User:Mazaka

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'''<big><big><big><center>WELCOME!</center></big></big></big>'''
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''<center><small>You have reached Mazaka's userpage. Please leave a [[user_talk:Mazaka|message]] after the beep...</small></center>''
 
 
 
=={{username}}==
 
 
Hello, {{username}}. Your last visit was {{Time}}. Or was it? I wouldn't know. I just put brackets around time and [[magic|weird shit]] happened. Also, my userboxes are a lot [[penis|bigger]] than the rest of my content, and...yeah. I'm still a bit of a novice at WIkia, but I like to think I'm at least [[Lies|slightly better]] than your average n00b. I can't do much at the moment (high school's a BITCH!), but I like it here and I'll try to help out where I can.
 
 
==Personal Info (just because it seemed too short)==
 
 
I live on 1424, Cordova Avenue, Las Vegas, Nevada, United States, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe. There, now you can rape me, you psycho.
 
 
==[[Main Page|Start Over?]]==
 

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