Carly begin to have sex, as the LOE retreats. Mark tells Carly he's sorry, and wants another chance. Carly tells him it's okay, and that it's her fault he was hurt. Meanwhile, RobotSpencer Mark III gets a smoothie.
edit iMeet Umbra
RobotSpencer Mark III is working on a time machine with Mark. He accidentally plugs in the power cable while Carly's inside, warping her to the future of the year 3001. Carly accidentally runs into
an extremely hot blue-skinned slut the leader of the planet, who is only known as Umbra. Umbra asks why Carly ran into her. Carly replies that it was an accident. Umbra tells Carly that she will be punished, and she rips off Carly's clothes. She and Carly start scissoring. After they finish, Carly runs away without any clothes on, and is beamed back into the time machine. She exits the device, making both RSIII and Mark feel horny. At the end of the episode, RSIII and Mark are seen fighting over Carly.
edit iGet Molested Again
Carly is walking home one night, when she is grabbed by a man named Michael Johnson. Michael rips off her clothes and starts raping her. He penetrates her up the rear, then pees on her face. He then kicks her away and vanishes. Carly runs home and tells Mark about what happened. Mark has sex with Carly, then goes out to hunt for Michael. He discovers Michael's location, and picks up a shotgun, killing him. In the court battle, Mark declares that he killed Michael to protect Carly, because she was being raped. The court adjourns, and ceases with Mark and Carly winning the lawsuit. RobotSpencer III congratulates them on their win. Meanwhile, the LOE has rerecruited Valerie and Neville, and set on recruiting John McCain.
edit iBecome Animated
The gang prepare to graduate from college, and are shocked to realise they will have no degrees because they barely spent any time in education. Worried, Carly becomes determined to launch iCarly to success, and she seeks help from a producer, Ray Pist. Ray rapes her, then agrees to help out. However Carly is surprised to learn that he would rather make an animated series based on iCarly, as she and her friends have gotten uglier with age. Carly reluctantly agrees and the show becomes a massive hit on campus, until Freddie returns and brutally slays Ray for not including him in the series. Carly sinks into depression, realising her life isn't headed anywhere, and she gets into a sexual relationship with Freddie. Meanwhile, Valerie and Neville get killed by a car bomb.
edit iLose My Head
RobotSpencer Mark III decides to leave home after they mock his dream to take part in American Idol. Simon Cowell arrives and offers to make RobotSpencer Mark III's dreams come true, at a price: he wants the head of Carly, as she and her "whore-ish" friends frequently make fun of the show on iCarly. RobotSpencer Mark III is conflicted but ultimately decides he can't resist his evil impulses anymore, and heads to the campus, ready to decapitate her. However, he quickly finds Connor has gotten there first, after catching him throat-fucking Carly's skewered head in order to sustain his devine powers. RobotSpencer Mark III and Connor get into a battle of epic proportions, leaving them both near to death and comatose. Mark walks in on the violent display and sends for an ambulance, then cradles the dead Carly in his arms. Meanwhile, Freddie tries to convince his Legion of Evil friends to loan him money for a strap-on.
edit iCarly Dies
Mark takes over RobotSpencer Mark III's laboratory and attaches Carly's decapitated head to a blank robot, making her become RobotCarly. RobotCarly has trouble adjusting to life as an android and she is upset to learn that androids don't have rights, much like women didn't in the early 20th century. RobotCarly becomes a campaigner for equal rights but things become heated between the iCarly production team when she discovers several of them belong to a human supremicst group intent on wiping out all non-biological lifeforms. RobotCarly tries to change their minds but her efforts fail when they start to electrocute her with tazers, and take turns raping her so hard that she can no longer move. Mark walks in on the horrifying ordeal and slashes everyone's throats, leaving iCarly dead - forever. Meanwhile, Freddie visits RobotSpencer Mark III in the hospital and tries to recruit him for the Legion of Evil; and Connor escapes from his restraints, raping six medical students in the process.
