“This is Uncyclopedia, the wiki that anyone can edit, not Uncyclopedia, the wiki that you gotta be privileged to edit.”
~ 126.96.36.199 on the most blatantly obvious rule of Uncyclopedia
“Nobody (except Olipro, that bastard) is trying to shit on anyone else. There are no attempts to murder anyone else's family or friends. Olipro does want to murder your babies. Watch out for him.”
~ Teh Pwnerator
Welcome to my userpage. Feel free to look around. If you dare to vandalize, huff, remove, dispatch, scratch, or eighty-six any of my stuff on here, the Grue Army will be at your door with rifles and machine guns. Case in point: You will get owned. Probably not by us directly, but by the admin overlords users.
This experienced editor is seeking to adopt new users.