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edit I Am Max Payne
I am completely miserable and emo, and have a habit to talk to my self like in a destective noir story. Everyone I touch gets shot, usually multiple times, and I have the supernatural ability to slow down time and dodge bullets in slow motion. I can spontaneously heal myself with nothing but drugs, and I can die by falling eight feet down from a ledge. I also can fit a sniper rifle.... in my pants.
edit About the User
I am also the father of the What If? Series. So proud!
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- Dumb Dog
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- No Child Left Behind
- The Debate Team- VFH Failed -
- History Channel:Battle For The Pacific
- User:MaxPayne (duh!)
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edit What If?
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