edit iGet Vagina Transplants
Freddie and RobotCarly continue their destructive sexual relationship behind Mark and the Legion of Evil's backs. Freddie is horrified when RobotCarly admits that she is a robot but eventually grows to accept her for who she is and says that he will love her no matter what. That is until RobotCarly admits she has been wearing vagina implants to give Freddie a realistic sexual experience, and she has almost run out of donors. Freddie takes it upon himself to find extra vaginas for RobotCarly and starts abducting women on the street and brutally hacking their cunts off. RobotCarly and Freddie are able to continue their passionate affair, but it may come to a sudden end when the police start looking for the elusive Vagina Thief. Meanwhile, RobotSpencer Mark III settles down at the Legion of Evil base, which is much more cosy and family-orientated than he imagined. However he is conflicted when he realises that he must rape a helpless child as the first stage of his intiation. Connor tracks the base down and wipes them all out, just as the raping begins.
edit iRape My Husband
RobotCarly worries when Mark doesn't express any interest in sex, and begins to think he has supsicions about her affair. Determined to make sure he doesn't find out, RobotCarly offers herself, but is coldly rejected. Furious, RobotCarly spikes Mark's drink with Viagra and sedatives, then sits on his cock and rides him up and down; the drugs rendering him unable to move or resist. The next day the drugs wear off and Mark is horrified that his wife raped him. Sinking into a depression, he is persuaded by Connor into attending a support group for rape victims, but finds himself the butt of jokes amongst the female members, who then spike his coffee and take turns sitting on his dick. Mark ultimately decides to confront RobotCarly about what she did to him, but as he makes his way to the campus, he is unexpectedly hit by a speeding bus, leaving him bleeding on the floor with his internal organs spewing out. At the end of the episode it is revealed that the bus was driven by Freddie and carried RobotCarly, and now they are on their way to Mexico for a better life. Meanwhile, Mark receives treatment in time and after leaving against medical advice, he makes an oath to kill RobotCarly for her betrayal and applies for a position in the Legion of Evil.
edit iRape Sam
Freddie finds Sam masturbating in the bathroom and shoves his massive cock deep inside her ass while she screams in pain and then in her pussy until it begins to bleed. Then he licks up the blood and shoves his dick all the way down Sam's throat choking her for 10 minute straight only to spew cum all over her face and boobs.
edit iTry to Restart the Webshow
Mark tries to make up to destroying iCarly by finding a new production crew. The crew turns out to be Drake and Josh, Megan, Mindy, Mr. Nichols, Mrs. Parker, and Dubya Bush. Mark is confused when he can't tell the difference between Carly and Megan, and accidentally has sex with Megan. Megan gets infuriated and attacks Mark. Megan tells Mr. Nichols, her dad, who talks with Mark about it. Mark says that he couldn't tell her from Carly. Meanwhile, Carly is scissoring with Mindy, who turns out to be smart, devious, and a good friend.
edit iLose All My New Friends
Drake, Josh, Megan, Mindy, Mr. Nichols, Mrs. Parker and Dubya Bush all get killed by a car bomb. Carly becomes upset and turns to drinking.
edit iDrink Too Much
Carly drinks too much and ends up in hospital, where she must have a liver transplant. However, it soon becomes apparent that nobody wants to give their liver to a washed up bitch like her, and Carly realises she has been left to rot. Mark is furious and decides to remind Carly's classmates of her kind heart by putting together an iCarly clip show. Unfortunately, disaster strikes when Mark accidentally edits a montage of all the hardcore rapes Carly's received over the years into the webisode. Carly's brutal sexual assaults become the subject of debate on campus and arguments break out over whether she was the victim or a skank who was begging for it. Mark is furious when he stumbles upon several jocks making fun of her and he proceeds to hang them by their own intestinal tracts. Meanwhile in the hospital, Carly is getting closer and closer to death when she is suddenly cornered by 150 of her classmates, who take turns raping her in her weakened state and make bets over the outcome. Carly grows even more depressed and breaks into the staff room and drinks so much alcohol that she overdoses.
