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These aircraft are used by Uncyclopedian forces, including the Soviet Galactic Battle Fleet, the Goa Tse Clan, UNSOC and the Grue Army.

These specifications are real, half-real, created by Meganew, n00bs, or flying monkeys.

edit Specifications: (Airbus A380/MBJ B-100)

A-380
The A380. The laser is very deep into the nose.

General characteristics

Crew: 2

Length: 240 ft

Wingspan: 262 ft

Height: 79 ft

Loaded weight: 610,000 lb (305 tons)

Powerplant: 4x Engine Alliance GP7277 Turbojet engines

Performance

Maximum speed: 634 mph

Cruise speed: 587 mph

Range: 9,400 miles.

Armament

Guns: Uncyclopedia Weaponry Co. Ltd. UWCL-2000 laser in the nose.

Bombs: 200 1,000 lb bombs

Notes: This plane is also used by the Uncyclopedia Transit Authority (UTA).

edit Specifications: (IF-1 If)

Invisible plane
An extremely talented pilot starts to board his IF-1 If.

General characteristics

Crew: 1. Duh.

Length: 40 ft

Wingspan: 20 ft

Height: 15 ft

Loaded weight: 100 Quadrillion lb

Powerplant: 1× Communist Black Hole Generator, 1,000,000,000,000 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 100 Million mph

Cruise speed: 75 Million mph

Range: Infinite (It is very efficient)

Armament

Guns: 200 20mm Lightning-charged Uber Cannons, unlimited rounds/gun

Bombs: Infinite lb of rockets and bombs, including six Mark 7 nuclear bombs

Notes: The thing's impossible to see, but very easy to destroy. 1 shot from a 20mm cannon will cause it to spiral down to Earth and explode.

edit Specifications (P-12)

P-12
The P-12. Yes, it's a biplane. So?

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 20 ft 4 in

Wingspan: 30 ft

Height: 9 ft

Loaded weight: 2,690 lb

Powerplant: 1× Pratt & Whitney R-1340-17 Radial engine, 500 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 189 mph

Cruise speed: 160 mph

Range: 570 miles

Armament

Guns: Two .30 inch machine guns or one .30 inch and one .50 inch machine guns

Bombs: 244 lb of bombs carried externally.

Notes: It's a biplane. I don't know where the heck this came from, but seeing as vandals haven't done anything to it, it must be well-protected.

edit Specifications (P-26 Peashooter)

P-26
The P-26. Fixed wheels. Radial engine. So un-aerodynamic.

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 23 ft 7 in

Wingspan: 28 ft

Height: 10 ft

Loaded weight: 3,360 lb

Powerplant: 1× Pratt & Whitney R-1340-7 "Wasp" radial engine, 600 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 234 mph

Cruise speed: 198 mph

Range: 360 miles

Armament

Guns: 2 .30 in M1919 Browning machine guns

Bombs: 1 200 lb bomb

Notes: Uncyclopedia normally uses this on forums to fight flamewars. A couple were used by Powershot during his insurrection.

edit Specifications (TYATU Standardized Assault Plane)

General characteristics

Crew: Enough to allow the entire group of TYATU heroes to fit in it.

Length: Between 50-80 ft.

Wingspan: between 75-100 ft.

Height: between 10-50 ft.

Loaded weight: The weight of communism.

Powerplant: 1x Communism Curry Powder 24 DVD String engine, Infinite hp

Performance

Maximum speed: Speed of plot.

Cruise speed: Terminal velocity.

Range: Between 1-infinite miles.

Armament

Guns: Whatever Han put on it.

Bombs: The plane itself when it crashes.

Notes: These are now rare ever since TYATU bit the dust. However, if you really want one, ask This Guy or Me.

edit Specifications (Rene's Super-Clipper)

Corsaireship
Rene Corsaire's Super-Clipper

General characteristics

Crew: 2, Rene Corsaire, and Lord Flandos.

Length: 100 ft

Wingspan: It has no wings.

Height: 110 ft (Including Masts), 40 ft (Without Masts)

Loaded weight: Who knows?

Powerplant: 1x Wind. Blows into the masts to make the clipper fly.

Performance

Maximum speed: Up to 500 mph.

Cruise speed: As fast as the group's plane is going.

Range: It just appears.

Armament

Guns: 9x 1600s cannon.

Bombs: The clipper crashes into other things without destroying itself.

