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Oliphauntes never forget. But I do. If I forgot to answer your post, feel free to engage in a bloody flame war at the bottom of this page.

edit Absolutely important things.....

Your freshly archived talk page really needs a
BIG GAUDY TEMPLATE

Ahhhh, much better. --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  18:59, October 12, 2011 (UTC)

HAHAHA!!! You're right boss! How did the last quarter go? Awesome! That pie was damn good! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:02, October 12, 2011 (UTC)


edit No worries

Ive had a couple melt downs here too Mattsnow. SPIKE pissed me off so much once I thought about leaving here (though I miss his editing and writing advice a lot and how he turned UnNews into the amazing sub page that it once was). And there were a couple more dramatic incidents that resolved themselves and one that still hasn't. Meh. Yours was fairly minor (sorry to downgrade it but I doubt that anyone sees you any differently...seriously).

So anyways...door knobs...we have to submit it for a pee review...if no one nominates it...then we go from there!!! --ShabiDOO 23:58, October 12, 2011 (UTC)

I threw all the furniture out! Now I'm refurbishing the whole thing! :) Haunted Undies told me he would nom it without even me asking, but let's not rush and tweak it a bit to make sure it's excellent. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:03, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
Indeed! Its not a bad idea to get, even just a paragraph from someone about the article. Ali is good at doing that, though he isn't around much anymore. We should ask haunted undies what he thinks could be cut/improved! --ShabiDOO 00:51, October 13, 2011 (UTC)

About that, I feel bad in how I put my opinion of your PLS article. The truth is, I was expecting much better from you. But it's okay. We all have low points sometimes. We learn from our mistakes. That's what Pee Review is for. I don't want you, one of Uncyclopedia's premier writers, to leave because of several minor issues although it would make a great UnSignpost story. Two of my great Uncyclopedia companions, SPIKE and PuppyOnTheRadio, were lost this way.Just remember that you're a great writer, a great Uncyclopedian, and that not all your articles can be funny. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 13 October 2011, at 03:21

I'm somewhat surprised you bring this up, since it is minor and all is well. I get that Lollipop, but what was weird for me: I had articles like Boston Molasses Disaster and Doping in sports and others which I was SURE would not get much appraisal and I wouldn't have cared if they were disliked. Much to my surprise, they were featured. It's just I liked the snowboard one so much ( I have my ski pass in Quebec City, and I love snowboarding. Of course I had a lot of fun writing it since it is one of my passions) I was so confident that it was a bit of a heartbreaker to see not only you, but all 5 judges "ignore" it. No biggie. You judged it as you saw it. You did your job. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:29, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
Great. Now the bunny children can entertain you.

Creepy-bunny-children

--Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 13 October 2011, at 03:30 I retouched some things in the text above, you certainly ended up in an edit conflict lol. I have to judge "best illustrated article". Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:42, October 13, 2011 (UTC)

While the bunny children are busy hopping around, I am working on a hockey themed aUnBook. You could read it and help out, if you'd like. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 13 October 2011, at 03:49

edit Per request, on Your Article!

Okay, I've been mulling it over for quite a while and I've come to a decision on it. The problem with the article isn't really the humor itself as much as the prose. It's disjointed and strange sounding in many places. The other thing is this. It's a very enjoyable article. And I'm okay with it being very enjoyable in lieu of gut-wrenchingly hilarious, if you are. Some article just are more suited to be amusing than incredibly funny, but sometimes that's just what works for that particular idea or article, and that's the best way to use it, and it can be enjoyed for that, and that's how I see this article. It makes me feel strangely happy, despite the fact that this guy is getting pummeled. That's a unique way about it. So I'm left to conclude that the reason I didn't find it capable of earning PLS points compared to the others is simply that the prose and grammar are very spotty. There are lots of words used in the wrong context or wrong conjugation, a few sentences that don't make sense, occasional tense shift if I recall, and so forth. I'd be happy to help you out with shaping that bit up if you'd like. Other than that, like most of the other articles I judged, I'd say it would be feature-worthy, but the prose just needs to be fixed. I hope that helps you out. Let me know if you'd like to know anything more specific or anything like that. -RAHB 06:01, October 13, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks RAHB! Much appreciated. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:03, October 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit Sparta?

THIS IS NOT SPARTA!!!

Thanks for your vote. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:15, 14 October 2011

edit Occupy

Hellllo fellow traveler. I must sign off soon, and won't be on for a few days, so if you feel like it please add some funny bits into UnNews:Occupy Uncyclopedia, enlarge it, and make it into an article that the gods would salivate over. I've asked Socky too, so add on any user you think would do the page justice. Occupy it well! Aleister 18:25 14-10-'11

edit I drink my own cum

Oh yes, it is a common activity I partake in. I frequently can be found playing with penis whilst looking at nude pix. And then I will jizz in a cup and drink it. I did this for many many years, I however discontinued it for health reasons as my semen gave me a nasty throat rash.