edit iAm in a Coma
Carly goes into a coma following her excessive drinking. Meanwhile, Connor returns to visit her in the hospital. He is beginning to get worried about his future, as he is no longer prophesised to bring down the Legion of Evil following their mass suicide. It soon becomes apparent that Connor blames Carly for this, and he shocks everyone by grabbing a pillow and trying to smother her. Mark walks in on the horrifying display and the two begin to wrestle, culminating in gay sex. Afterwards Mark is upset to learn he has contracted HIV from Connor but has little time to grieve when he is suddenly arrested for child molestation. In her coma, Carly has visions of all the friends she's lost over the years, who take turns brutally raping her.
edit iGo to Prison
Carly awakens from her coma after having a vision of Mark in trouble. She stands by his side in court as he faces charges of child molestation. Connor appears on the stand and goes into hysterics, screaming that Mark patiently groomed him for weeks, then flipped his lid, stuck his cock in his mouth and then fucked him up the ass. Carly is outraged with her son's betrayal and screams that he is a liar, resulting in the judge sentencing her to three years in prison for her interruption. At the Women's Correctional Institute for Wayward Dykes, Carly has trouble fitting in with the other criminals; while Mark, realising his chances of getting declared innocent are slim, gets a sex change. Becoming Mary, he successfully convinces the judge to imprison him in the same institute as Carly. Carly is made Mary's "bitch" and Carly worries that the sex change surgery changed a lot more than just the man she love's genitals.
edit iAm a Bitch
Carly and Mary find themselves caught up in knife warfare at the Women's Correctional Institute for Wayward Dykes, when prisoners start arguing over who can make Carly their "bitch". Carly decides to hire some protection and offers to pay them with cigarettes. Meanwhile, the inexplicably revived Spencer and Connor decide to continue iCarly together, and they film a special edition in the prison. Spencer is unaware that Connor is responsible for Carly and Mary's imprisonment, and is horrified when he finds out. Connor eagerly films as Carly runs out of cigarettes and is faced with getting stabbed by the Rugmunchers, the toughest gang in the prison. At the end of the episode, Connor is seen furiously masturbating as Carly is surrounded in the showers and brutally gang-raped by the Rugmunchers with several self-manufcatured strap-ons, made out of switchblades. Mary can do nothing but stand back and watch, as the remaining Rugmunchers restrain her and give her a savage beating.
Spencer decides to follow his dream of becoming a lawyer, and he works on securing Carly and Mary's release from the Women's Correctional Institute for Wayward Dykes. Spencer quickly finds himself the butt of jokes among his fellow attorneys for his inexperience, and he becomes determined to show them how cool he is by starting his own web-based show, called iSpencer. However, just like his sister before him, Spencer fails to see that a web-based show actually makes him even more of a loser. In a state of desperation, Spencer winds up taking the entire courthouse hostage and shooting several civilians in the head, execution style. Luckily for Spencer, he is mistaken for a woman and sent to the same prison as Carly and Mary, where they start work on a possible escape plan. Meanwhile, Connor conferences with the Rugmunchers to give Carly a raping she will never forget.
edit iLose My Brother Again
Carly, Mary and Spencer begin work on an escape plan. It is also time for the annual talent contest at the Women's Correctional Institute for Wayward Dykes. Spencer wants to do a cabaret act, but faces objections from the Rugmunchers, who claim they bagsied it first. Spencer winds up facing off to the head Rugmuncher, a butch, psychotic prisoner named Hollie. They agree to fight during the next yard time, and prisoners start making bets on the outcome. Carly worries for her brother; Mary comforts her with scissoring. The next day the fight ends seconds after it begins, when Hollie pulls a knife out of her pocket and slashes Spencer's throat. As Spencer lies bleeding to death on the floor, a devastated Carly cradles him in her arms, and in his dying breath he manages to tell her the location of a secret escape tunnel. However, Carly is less interested in escaping now that her brother is dead, and grief combined with anger towards the Rugmunchers results in her making the transformation into Dark Carly.
