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“All good things in life start with the letter M”
Hello, my name is:
The Venerable Right Honorable Dr Mr Sir Prof Colonel Field-Marshal-Major General McWootus Arthur Horatio Henry Arthur Philip Archibald Aquamediac Banmosignolumous III Archbiship-Duke and Official Greeter of the Grand Principality of Istantinople CD-Drive Wing Commander of Associated Water and Cheese, Batman and Robin Biggus Dickus Nautius Maximus OBE Meniscus Bacillus Epiphany Pontifex Maximus Reiklandergeboodleschmittlest PHD GBE ADHD USB MBBS STD
But you can call me McWooty.
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I don't know why anyone would want to know about me, but oh well.
Although a devout member of the CMC but I also believe in the Flying Cthulu Robot, may his mechanical tentacles crush us all in our sleep.
I am a British citizen even though I'm English but if I lived in Scotland I would be British but the country is officially called The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland but if I lived in Northern Ireland would I be British (even though its not on the island of Britain) or Irish or North Irish or Northern Irish or UKish? Confusing eh?
I keep pet chickens, doesn't mean I'm crazy though hm her hm?
Articles I created
The few edits that I'm not ashamed of
- Boris Johnson (it was too short)
- Banjo (I own one)
- Ronald McDonald (the article was almost as crap as his food)
My frankly rubbish award cabinet
|Darth Lithuania has awarded you a cookie!|
Now go play in traffic.