This article is deticated to my friend Pete who died giving head to a pedophile. The pedophile violated his throat too hard. I LOVE YOU PETE ): --62.141.53.224 04:59, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Was his name Pedofile pete? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 15 October 2011, at 05:03
What an inspiring, emotional message. It's great that you raise awareness on these often overlooked topics. You have my highest regards. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:23, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Its so warm and gooey. Its a great drink on a cold autumn day. --ShabiDOO 14:09, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit 654-26345-YY-234-RET-357897

I think that should do for now. Its all the information I could get. There was also this password I found: Scrabs. I'm not sure what that means...but I'm just sure we will crack it soon. In the mean time...why don't you have your people contact my people and then our people can talk to each other about it. Or...you could contact me via the secret underground passage underneath uncyclopedia. I am not usually there but I might be. And keep it on the down low. There is no use to putting us both in Jeopardy. And putting your people in Jeopardy. I really don't want my people put in Jeopardy. Okay? Peace out. --ShabiDOO 20:30, October 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit request

Would it be possible for you to pee review Extraterrestrial life, normally I wouldn't ask, but the article is substantially changed on before. You appear to be the last winner of that award for good reviews. --Nikau 07:07, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

edit Page moving

You do realize, that if you copypaste your work straight from your userspace to the mainspace, it doesn't include the history of the page which basically shows the amount of time spent on your article amongst other things.

You should try using the move button a bit more man, it moves the history and keeping a copy in your userspace isn't exactly necessary. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:37, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hi, Matt

WTC7

WTC 7 was not hit by a plane. The 47 story skyscraper fell at the rate of gravity 5 hours after the towers did, out of sympathy for them.

Woke up this morning with a story in my head. I figured I'd ask you first, before I posted it on {{RecentUnNews}}. (I'll be adding a pic shortly.) Cheers.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Oct 21 '11 1:47 (UTC)

Whoops, forgot the link: User:Bizzeebeever/Articles/UnNews:Tournament of Hell to be played again for first time in six years
Hahaha, that's awesome bro! As a conspiracy guy, I think however that Saddam and Bin Ladin are still among the living: they were, after all, allies to the US for a long period of time. What proof of their death do we have? Nothing for Bin Ladin and a sloppy cell phone vid for Saddam. Also, why did they kill Bin Ladin if he was protected by 4 or five unarmed folks? Wouldn't it have been more glorious to get him alive? But that would have been really a really hazardous move. Especially if it wasn't him at all. And I haven't heard one bit about their inheritance being fought over, like when any good rich dictator meets his demise...
Anyway, that was my waking up (just slid out of bed) rant. I'm always critical of what they serve us as truth, especially when they have sloppy evidence. I'm not saying I have the truth 100%, but those death seem really fishy to me. Coming back to your article, it is just great bro! Get a funny pic in there and put it on the frontpage. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:58, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
I'm not gonna agree with you 100% that those folks are still alive, but, yeah. Where the fuck are bin Laden's death pics? "Woo, they will inflame anti-American rhetoric!" Pfft.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Oct 21 '11 8:47 (UTC)
I'm not 100% sure of what I'm saying either. Just food for thought. Please don't institutionalize me! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:18, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
“OM NOM NOM!”
~ Bizzeebeever's brain on food
 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Oct 21 '11 10:08 (UTC)

edit Matt, Hi

How many fingers and toes do you have? --ShabiDOO 02:11, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit Pee

Good to hear it was funny, I've just changed some parts, the intro needs to be clearer though. The idea behind it is to mostly deliver a humorous take on the reality of extraterrestrial life, bacteria etc, with jokes about alien stereotypes at the edges. I went for more eloquent prose because the article is trying to sell the idea of living not on earth to the reader. But I agree a few sections could do with being clearer. Also, final whore, my article Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig is on vfh... feel free to repay the whore with one of your articles when needed. -Nikau 12:49, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Ok man, I think I'll have some whoring to do pretty soon, although I am too lazy to tweak my articles at the moment. :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:51, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnNews puppy watchdog

That's the best formulation of the title of the leading UnNews caretaker I've ever come across. You're doing a good job at that, by the way. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:18, 21 October 2011

Well thanks, I certainly don't intend on being a kind of dictator, an UnNews really has to be shite for me to userspasce it, and nobody is abusing the fp template so far, but I always check. It's not very demanding at all, even if I don't have time to get online much one day, 5 minutes is enough to foresee everything. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:21, October 21, 2011 (UTC)
If Stalin had called himself "puppy watchdog" I'm sure he'd be remembered as a loveable scamp. --Black Flamingo 13:02, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit And last this morning, but not least...

Allah/God/Yahweh (pick one) wishes to thank you for both the nomination and the vote on that UnNews piece I did. Rock on, Québécois!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Oct 22 '11 12:37 (UTC)

edit Door nobs is ready

I dont think theres anything more to do. Lets see how it works out on the vote. In the mean time...could you do me a favour. Take a look at Nothing is permanent if you have a moment and tell me if you think its ready :) --ShabiDOO 19:08, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hey oh! I just read it and corrected some typos. I slept 2 hours last night, I'm like a zombie. Anyway, Hauntedundies will nom door handle when there's a little less articles on VFH. I found Nothing is permanent very funny, but all along, I could not quite get the grasp of the concept, certainly because I am tired. LOL at the threesome on the table and some other jokes. However, I think the shortish sentences are overused, is it intended? That works great sometimes, but other times, it feels like reading morse code lol. And how is your Fox News piece doing? Amazing topic! ;) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:29, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks man...I really appreciate your input...and made some changes with the sentence structure and what not. Take a look at the last section again if you don't mind...I've tried to make the message far clearer. Do you think its ready...more or less? --ShabiDOO 20:53, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
I'd rather relook at it tomorrow man, I'm really a zombie and would want to give advice with a fresh mind. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:25, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
sleep!!!!! --ShabiDOO 21:44, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
I just tried. Can't! Wanna go on IRC? It would be cool to talk, I think Lollipop is there also. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:57, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
I just read this message now...I went out and had a life during the weekend. I did enough partying for the two of us...so you can pretend you are on rue Sainte-Catherine ;) Just imagine...drinking at a buddies house...dancing and flirting till super late...and having a smoked meat sandwhich or poutine at six in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 01:59, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
Hahaha, you are quite knowledgeable, Amazing you know Ste Catherines street, although it is in Montreal and I HATE MONTREAL!!!! TOO MUCH ENGLISH PEOPLE!!!! Search for "Grande Allée" and you will see we are much classier in Quebec City! Which is the capital and the stronghold of French culture here. We built fortified walls. I'll check your article tomorrow, but I got a glimpse of your tweakings on RC. Since when is somebody listening to my sage advice? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:12, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
Hey...no worries...do it when you can. What is RC where you saw my tweakings...i dont know what RC is. --ShabiDOO 02:19, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
Oh...recent changes i suppose. --ShabiDOO 02:20, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
Great guess! You are a winrar! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:28, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit Adoption request