edit iReign Supreme
Dark Carly sets on recruiting prisoners to make up her own gang. Mary worries that Carly is beyond help and tries to settle the gang warefare peacefully. However, Dark Carly reacts angrily and has her henchwomen give him a savage beating, landing him in the infirmary near to death. As a result Mary finds herself transferred to the Pedophile Institute, where perverts and other bullied inmates are imprisoned. Mary desperately tries to escape and enlists the help of Katie, the child molesting lesbian who was imprisoned for raping a young girl shortly after her alleged death. Meanwhile, Dark Carly has the Rugmunchers brainwashed and she reigns supreme over the prison. Connor conferences with the United States president and tries to convince him to launch a nuclear attack on the prison, claiming that Dark Carly is an unstoppable menace and extreme measures must be taken. Although hesitant, the president is co-erced after Connor gives him a blowjob, and he launches the nuclear missile.
edit iDestroy the Earth
Season finale. Mary and Katie escape from the Pedophile Institute and set on putting a stop to Dark Carly's evil regime. Dark Carly responds by having the brainwashed Rugmunchers brutally rape them. Mary and Katie are forced to watch in horror as Dark Carly transforms the prison into a massive spaceship, then blasts it off into space, leaving the missile to detonate the Earth. The iCarly gang are left to wander aimlessly through space on the large prison ship. Connor manages to survive the nuclear missile's impact and follows Dark Carly on the Starship Sodomise, determined to bring her down for her constant interference. Katie decides to allign with the Rugmunchers, realising that Dark Carly has won and she is the future. Dark Carly resurrects Spencer using dark magics. Spencer quickly realises it was not out of love, but so the female majority population can rape him and increase the population. Mary is upset and tries to turn Dark Carly around by telling her how much she loves her. When this fails, Mary starts to lick Dark Carly's vagina and they passionately scissor. This triggers Dark Carly's transformation back into Regular Carly; and Mary's transformation back into Mark. Carly goes into hysterics once she realises she has ended the world, but promises the remaining population that she will find them another planet to live on. The season ends with Carly and Mark enjoying make-up anal.
edit Episode Guide: Season 10
Carly begiins to feel sad, because she can't have new babies due to the massive amount of raping. Mark tells her that he has discovered a new form of sexual pleasure: unbirthing. Mark selects Sam "Spam" Puckett to shove up Carly's vagina and make her pregnant again. Carly stretches her vagina lips open wide as Mark shove Sam up her butt. Sam slides into Carly's belly, while all Carly can do is watch and moan in pleasure. Carly then jumps up and down, feeling every single movement of Sam as she wiggles and bounces around inside her belly. At the end of the episode, an umbilical cord is seen attaching to Sam's naked body inside Carly's belly. Meanwhile, Spencer fucks a dog up the ass and licks an elephants scrotum that he found under a mattress.
edit iFind A Home
The floating space prison finds a planet that is exactly like Earth in every way including buildings. As soon as Carly steps onto the planet, the planet itself starts viciously raping her with tree branches and mounds of dirt. Mark attempts to save her but is raped to death by the planet. Spencer manages to fuck the planet in the ass hard enough that it let Carly go, overwhelmed by pleasure. Mark was also freed but he had been raped to death and without the technology on Earth, he could not be revived. Carly teared up realizing it was all her fault to be comforted by Spencer, who proceeded to ass-fuck her viciously until she came all over his dick. Carly told Spencer to stop, but he was consumed by an evil power and was forced to viciously fuck Carly up the ass. Carly screamed and came again this time releasing Sam who had been unborn into Carly's uterus. Sam immediately sprinted away in the nude, but was intercepted by one of the Rugmunchers and ruthlessly fucked up her cunt until she came all over the blade. Sam ran away after this rape into hiding. Also, Carly being raped caused Spencer to absorb some of Carly's remaining Dark Carly power, unbeknownst to him