Notes: These are commonly used by the French pirates since TYATU bit the dust.

edit Specifications (A-22 Uncyclopedia)

General characteristics

Crew: 2

Length: 45 ft

Wingspan: 60 ft when straight, 30 ft when retracted to a 35-degree angle

Height: 15 ft

Loaded weight: 10,000 lb

Powerplant: 1x Pratt & Whitney R-5600 "Quadruple Wasp" four-row radial engine, 5,600 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 575 mph

Cruise speed: 550 mph

Range: 4,000 miles (Infinite range with air-to-air refueling)

Armament

Guns: 1x 20mm Vulcan Cannon

Bombs: 12x 100lb bombs

Notes: These are used by the Admins when they need to VFD stuff super-quickly. You'll have to bribe an admin to get one, though.

edit Specifications (Frockmaster 2000)

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 20 ft

Wingspan: It has no wings.

Height: 7 ft

Loaded weight: 9,000 lb

Powerplant: 1× Daimler-Benz DB 610 liquid-cooled inverted V24 (Two DB 605 engines coupled together), 2,992 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 13,048 mph (Mach 17)

Cruise speed: 7,500 mph (Mach 9.9)

Range: 10 miles before it crashes.

Armament

Guns: 1x 20mm MK/151 Cannon

Bombs: None

Notes: A prototype mentioned in the original Warplanes article. It didn't have wings, which is why it crashed after 10 miles of travel.

edit Specifications (Yak-1000)

Yak-1000
A Yak-1000 in the Uncyclopedian Commie Plane Museum.

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 50 ft

Wingspan: 25 ft. Wing slanted at 25 degree angle.

Height: 13 ft

Loaded weight: 16,000 lb

Powerplant: 1x Tumansky R-28 V-300 turbojet, 15,000 hp in conversion from Metric to American

Performance

Maximum speed: 770 mph (Mach 1.01)

Cruise speed: 560 mph

Range: 950 miles

Armament

Guns: 2× 23 mm Nudelman-Suranov NS-23 cannon

Bombs: 2x 500 lb bombs or 1x 1,000 lb bomb.

Notes: Brought to Uncyclopedia by Timothy Engelsfair along with the Yak-500.

edit Specifications (Yak-500)

Yak-500 Prototype
The Yak-500 prototype, now at the Uncyclopedian Commie Plane Museum.

General characteristics

Crew: 2

Length: 45 ft

Wingspan: 35 ft. Wing slanted at a 30-degree angle.

Height: 15 ft

Loaded weight: 19,500 lb

Powerplant: 1× MNPK Soyuz R-79V-300 turbofan, 24,300 hp in conversion from Metric to American

Performance

Maximum speed: 1,152 mph

Cruise speed: 850 mph

Range: 600 miles

Armament

Guns: 1x 30 mm GSh-301 cannon

Bombs: 10x 100 lb bombs, 4x 250 lb bombs, 2x 500 lb bombs, or 1x 1,000 lb bomb.

Notes: Brought to Uncyclopedia by Timothy Engelsfair along with the Yak-1000.

edit Specifications (TIE Fighter)

120px-Tie fighters
A flight of TIE Fighters. Their aluminum foil hulls offered absolutely no protection, making this ship the most easily destructible ship in the whole galaxy.

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 20 ft (Including Wings), 6 ft (Just Cockpit)

Wingspan: 25 ft

Height: 40 ft (Including Wings), 6 ft (Just Cockpit)

Loaded weight: 300 lb

Powerplant: 1x Fusion reactor, supplying 150,200 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 500 mph

Cruise speed: 450 mph

Range: 200 miles

Armament

Guns: 2x 15mm Vulcan Cannon, later versions had 2 Imperial Disruptors.

Bombs: 6 Proton Torpedoes.

Notes: TIE fighters can be bought from the 3rd world market for a cheap price. Sometimes you'll see modified versions on the market as well.

edit Specifications (A-4 Skyhawk)

A-4 Skyhawk
A squadron of Skyhawks.

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 40 ft 3 in

Wingspan: 26 ft 6 in

Height: 15 ft

Loaded weight: 18,300 lb

Powerplant: 1× Pratt & Whitney J52-P8A turbojet, 10,000 hp in conversion

Performance

Maximum speed: 673 mph

Cruise speed: 606 mph

Range: 2,000 mi

Armament

Guns: 2× 20 mm Colt Mk 12 cannon

Bombs: 9,900 lb on five external hardpoints

Notes: Still in use after 50 years of service.

edit Specifications (F-Bærum)

F-B
The F-Bærum.