Hey, will you please adopt me Mr Snow, I've got a basic understanding of uncyclopedia.--Mok2k11 13:36, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit Where?

Where? --ShabiDOO 21:11, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit How do I get a signature?

Yo Matt! I read your message. I actually wanted to ask you 2 questions. Firstly how do I get my own signature like your snowflake one, and secondly how to I put a frame around an image? Thanks Matt!!--Mok2k11 13:46, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:16, 27 October 2011

edit Door handle

Is nommed and kicking some serious sphincter (which I knew it would). On a side note, what do think of this piece of shit I wrote? I've been thinking about changing the protagonist from "You" to "I". What do you think? I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2. 10:31, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks Undies! Your article is just awesome, want me to nom it after martial law is lifted? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:06, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry man, haven't been on in a few days. It doesn't seem like anyone does pee's anymore so I'll move it into mainspace. Nom it if you think it's good enough. I read you felt like quiting too. Although that feeling's probably lone gone, my only advice would be to use the site in moderation. You've been taking on more and more responsibilities round here and you've been pumping out a shitload of good articles. I'd hate to see you burn out and give up like funnybony. So I guess what I'm saying is go play outside every now and again. Drink moderate amounts of booze and stay the fuck out of my front garden. I found my gnomes curled up and shaking in the foetal position after what you did with them. They'll never be the same again. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2. 23:51, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, it's been a while! I had a sinking feeling that lasted one evening! I have Funnybony e-mail and yeah, he'll take some time away. Don't worry about me taking time outside though: I spend at least 2 hours a day cycling or jogging. I often get ideas for articles while going up hills! And I know you have a machinegun turret installed for intruders, so I'll keep out! I'll nom the article right away! I hope it works out. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:12, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit boarding

Nice nice, I voted for. Now I don't want a vote on this because the whole nomination was a clusterfuck, but, I rewrote RoboCop. The problem is it exists like four articles. The read me is a parody of what RoboCop was programmed to do. The second gives the characters. The third is a synopsis of the heros journey, and the faq is just a mild analysis or interpretation of the film. --Nikau 01:51, October 29, 2011 (UTC)

The issue is that by their very nature the sections are disjointed. And I was dumb and got it nommed before it was complete. --Nikau 01:53, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
LOL, I could see that the 3 other sections were incomplete and you were like "racing" on RC to finish them, but I am sure the article is gonna be awesome, since it's already good! I went on a big hike today and I am as beaten as an egg in an omelet.
The four page thing is too Damn annoying now imo. I just stuck it all on one page and made the article more genre savvy. I think it is as good as complete now. -Nikau 01:32, October 31, 2011 (UTC)

edit Happy Halloween!

--Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 November 2011, at 01:06

Hey thanks Lollipop! Don't poison too much candies for the kids! :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:08, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit Bad things have happened recently

Hey Matt...would you mind nominating Bad things have happened recently? Your pee review was very good! Thanks again. --ShabiDOO 16:54, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

I sure will throw it to the lions in a couple of days, let's wait until the number of noms to go down a bit. I corrected some small stuff on Nothing is permanent. The additions you made are great, and I think it's worthy of a feature! The only passage that was confusing to me is where the guy walks in circle near the end of the article. Don't thank me, just trying to help! BTW, I really hope you don't get caught for the needles and chainsaws you've hidden in those Halloween candies... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:04, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
The truth is...I snuck cancer into the candies...that way they can't link it to me...cause as we all know...it is mother nature who causes most cancer...right? Thanks a million for the good edits on both articles. Hope you had some kind of fun halloween night. --ShabiDOO 17:10, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit WotM

Thumbs up guy You Nominated Me for Writer of the Month!

Good job!

Thank you very, very much. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:25, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit Colab

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo matty...a colabydabydoo! We could do an article on "curling" or about "baroque opera" or an article on the "japanese neuvlear meltdown" do any of those interest you? --ShabiDOO 02:33, November 2, 2011 (UTC)

Oh yeah! Curling sounds awesome! :P I hope there isn't one already. I kind of wonder, what would be the concept? i already made fun of mini-golf, as if it was the most serious game in the world... How could we approach it for funniness? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:38, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
I was thinking of some kind of stand off between Canada and America (or maybe England) over free trade or something...where they cannot reach an agreement and so the canadian prime minister challenges the other to a curling match to decide what to do. In the end...the fight is about something petty and rediculous like who owns a tiny island between greenland and canada, or which country is considered the official sponsor of oreo cookies. what do you think? --ShabiDOO 02:47, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
Pfffff.... Those concepts are really too abstract for me.... Do you have time to get on IRC? It would make it easier to discuss it. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:59, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
okay...im on. --ShabiDOO 03:05, November 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:54, 3 November 2011

edit Re:Ōkami

Done. Left message here. Wants a pee review. No damn cat. Good cat. Remember it on the future. Or I'll eat you. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 15:10 3 November 2011 OK! I'll do it soon! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:55, November 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit Moons

