User:MaxPayne/Why?:Should I Care About Those Damn Polar Bears?
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Do you have a polar bear as a pet? Or as a tasty Meal? Probably not. So when you see one of those stupid Commercials suggesting that you donate to some rich bastard in a corporate building somewhere, so they can lie to you about helping to stop Global Warming, you have to ask yourself, Why Should I Care about Those Damn Polar Bears?
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Besides the obvious answer of Why Not?, there are reasons why to give a crap about these wonderous creatures. But you can be a Douchebag and not give your life and Soul to the WWF to save the animals that may or may not actually be in danger.
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Polar Bears do not live in the Artic or Antartic regions, they have migrated to New York, where they currently have unusually high unemployment rates. Most are homeless, and many have lost their families for a new life. You can save them, by donating. Don't you want to feel good about yourself?
In truth, it doesn't really matter either way you do it, because either yo do it and that rich bastard makes a whole bunch of money off of you, or you don't, and the rich bastard makes a whole bunch of money off of other people.So if you're tight on cash, don't even bother, but if you feel like helping people that constantly exploit the innocent civilians for their own purposes, then by all means, donate.