General characteristics

Crew: 2

Length: 100 ft

Wingspan: 50 feet. Wings slanted at a 25 degree angle, and are attached to the fuselage.

Height: 15 ft

Loaded weight: 3,000 lb

Powerplant: Supposedly a Blajkffsbgaushf Pancake Fork connected to a 120 volt generator, 57,000 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: Warp speed. However, it usually doesn't go past Mach 1, due to stability problems.

Cruise speed: Mach 1.

Range: Infinite, but usually 100 miles, due to malfunctions.

Armament

Guns: 2x laser cannons.

Bombs: 100 Inter-Continental Ballistic Missiles

Notes: The F-Bærum was a test aircraft that recently was sold to Codeine for him and his girlfriend to fly in. He reportedly paid several million Yoinxx(worth approximately $1.99) to have it.

edit Specifications (P-250 Fjopingouin)

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 50 ft

Wingspan: 30 ft

Height: 15 ft

Loaded weight: 10,500 lb

Powerplant: 1x Pratt & Whitney R-4200 "Triple Wasp" Radial engine, 4,000 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 490 mph

Cruise speed: 435 mph

Range: 800 miles

Armament

Guns: 12 37mm Oldsmobile cannon, 50 rounds per gun.

Bombs: 72 R4M Anti-Air missiles

Notes: Made from the parts of an A-4 Skyhawk, RAHB's tennis balls, and Uncyclopedian's sense of humor.

edit Specifications (Un-1 Nintendorulez)

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 40 ft

Wingspan: 30 ft

Height: 15 ft

Loaded weight: 41 lb

Powerplant: 1× Continental A-65-8 air-cooled flat four piston engine, 65 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 500 mph

Cruise speed: 450 mph

Range: 2,000 miles

Armament

Guns: 2x specially made .50 in. Machine guns under engine.

Bombs: 20x 2 lb smoke bombs

Notes: Built by Jules Nintendorulez to destroy the FR-1 Euroipod. It was later sold to Benson's 3D House of Pancakes as a promotional tool.

edit Specifications (Hyperbole F-100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 AKA the Hyperbole F-Long Number))

ATT00071
An example of A Hyperbole F-Long Number in use by the Goa Tse Clan.

General characteristics

Crew: 900,000 Kenyan supermodels

Length: 6 mi

Wingspan: 2 mi

Height: 900 ft

Loaded weight: 1,000,000,000,000 tons

Powerplant: 7,000x GE90-115Bs

Performance

Maximum speed: It can make the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs.

Cruise speed: 2 mph, so everybody sees me. I put my rag top down so my hair can blow.

Range: Over 12,000,000,000 miles.

Armament

Guns: Each of the Kenyan supermodels is equipped with an AK-47, grenade launcher, a bulletproof vest, and an armored truck. Their guns stick out of small sealable holes on the top, sides, and bottom of the plane.

Bombs: 19,000 nuclear warheads; Project Xylophone.

Notes: Project Xylophone, also known as the F-Long Number, was the ultimate fighter aircraft. However, Hyperbole couldn't get enough money to finish it, and it remains half-completed rusting in his garage.

edit Specifications (Un-2 Banhammer)

General characteristics

Crew: 1 Admin, usually Mordillo or TKF.

Length: 60 ft

Wingspan: 45 ft

Height: 30 ft

Loaded weight: 2 oz

Powerplant: 1x Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick, carefully stored in a weightless steel jar.

Performance

Maximum speed: The speed of being banned.

Cruise speed: The speed of reverting vandalism.

Range: The length of time a Judgement Day ban is.

Armament

Guns: 1x Banhammer. Can instantly annihilate any plane used by an Uncyclopedian user.

Bombs: 10x Spam Missiles. It uses these to kill sockpuppets.

Notes: Admin-only aircraft. Were used to protect some pages from Encyclopedia Dramatica.

edit Specifications (Fr-1 Euroipod)

General characteristics

Crew: 8

Length: 800 ft

Wingspan: 400 ft

Height: 200 ft

Loaded weight: 1,000,000 lb

Powerplant: 40x Communism Curry Powder 24 DVD String engines, Infinite hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 1,000,000,000 mph

Cruise speed: 1,000,000 mph

Range: 1,000 miles

Armament

Guns: 1,000 forward-facing 75mm cannon, 500 backward-facing 20mm cannon.