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!! --ShabiDOO 02:41, November 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thank you for your vote on the FoolitzerFoolizter Prize

Queen of diamonds
You now have a burning urge to send Bizzeebeever all of your money, a tasteful 8"x10" glossy nude print of yourself, and the keys to your apartment.
 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Nov 4 '11 23:22 (UTC)

edit 0.0

I see you have a passion for cycling. My passion is motorsport. This explains the latest hunk of junk I shat out, 1969 24 Hours of Le Mans. I tried to make it outsider humour rather than an esoteric jerkoff, but I'm wondering if it is actually funny in that form. Also, your Ron paul article was funny, but I'm not sure how those news articles would do on VFH, the last one I nommed saw pretty mixed responses. --Nikau 03:17, November 8, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, don't nom it on VFH, I'm beginning to think that UnNews shouldn't get featured unless they are very awesome or good and long like an article. I'll read your article shortly and leave my impressions. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:36, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
Hahaha!!!Man this is great! I am not a fan of motorsports at all and I loved it! Is it true so many people died in a year? It's great because it shows that a lot of the things in the article are true, like the German car and such. I'll nom it for VFH when you tell me you want to, it's just hilarious! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:10, November 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga,

I'm 100% nigga.

Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, I'm 200% nigga.

Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, why do police hate niggas?

Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, they hate us 'cause our dicks are bigga'.

Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, why do you call yourself a nigga?

Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, 'cause I'm a mother fucking nigga! --Tophat headless 04:24, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

That's racist, nigga! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:28, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
Don't tell me you've neva' heard that song, my nigga! --Tophat headless 04:30, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
No, nigga... Link? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:32, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
Here it is, my nigga:
--Tophat headless 04:36, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
These guys had, like, inspiration, nigga. Their next song is gonna be "sandnigga"! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:43, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
Hey! There's an idea. Can I get a 'what what' in the mother fuckin' house, nigga? --Tophat headless 05:05, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

Hey niggas,


Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga

--ShabiDOO 05:30, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thanks

When I showed my recently featured article to my good friend Vasco da Gama, he had this to say:

Cquote1 Eu não falo Inglês, estúpido. Cquote2

Thanks for your vote, though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:33, 9 November 2011

edit Maintenance table

When listing new reviews, please add them to the top, man. And it would also help if you check if any others have been done and not added since the last ones were added, and add those as well, since otherwise there's a good chance folks'll think everything up to the top one has been added regardless of whether or not it has. Thanks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:48, 9 November 2011

That's better. Would help to make sure it's the right name in the future, but that's less of an issue. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:00, 9 November 2011
Whoops... Errrr, aren't they sockpuppets? I see a similarity in writing style. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:02, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:49, 10 November 2011

edit Everest

I feel everything is fine except for the part in Preparation before the "...We visited the Dalai Llama". I think it would be better to leave it up in the air why he joined, the article is mostly about the disaster rather than the back-story of the narrator. The Dalai Llama section could be expanded too, if you want me to try. --Nikau 02:16, November 11, 2011 (UTC)

MMMMM AAAHHHHH MMMMM AHHHHHHH lol. I was rather looking for a suggestion for the ending, not a massive tweaking, although I really appreciate the effort! I'll go through it tomorrow, but it can't suck since it's you! Do you go on IRC sometimes? We could talk freely. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:28, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
It isn't all that massive, I just changed the introduction so it built up to the event in the title. The meat of the article is funny. I'll try to figure an ending. --Nikau 02:51, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
Maybe I will too tomorrow, when I am sober! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:55, November 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Did you know...

That Titan (saturns largest moon) is bigger than the planet Mercury? ...Or that two of Saturn's moons have a trojan orbit (whatever that means) ...That Saturn is also the name of an over priced car company? ...that Saturn has not just plenty of moons but also planetoid sized objects rotating around it amongst the other small particles that make up its brilliant and shiny rings? No...well now you do! --ShabiDOO 03:20, November 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit VFS voats

Hold your horses! They start tomorrow, today and yesterday are reserved for nominating users and such. Refer to the VFS template for easy reference, the red highlighted point is the stage we're at and we're nearing the end of the nomination stage.

Also you are entitled to a maximum of 3 votes in case you didn't know that. vote for me or I'll kill you ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:24, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit VFS

Hey Matt, how are you? It's a real shame you've withdrawn from VFS you know, so long as Al isn't around you're easily my first choice (although all the candidates would certainly do a great job, myself excluded of course). I'm actually thinking of just voting for you anyway. --Black Flamingo 10:16, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

I'm good, but you'd be wasting your vote mate! As for me, I'm definitely voting for you and maybe another one, not sure. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:21, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
Matt...please don't become an admin. Please please please!!! super mega extra please. Your writing is too good, you are too fun to joke around with and you are too nice to get involved in drama, side ntaking and baning. :) :) :) please. --ShabiDOO 19:59, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
I don't wanna, don't worry! I said on VFS to people not to vote for me. BTW, if it keeps going like this, Door handle will be featured tomorrow! I'm very happy, 100 times more happy that if I wrote it myself! I'm more happy for you than for myself! (tears running down my eyes) (hugs Shabidoo) We made it!!! Bawwww :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:05, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
Its like (sniff sniff) sharing this moment with you (deep breath) has ... has (a long pause) changed something in me and I ... I ... I (long pause with hundreds of tears interspersed with nervous laughs) I ... I ... I just ... (runs to his mommy and cries in her shoulders). --ShabiDOO 20:52, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
Be an admin so you can ban Lyrithya in fact just saying thats what you'll do will make everyone vote for you worked for me ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 20:56, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
Banning Lyrithya has become a bit of a meme on this website. Let's turn that into Banning Mattsnow...that would be more of a satirical parody :) --ShabiDOO 21:38, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey you!

