User:Mattsnow

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Mattsnow
Where I was spawned: Québec (aka Frozen wasteland)
Born: Ice age
Mental age: 2 days
Gender: Male
Habitat: Igloo
Maternal Language: French
Political views: Terrifying
Member since: 16 April, 2011

Articles

  1. HowTo:Become an Assassin (First one I wrote, got trashed on VFH.) I was sadistic back then.
  2. Heaven's Gate (Featured!) I became a good boy, second best of the month!
  3. Bohemian Grove (Quasi-featured) (Featured! with Funnybony)
  4. Doping in sports (Featured!)
  5. Boston Molasses Disaster (Featured!)
  6. Rand Paul (Featured!)
  7. UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning (Featured!)
  8. Boyfriend (Featured! with Black Flamingo)
  9. Mini-golf (Featured! with Magic Man)
  10. The 9/11 Commission Report (Quasi-featured!) (work on it!)
  11. MKULTRA (Featured!)
  12. HowTo:Train to look awesome! (Featured! with Magic Man)
  13. HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness! (Featured!)
  14. Door handle (Featured! with Shabidoo)
  15. Don King (Featured!)
  16. Mount Everest Disaster (Featured!)
  17. Herman Cain (Featured! with Magic Man, Socky and Romartus)
  18. Mexico tourism brochure (Featured!) Second best of the month!
  19. Steve Irwin (Featured!)
  20. UnRecipe: Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis (with Oliphaunte) (Quasi-featured!) People don't appreciate fine cuisine these days.
  21. Rick Santorum (Featured! with Xamralco)
  22. Resident Evil (Featured!)
  23. The Great Elephant Revolt of 2011 (Featured!)

UnNews

Wonka internet
  1. UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions (Featured!)
  2. UnNews:Boston wins Stanley Cup while sore losers destroy their city (sparked a shitstorm)
  3. UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies (Featured!)
  4. UnNews:Jack Layton passes away, even separatist Quebecers mourn
  5. UnNews:Obama: "Iran will have a nuke by 2167!"
  6. UnNews:Fox News uncovers Ron Paul's demonic past!
  7. UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away (Featured!)
  8. UnNews:There's 'gay' and then there's 'Oscar de la Hoya gay' - an editorial by Bill O'Reilly
  9. UnNews:Mitt Romney tired of flip-flopping accusations; decides to undergo brain surgery to forget last 15 years
  10. UnNews:US elections shaping up to be the most democratic train wreck mankind has ever seen
  11. UnNews:Iran attacks the US on American soil!
  12. UnNews:Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar (Featured!)
  13. UnNews:Our Great Leader Kim Jong-un brings even more prosperity to us glorious North Koreans (Featured!)
  14. UnNews:Montreal citizen exasperated with student strike decides to dismember one

Rewrites

  1. Québec (Featured!) (the article I'm most proud of)
  2. George Carlin (Featured!)
  3. Nineteen Eighty-Four (Featured!)
  4. Earth's Children (Featured!) (best of the month, tied with 2)

WIP

Ideas

Dumbo

Useful links or copy pasta stuff (because I'm too dumb to remember)

Awards

Noobaward Noob of the Moment May 2011 SMotM Snowman of the month July 2011 Writer of the month Writer of the Month August 2011 Pee reviewer of the month award Reviewer of the Month September 2011 BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2011

MotM Magician of the month August 2011 Bff World's Best Friend November 2011

Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner February 2012

Steel Kidney
Steel Kidney Rank
P.E.E.I.N.G.


In case of a VFH drought

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