Bombs: 1,000,000 1,000 lb bombs

Notes: Designed as a fighter to protect the Euroipod factory.

edit Specifications (EDian Fighter)

General characteristics

Crew: 1 EDian. Lulz.

Length: 30 ft. Lulz.

Wingspan: 35ft. Lulz.

Height: 15 ft. Lulz.

Loaded weight: 2,500 lb. Lulz.

Powerplant: 1x GOATSE!!!

Performance

Maximum speed: 1,000 mph. Lulz.

Cruise speed: 500 mph. Lulz.

Range: Infinite. Lulz.

Armament

Guns: 40 Flamethrowers with 50 lb of napalm for each. Lulz.

Bombs: 1,000 bombs filled with GOATSE SHOCK PR0N!!! LULZ!!!

Notes: One was captured during Encyclopedia Dramatica's attack on the Euroipod factory.

edit Specifications (Pb-2 Lead)

General characteristics

Crew: 3

Length: 80 ft

Wingspan: 70 ft

Height: 30 ft

Loaded weight: 65,000 lb

Powerplant: 6x rear facing Pratt & Whitney R-4200 Triple Wasp radial engines, 4,000 hp each, each driving a 6-bladed Contraprop.

Performance

Maximum speed: 470 mph

Cruise speed: 310 mph

Range: 4,500 miles.

Armament

Guns: 2x .50 cal. machine guns mounted in a top turret, 4x .50 cal. machine guns mounted in a tail turret, 1x .50 cal. machine gun in a nose position, and 2x .50 cal. machine guns in each turret on top of the wing. Each gun has 2,000 rounds of ammo.

Bombs: 100 5 lb smoke bombs

Notes: The Pb-2 is used to lay down smoke(admin warnings) on vandals.

edit Specifications (Hammer & Sickle Fighter)

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 20 ft

Wingspan: 15 ft

Height: 7 ft

Loaded weight: 900 lb

Powerplant: 1x Stalinator Rocket, 12,000 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 1,000 mph

Cruise speed: 900 mph

Range: 3,000 miles.

Armament

Guns: 2x Sickle throwers, 1 in the middle of each wing, and 1 Hammer thrower, mounted on top of the cockpit.

Bombs: 4 250 lb Communist propaganda bombs.

Notes: Built by Tim Engelsfair After he turned up on TYATU.

edit Specifications (F8F Bearcat)

F8F Bearcat
A Bearcat. The 4 cannon can kill anything.

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 28 ft 3 in

Wingspan: 35 ft 10 in

Height: 13 ft 10 in

Loaded weight: 10,200 lb

Powerplant: 1× Pratt & Whitney R-2800-34W "Double Wasp" two-row radial engine, 2,100 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 421 mph

Cruise speed: 324 mph

Range: 1,105 miles.

Armament

Guns: 4× 20mm M3 cannon

Bombs: 1 1,000 lb bomb, plus 4× 5 in unguided rockets

Notes: Left over from World War II

edit Specifications (P-75 Eagle)

P75 Eagle
The Eagle wasn't a hit, due to a faulty engine.

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 40 ft 5 in

Wingspan: 49 ft 4 in

Height: 15 ft 6 in

Loaded weight: 13,807 lb

Powerplant: 1× Allison V-3420-23 liquid-cooled 24-cylinder double-vee inline engine, 2,885 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 433 mph

Cruise speed: 320 mph

Range: 2,050 miles.

Armament

Guns: 6x 0.5 in wing mounted machine guns, and 4x 0.5 in fuselage mounted machine guns

Bombs: 2 500 lb bombs

Notes: Another fighter from World War II.

edit Specifications (X-Bærum)

Xbærum
The X-Bærum. Though supposed to be a 1337 plane, the X-Bærum never made it to production, due to massive problems.

General characteristics

Crew: 2

Length: 50 ft

Wingspan: 30 ft

Height: 20 ft

Loaded weight: 1,337 lb

Powerplant: 2x Matter-Antimatter Reactors, 568,000,000 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: Warp 10. However, never went past 500 mph.

Cruise speed: 300 mph

Range: Intended to be Infinite. Problems made its range only 1,000 mles.

Armament

Guns: 1x Death Star Laser.