I'm not paying you to edit Bangladesh. You know what you have to do. No work! Work, I said! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:26, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

LOL Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:27, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey,

Not really sure why you only placed the ICU/short sub template on Canvironment week‎, but it's probably better if you place the full template on articles, not just the sub templates. Anyway, if you need a reference for placing ICUs see here. --Tophat headless 21:41, November 13, 2011 (UTC)

I'm not sure why I did that either. :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:48, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
Cool. Just wanted to make sure. Ya know, my job as a poopsmith, or some shit like that. Anyway, would you like to collaborate on an article, like, right now? --Tophat headless 21:56, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
Not really, I have a bunch of half-finished articles and I promised Mimo to help him. I am sure that Lawn Mowers will do great. The pop-up picture is a lot funnier right now than it was with the fucked up foot, that must have hurt like hell. (Well, the guy on the X-Ray certainly suffered too, but you know) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:17, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
*Snif* I thought you loved me! I'll go find someone else to collaborate with! --Tophat headless 22:22, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
Magic Man! Magic Man! PICK ME! PICK ME! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:08, November 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit Rocka rocka rocka

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is pretty awsome. I checked out the worst 100 list...very funny. Its awsome that we got featured. Now...if you didn't get any of my 5,000 hits...lets start writing the bloody moon article already :) As for the hall of shame...I totally forgot about its existance. I'll put myself up there some time. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 23:04, November 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnNews

Hey I added a pic to the Skyrim article. Forgot I was logged out when I wrote it. Glad you liked it!-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 12:59, November 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 17 November 2011

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edit Fox News

Hey Mattsnow, would you mind doing a quick editing for grammar and prose and stuff on Fox News? It's pretty close to ready! Anything would be appreciated! I would imagine its rather cold in Canada these days. Wear your tooque! ShabiDOO 01:22, November 17, 2011 (UTC)

Haha, I'll do it for sure! That's one hell of an exploitable subject! :) I'll send you a message when I'm through! On the other hand, what do you think about this paint throwing extravaganza? Any ideas? I'm not stuck in the mud at all, but the wheels are starting to veer under, although it's almost completed. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:39, November 17, 2011 (UTC)
So thanks again. That was a ton of work...it is very appreciated Mattsnow! I only cut two of your additions and I modified a few more to keep it in the same flow and style that I started with...but ultimately your changes and additions helped make it more coherent and readable. THANKS AGAIN! Feel free to nominate it! --ShabiDOO 03:48, November 17, 2011 (UTC)
Will do just now! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:03, November 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit ICU

Please learn how to apply them here. I got banned for fucking it up too many times, do not obtain the same fate! Thankyou. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:33, November 17, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I am quite confused about ICUs, thanks for the link, but if I ever get banned for improper use, I'll just tell them to tag their ICUs themselves! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:38, November 17, 2011 (UTC)
Well by and large its being done correctly. But you need to include a reason for the tagging to the author knows how to improve. These are specific examples on how to use.

Alternatively you can copy this code into User:Mattsnow/uncyclopedia.js

document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src"'
  + 'http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:Lyrithya/tags.js'
  + '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>');

Its a cool script Lyrithya made that makes tagging maintenance tags a million times easier and faster! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:43, November 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit Matt...

...thankyee from the review. I'm going to work on it. Maybe next year. But I will. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 14:17 17 November 2011

Hahaha! If you need help, don't hesitate to ask, cat! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:16, November 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit MWHAHAHHAHAHHAA

I've been a while for a while and recently returned after testing and I must say, I love your welcoming picture. Just so you know. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 03:58, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

I hope you laugh as much while reading Don King my friend! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:08, November 19, 2011 (UTC)
Been so long since I've looked at VFH articles. And yes I did, voting for it now. Also, do you know of a picture on google I can use to represent you? Just out of curiosity. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 04:12, November 19, 2011 (UTC)
This is a pic of my "teddy elephant", I took it on my couch! Straight from my living room. That is a reminder from my childhood. He seems to be very inquisitive, isn't he? LOL Snowflake mini Mattsnow
Hmmmm, I like it, and it does give me an idea....--Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 05:41, November 19, 2011 (UTC)
Go ahead, and I am open for a collab. :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:49, November 19, 2011 (UTC)
Ok, check it now. ANd speaking of which, I might be interested in a collab. You have any ideas? --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 05:51, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

I have some, check my userpage, some are listed there. I like to go after a known subject, like Vince McMahon but I am open to any ridiculous subject, see UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning, so anything really, I think our styles will mesh well. Let's come up with a list. See the ones on my userpage under "Ideas" and if you have another, list them here. It's gonna go fast since I work for only 2 days a week until February. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:06, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

I'll just run some ideas by you now and the ones you like I'll put up. 1. Banana wars (US protecting world from banana attack. Sort of an attempt by the US government to tell people the 'correct' side of history and to detract from their actions in South America). 2. B.O.X. (Already started it, check it at User:Oliphaunte/B.O.X.. I'm stuck though) 3. Uhhh don't have a three. Sorry, thought I did. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 06:22, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

