User:Meganew
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“This is Uncyclopedia, the wiki that anyone can edit, not Uncyclopedia, the wiki that you gotta be privileged to edit.”
“Nobody (except Olipro, that bastard) is trying to shit on anyone else. There are no attempts to murder anyone else's family or friends. Olipro does want to murder your babies. Watch out for him.”
Welcome to my userpage. Feel free to look around. If you dare to vandalize, huff, remove, dispatch, scratch, or eighty-six any of my stuff on here, the Grue Army will be at your door with rifles and machine guns. Case in point: You will get owned. Probably not by us directly, but by the admin overlords users.
| This experienced editor is seeking to adopt new users. |
Grue Army Newsletter
main base • recruitment • UNSOC • newsroom
- New Requests for Promotion rule
- Requests for Promotion section moved!
- Grue Army adds new ranks for the first time in who knows how
- Magic man promoted to 2nd-in-command
- J-Shea attempts Coup!
- Meganew Takes Control of Grue Army
- Rosie the Editer: WE CAN DO IT!
- We are all doomed. Famine was right.
- Grue Army Fundraising Game Starts
- Grue Army Treasury Opens
- The previous report was a hoax
- Absolute power temporarily ceded to Thekillerfroggy
- Grue army IRC Chan starts taking Promotion Requests
- The Grue Army Fund is established
- THEDUDEMAN promoted to PSO
- New news system created
- Grue Army and UNSOC channel opens on freenode
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edit Generic Stuff
| PS2 | This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3. |
| DIFF H | This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too! |
| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be Dexter. | 
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| Official | This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. |
| teen | This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably. |
| This user is addicted to video games. | 
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| This User has the Need for Speed. |
| This User can Drift and beat D.K. |
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| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover. |
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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) |
| This user watches Wheel of Fortune. |
| AA! | AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! |
| THIS IS SPARTA! |
| This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in. |
| This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today! |
| bu-N | This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. |
 | This user is a Free Citizen!
That means this user supports democracy and has renounced the tyrannical oppression of communists/terrorists! |
| en-N | This user is a native speaker of English. |
| 7 | This user has written 7 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
| This user's IQ is 125. |
| This user wants 127.0.0.1 (Uncensored) featured. |
| This user denounces BENSON. |
| This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement. |
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user is an adventurer. |
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| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover. |
This user is a Republican and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.
They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge.
For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. He's probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)
| This user edits Grueslayer. |
| TA | This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. |
| This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
| This user is not The Thinkerer. |
| This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference. |
| 1+ | This user has over 1 edit. Duh! |
| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |
| This user supports the genocide of crappy articles. |
| This user is a master of extreme sarcasm, and can kill a grue with a mere utterance. |
| This user has found The red balloon of awesomeness!!!
Bow down to them!!! |
| I have survived the Suicide Bomber game! |
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| This user just so happens to have a Six model Cylon. Jealous? | ||
The User has created these pages:
User:Meganew/Anti-Swastika Pseudo-Terrorist Group/127.0.0.1 (Uncensored)/The Real Neoliberalism/User:Meganew/Aircraft Used By Uncyclopedia/HowTo:Create Fake Airplane Stats/User:Meganew/iCarly (Porn)/Powershot/Preggos/User:Meganew/UnScripts:A Girl and Her Newt/Major contributor to User:Hyperbole/ICarly
edit Awards and Ranks
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| This user is a member of Twin Suns Squadron. Fear them. |
| Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move. |
 | CloroxQuest award
This user has successfully found Clorox's hidden links. |
| TEH SPAM AWWARDD LOLOLOLOLLLL@!!!!11
AWESOME AWESOME TEH DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU SPAMM!!!!. |
| Least Awards Award
This user has the least number of awards at Uncyclopedia. Whoops, not anymore. |
| Killed in Action
This user has made the supreme Uncyclopedia sacrifice, donating a life in the line of Zork only to be repeatedly eaten by a hungry grue. |
| Original Ninjastar I award myself a Ninjastar because 1: It's cool. and 2: I have done stuff to help Uncyclopedia. – |
| Ninjase.cx I award myself this Ninjastar because I produced many suckish articles back as an IP. – |
| Pocketful of Ninjastars I award myself this Ninjastar because I rapidly edited iCarly before it got deleted, and consistantly edited the article when I revived it. – |
| Gold Ninjastar I award myself this Ninjastar because I haven't screwed up since I got an account. – |
| Horrorstar I award myself this Ninjastar because I added the Eurgrebu to the list of Ubergrue variants. – |
| History Ninjastar I award myself this Ninjastar because I added the end of the CSS Univac to the article. (Every ship has to have an end.) – |
| Grue Ninjastar I award myself this Ninjastar because I edited Grueslayer, along with Trar and BlueYonder when it appeared to be dead. – |
 | You have earned the Medal of Vigilance for helping keep TYATU from death |
| This user is a veteran/combatant of the war. |
| Z | This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. |
| Z2 | This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment. |
| A x2 | This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once. |
| ABYSS | This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. |
| This user is a member of the Army Of banjo2E. |
edit Invasions Made by Meganew
edit The Attack on 127.0.0.1
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edit Mah Bank Account!!
Uh... I need money?
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