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~ on the most blatantly obvious rule of Uncyclopedia
“Nobody (except Olipro, that bastard) is trying to shit on anyone else. There are no attempts to murder anyone else's family or friends. Olipro does want to murder your babies. Watch out for him.”
~ Teh Pwnerator

Welcome to my userpage. Feel free to look around. If you dare to vandalize, huff, remove, dispatch, scratch, or eighty-six any of my stuff on here, the Grue Army will be at your door with rifles and machine guns. Case in point: You will get owned. Probably not by us directly, but by the admin overlords users.

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PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
Xbox2 This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos

Skyline Z-Tune This User has the Need for Speed.
Blue-supra-1 This User can Drift and beat D.K.
This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Wheel This user watches Wheel of Fortune.

Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Grue Jammy This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
This user is a Free Citizen!

That means this user supports democracy and has renounced the tyrannical oppression of communists/terrorists!

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
7 This user has written 7 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

Brain This user's IQ is 125.

Potatohead aqua This user wants (Uncensored) featured.

Anti-Benson This user denounces BENSON.

Hiding kitty This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.
1337 This user is elite.
No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Grueslayer This user edits Grueslayer.
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
You are not Thinkerer This user is not The Thinkerer.
Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Domokunyellownbackground This user is a master of extreme sarcasm, and can kill a grue with a mere utterance.
Zqredballoon This user has found The red balloon of awesomeness!!!

Bow down to them!!!

I have survived the Suicide Bomber game!
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