Let's make a list:

  • Banana Republic
  • Georgia (it's a red link, I'm willing to learn about it)
  • Contras
  • The Mexican Drug War (that could be INCREDIBLE, as long as we don't get beheaded) I'm not signing add to the list if you have another idea! Also:
  • The Mexican Drug War and how about
  • The Mexican Drug War and add anything interesting here Oliphaunte!
I like it all, especially the 2nd one, don't know why.
Little confused by your last three though. Are you suggesting we have the Mexican Drug War plus something else or?... --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 07:16, November 20, 2011 (UTC)
Upon further reflexion, maybe the Mexican Drug War is gonna be hard to make fun of, do you have ideas??? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:23, November 21, 2011 (UTC)
No good ones yet. Let me know when you get on IRC and we'll talk about it. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 18:41, November 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Don King

Now that was funny. I managed to finish Australian electoral system somehow. Boring name, but hopefully good article. I'm thinking about a try at Thomas Jefferson as a collaboration if you like. --Nikau 08:10, November 19, 2011 (UTC)

I'll read it soon Nikau, don't worry! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:23, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit hahahahahahaha

ROLLBACK CONFLICT >__< ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:39, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

It goes to say that vandalism is really pointless! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:40, November 21, 2011 (UTC)
He seems upset with you and Xamralco (and probably me and Lollipop) but our pages have the semi-protect so he can't vandalise them. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:41, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit Moons or moon

Hey Matt...jsut because there is an article on saturns moon doesnt' stop us. We could call the article "The gods of saturn's moon" or we could do it on the Moons of Neptune...of which there are many as well...and neptune is named after one of the gods. If you want to do the other side of the moon...we will have to think up a really good idea first...cause that could get way out of control if we don't have a clear idea. Just tell me which you prefer and we can start working :) My pleasure for the review. I look forward to seeing the final product! rah rah rah! --ShabiDOO 21:50, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

Pffft I am not very decided... And what about that ET idea? (My fingers are frozen, it's damn cold here! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:15, November 21, 2011 (UTC)
i only just now noticed that part. There were so many posts on my talk page I lost track. You know that's not a bad idea with the whole ET thing. I have an idea for a concept...we can talk about it on IRC or one a user page. As you like! --ShabiDOO 22:20, November 21, 2011 (UTC)
I started it! I should be on IRC in like 20 minutes, if you want. We can also use the article's talk page. User:Mattsnow/Krypton (planet) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:40, November 21, 2011 (UTC)
Ill go online in about 20 min --ShabiDOO 22:55, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 24 November 2011

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edit psst

Guess what? Now I'm on IRC. Also, I have something for you.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 24 '11 7:18 (UTC)

Well, you're not there, so I guess you hit the bricks. Anyway, here it is. I didn't upload it to the wiki because I wasn't sure if it would work for you or not.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 24 '11 7:34 (UTC)
BWAAAAAHAHA!!!!!! Even better than I envisionned! I guess you should upload it or should I so nobody else does my requested pic? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:52, November 24, 2011 (UTC)
I'll upload it, don't worry, do you think it's good enough for VFP? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:58, November 24, 2011 (UTC)
Uhhh...gosh, already uploaded. But I dunno about VFP. Maybe. My last attempt in that arena got a resounding "Meh."  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 24 '11 9:01 (UTC)
It's better a "meh" than nothing, but sometimes, pics are really suited for a particular topic, though I guess the caption "Relaxing on the beach in Mexico" could garner some votes. ypur call. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:05, November 24, 2011 (UTC)
Sure, nom it if you like. The caption should be..."Pepe's last stand." See? Dick joke. XD
Sorry, it took me 1/2 an hour to come up with that.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 24 '11 9:29 (UTC)

edit Extraterrestrial life‎‎

I added a section. I feel it is ready for VFH if you think so. --Nikau 08:02, November 24, 2011 (UTC)

It certainly is sir! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:52, November 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit Polar bears?

C'mon, dude, polar bears and Qgkhaddaffphieyeh are so last month.

Also, I told you they'd hate the dead/sleeping Mexican bloke. Maybe your punchline woulda been better.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Nov 28 '11 14:58 (UTC)

edit rtgh

febcrf--Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 15:15, November 29, 2011 (UTC)

What the?? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:10, November 29, 2011 (UTC)
what have you done with the sleep deprivation thing while i was missing? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:03, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
Nothing LOL Sorry, I've been busy :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:31, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
OK I forgive you but now work! WORK I SAID! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:27, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit Re: Your message

Dear Mattsnow, I saw the message you sent me; and I didn't intend on having my article on George Carlin being featured by the way.

Here was the point of the article: If you read the original article on George Carlin, you'd see that whoever wrote it revered him as a hero or perhaps even a god. The point of my article was to sort of write an editorial, explaining George Carlin and his comedic style from the other side of the spectrum. An opposition, if you may, so basically the real purpose of my article on George Carlin was NOT to get it featured, but to show the perspective of George Carlin from a different side of the extreme.

But thank you for your message, I really appreciated it. And FYI, perhaps you can help me on writing this article I'm planning to write sometime in the future: An article on Leon Uris written in the style of Leon Uris. If you could help me with that plan, I'd really appreciate it; and if you can't, then that's all right.