Bombs: 1,000 Inter-continental ballistic missiles

Notes: The son of the F-Bærum, it's even more screwed-up.

edit Specifications (F-84H Thunderscreech)

F-84H
The first Thunderscreech. Anything within 5 miles would have its ears destroyed.

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 51 ft 5 in

Wingspan: 33 ft 5 in

Height: 15 ft 4 in

Loaded weight: 27,046 lb

Powerplant: 1× Allison T-40 turboprop, 5,500 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 623 mph

Cruise speed: 520 mph

Range: 2,000 miles.

Armament

Guns: 6× .50 in Browning machine guns

Bombs: 1 6,000 lb Mark 7 nuclear bomb

Notes: The propeller speeds past the speed of sound.

edit Specifications (F-184 Thunderscratch)

General characteristics

Crew: 2

Length: 55 ft

Wingspan: 35 ft. Wings slanted at a 35-degree angle.

Height: 17 ft 6 in

Loaded weight: 30,000 lb

Powerplant: 1x Allison T56-A-427A Turboprop, 5,800 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: 600 mph

Cruise speed: 350 mph

Range: 3,000 miles

Armament

Guns: 4x 20mm M3 Cannon

Bombs: 6 1,000 lb bombs

Notes: The propeller spins past the speed of sound, just like the Thunderscreech.

edit Specifications (MiG-31 Firefox)

MiG-31
The ultimate MiG. So stealthy, so fast, so... suckish.

General characteristics

Crew: 1

Length: 40 ft

Wingspan: 45 ft

Height: 10 ft

Loaded weight: 47,000 lb

Powerplant: 2x Tumansky turbo-ramjet engines, 100,000 hp

Performance

Maximum speed: Mach 3

Cruise speed: Mach 1

Range: 3,000 miles.

Armament

Guns: 2x 23mm cannon

Bombs: 4 AA-6 Acrid air-to-air missiles (Thought Controlled)

Notes: The entire plane, along with the weapons and everything else can only be flown by someone who speaks Russian.

edit Specifications (Sukhoi Su-57 "Sanderson")

General characteristics

Crew: one (Person, not God)

Length: 90ft

Wingspan: 40ft

Height: 15ft

Loaded weight: 6,600lb

Powerplant: 2x Female Fuel-Powered Spartak turbocharged noise-jets

Performance

Maximum speed: Secret. Well then, can't read more? Mach 6.

Cruise speed: As fast as needed.

Range: Secret, but can fly to your house.

Armament

Guns: 2x 35mm Cannon, to destroy your plane.

Bombs: 7 AA-17 250lb bombs, and sometimes 1 atomic bomb to destroy your house.

Notes: The sequel of the MiG-31 was recalled after the wings were broken off during a test flight.

edit Specifications (Black Triangle)

General characteristics

Blacktriangle
The Black Triangle. They're surprisingly dangerous to fight.

Crew: 1

Length: 30ft

Wingspan: 30ft

Height: 10ft

Loaded weight: 0lb

Powerplant: Unknown, but it supposedly puts out over 100,000hp.

Performance

Maximum speed: 20,000mph

Cruise speed: 900mph

Range: Infinite, seeing as no one has figured it out yet.

Armament

Guns: It has 3 laser cannons that can shoot enemies 180 degrees from where they're mounted.

Bombs: None, as the laser can annihilate anything.

Notes: They keep getting rarer and rarer...

edit Specifications B-62

To create your own plane, use these specification lines:

General characteristics

Crew:5

Length:300m

Wingspan:900m

Height:30m

Loaded weight: 875,000 KG

Powerplant:4 SAAB G14 Nuclear Pulse Reactor

Performance

Maximum speed: 990,000 KPH

Cruise speed: 700,000 KPH

Range: Infinite

Armament

Guns: 40x 105 MM Rapid-Fire Cannons with Nuclear Core Rounds.

Bombs: 1000 Nuclear MIRVS capable of destroying the sun

Notes: Designed to destroy UN-1s. Later stored in the Museum of Commie Planes

edit Specifications (Plane Name)

To create your own plane, use these specification lines:

General characteristics

Crew:

Length:

Wingspan:

Height:

Loaded weight: Weight including bombs and guns

Powerplant: Engine used on the plane.

Performance

Maximum speed: How fast your plane really can go.

Cruise speed: How fast your plane normally goes.

Range: How far it can go without running out of fuel.

Armament

Guns: Light weapons, such as machine guns or cannon.

Bombs: Bombs or missiles go here.

Notes: Just put little notes and info here.

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