Thank you for your thoughts, my friend. --Matthlock 22:56, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, no problem, btw, it was me who wrote the George Carlin article! But if you can come up with another title, that'd be good! I can't really help right now because I have 2 collabs going on at the same time and I don't even know who Leon Uris is! But thanks for the kind words! :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:59, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Mattsnow, I got your message, and FYI, Leon Uris was an American writer who wrote many notable novels that centered round the theme of Zionism and other Middle Eastern affairs, most famous of which being a novel called Exodus, which follows the independence of Israeli state. Check him out, he's probably in your nearest bookstore. ---Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 01:14, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

Oh yeah and one other thing: I'd appreciate if you'd leave your messages and/or responses to me on my talk page. It's not a requirement, but I'd like it if you did that. ---Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 01:23, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 1 December 2011

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edit My hovercraft is full of eels

BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2011

--ChiefjusticeWii 10:33, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit Congratulations and things

I'm sorry I totally forgot to join the runaway bandwagon of votes (what was it, 132 "for" Mattsnow at the final count?) which launched you into your current award. Bad me! Bad! *smack* *smack* *smack* (Hey...that feels good...)

Anyhoo, do you think a better caption on that picture you VFP'ed would make folks warm up to it? Something like "When visiting the beaches in Mexico, always remember to bring protection!", perhaps? Or do you think your original idea would have been better? They really hate my caption.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Dec 1 '11 14:09 (UTC)

And since when can't somebody win Writer of the Month twice, you humble bastard!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Dec 1 '11 14:13 (UTC)
Hey, I think the caption you just thought of just now is awesome! People are really weird on VFP just now, so the fact that the pic has a positive score is a sign that it is ultra fabulous extraordinary and stuff. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:30, December 1, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm sorry too. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:34, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit Git on irc

I'm bored and lonely... Its a cold cold place. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:16, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, there's snow outside here lol, I'll go and carve you! :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:29, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Mexico eats the dick

Hey Matt, what's news? I was reading your Mexico article and it reminded me of a funny story a friend of mine told me once. A friend of his was travelling through Mexico, (Yes, it's a friend of a friend story, sorry) and he was speeding through a rural area. A Mexican patrol officer saw him and decided to chase him down and pull him over. According to the story, the speed this guy was doing required the officer to haul him back to the nearest police station which was further than he cared to drive at the time. The officer then prompted this guy for a little something in return for not dragging his arse to jail which he was too lazy to do anyway. This dude (an impoverished theatre grad) opened up his wallet as the officer looked on eagerly but he was flat broke. Realizing his situation, he stared to panic, anxiously scanning his car to find whatever he could to bribe the officer with. On the dashboard, he spotted a chocolate bar. He picked it up and gingerly said to the copper, "Sorry mate, this is all I've got". The officer, dissapointingly knowing he was telling the truth decided to accept this gift as a gesture of goodwill. I don't think I need to tell what what happens to a chocolate bar sitting on a dashboard in the Mexican sun. Anyways, lets play! I'll give you one point if you tell me who said this quote in front of thirty thousand people, "I am one with the Cosmos... all that shit is one with the Cosmos." Toodles I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2. 10:02, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

There's a couple of amazing documentaries about this on Youtube, one done by Laura Ling and another one by Chris Hansen (yes, he does other things than catch pedos!) It's quite mind boggling what's going on down there. I have a childhood friend who stays there in Guadalajarra, it's a relatively very safe place, but he is considering coming back if the situation gets worse. He's trying his best to hide the fact he has a great job and is a foreigner. This subject fascinates me, really. I mean, look at this short news clip What do you think of the article? I don't plan on adding much more really, maybe a little paragraph. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:25, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
Sometimes we forget how lucky we are, sitting in our ivory tower mansions made of gold… and ivory, to live in relative peace. I don’t want to get overtly political, but I think the problem lies within poverty and the desperate attempts to escape it. People see their families living in shit and other people living in luxury and think “Why?”. I watched a documentary about two towns, both “full of dirty smelly Mexicans”. One based within the boundaries of Arizona and the other, whatever Mexican state (I’m ignorant). The discrepancies in the two towns’ way of life were disgusting and shameful. Last time I heard, the Iraq war has cost the US almost a trillion dollars. Imagine how many schools, hospitals and pro republican propaganda that money could have bought in Mexico. Maybe I’m being naïve but I think the biggest deterrent to war and crime is living well without it. But i digress... Football!!! I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2. 10:57, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
I tend to easily get into political rants myself. The powerful of the world want people to be poor and in debt, so we keep showing at these jobs. Also, legalization would cut the cartels legs, but they won't do that since the government is implicated in the trade. And don't tell me you'd run to the grocery store to buy heroin if it was legal lol, Alcohol is more dangerous than most of illegal drugs. And did you think the article is funny? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 11:10, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry man, the article is fucking great. It pretty much summs up the situation over there. Your drug related post made me interested in a "fact" I was once told told about the opium trade in nineteenth century China. All I found on the Internet was typical bullshit essays by Harvard Arseholes and Right wing nutters going out of thier way to prove thier own point of view. The way I see it... Everything good in life has a price to pay (drugs or otherwise), whether it be finacial, social, or religious... or drugs. It's called equilibrium. Yin and Yang. Life and Death. Cheese and Bacon. Take celebrities for example, you think they have a great life but they trade these so called positives for something else (you can probably guess what. Amy Winehouse and Kurt Cobain are a couple of examples I can think of)Tread the middle path my friend. You can't take without giving something in return. I'm not a Buddist or an Athiest just in case you're wondering, just a guy trying to get by. What do you believe? RANT RANT RANT RANT CRICKETI understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2. 12:46, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
Truer words were never spoken! Pablo Escobar was rich as hell, but he didn't bring the money with him when they finally shot him. I read somewhere he was paranoid as hell for most of his life. Better have a calm, average life. In the end we're all bound for the grave anyway. But I sure would like to be reincarnated in a blue whale! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:11, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
True, I don't smoke pot anymore, but I never heard about anyone "highdriving" lol here in quebec in the summer, when you go near cornfields it smells like pot, the thing is tolerated. I never heard of anyone trialed for pot trafficking lol Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:49, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
Another true story: We've got a medical marijuana law in Colorado. A guy was growing the stuff in his basement (it was a medium-sized commercial operation), and gave an interview to a local news station about it. Shortly afterwards, the U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency crashed through his door and took him and his wife away in handcuffs to federal prison...while his kids were at school. Good times.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Dec 2 '11 16:01 (UTC)
D: Man one of my friend is in the police, it's been 10 years, and she never arrested anybody for it, even when she catches a driver who is reeking of pot. She just gives the speeding ticket or whatever she stopped the guy for and goodbye. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:11, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, no, if you've got a medical marijuana license here, you can basically smoke a joint in front of a cop, and blow smoke in his face, and all he can do is ask to see your license. I'm not sure if you're allowed to call him a "pig", or even make a joke about how you "smell bacon", though. It's just the large operations that can get in trouble with the Federalis.
By-the-bye, check out this new thing I did. Maybe you'd like it better?  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Dec 3 '11 2:24 (UTC)

edit Five year old interviews god

I read it again, and it did feel kind of half assed, so I reworked, if it still seems sub par, then you can have it and edit it or just dump it. I'll do better next time. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shatonamime (talk • contribs)

edit UnSignpost - 8 December 2011

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edit You want articles about Gaddafi and polar bears?

I got yer G-d damned article about Gaddafi and polar bears, right here. This crap writes itself, man.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Dec 8 '11 2:45 (UTC)

edit Alright

Ahoy there matey. I have written an UnNews. Since you are taking care of UnNews right now I leave it to you to decide what should happen to it. I know, I never stop giving. --ChiefjusticeWii 22:40, December 8, 2011 (UTC)

Hahaha! Great concept, great inside joke and very well written. I think it is a little too inside jokish for VFH though, as the "I get out of nowhere" reader won't get a lot of the jokes, but your call if you want to nom it since we can now self-nom (which is a good thing btw, no need to wait for a Pee or whore around) Anyway, very deserving of the UnNews frontpage! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:51, December 8, 2011 (UTC)
My stuff is all either too in-jokish or too cynical for the front page, might nominate it for featuring at some point will ask a couple of people what they think first. Cheers mate. --ChiefjusticeWii 23:02, December 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit You are so awesome

How can I be as awesome as you are? Give me some ideas about articles, images or something. I need you! I suffer from lack of imagination. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:32, December 9, 2011 (UTC)

I know I'm awesome! If I was you, you know what I'd write about? The problems in Greece right now, the protests, etc. A bit like the Mexico tourism brochure, a funny article about something dead serious is bound to be hilarious! Or maybe an article about the differences between living in Greece and wherever you lived before (If I remember well, you weren't born there?) Even if you are born there, just pretend you know the US and make it look like you're living like the ancient greeks and that you spit on your former american lifestyle from the top of Mount Olympus! I'm sure people would like that shit. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:41, December 9, 2011 (UTC)
I caaaan't!!! If you were yourself(lol) what kind of article would you make? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:46, December 9, 2011 (UTC)
Waddya mean, you can't? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:49, December 9, 2011 (UTC)
I can't! I really suffer from lack of imagination. I feel like I'm not greek and I want so badly to make an article. P.S. review Neptune please. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:53, December 9, 2011 (UTC)
I just booked a review bro :S. I think an article saying that greeks are living like in Ancient times would be awesome! An article about the city you're in, maybe? Or browse UN:REQ, I'm sure that'll spark ideas! :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:57, December 9, 2011 (UTC)
What about an article called "HowTo:Be Greek"? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 15:04, December 9, 2011 (UTC)
Sounds awesome man! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:47, December 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit IRC

Go on IRC if you are still there so we can work out msn --ShabiDOO 01:49, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thanks for all the help!

I loved getting feedback on my article User:Hankjones/UnNews:Studies reveal that weight-loss can be achieved with this one simple trick, it certainly didn't deter me. I'm not exactly sure how else to send you a message so I'm writing this on your talk page...but I think I'm pretty much done with the article, its ready to post. I have no idea how to take it out of sandbox, haha. Hankjones 13:39, December 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit Review checking list

Either don't add any or add all of them, don't just add your own as it confuses the hell out of me! How's the jogging going? --Black Flamingo 00:34, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, sorry, I forgot that. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:10, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit Please

Make an archive! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:43, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

I'm trying to make it last until the end of the year. :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:11, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit Archiving

When I had my smart phone it used to take forever to downoad some talk pages and I used up my month limit very fast. Now that I lost it...I have a life and dont check my emails every 5 minutes. It also means these long pages are not annoying. So...don't archive it! Cause now I can enjoy all very long pages without sufering! Yeay for not suffering! --ShabiDOO 18:30, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit Remember how I was rewriting Italy?

Could you please just glance over it quickly and tell me if you think its ready or if it needs more content? Thanks. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:31, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

I'd say it's ready, but maybe could use a little more funnies. Not necessarily a lot longer, but just more jokes. But as it is right now, I'd vote for anyway, it's good! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:22, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
Not enough jokes? Well, that's what I get for writing a parody of something I know nothing about. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:57, December 13, 2011 (UTC)
Maybe it's because I'm tired, I'l reread it tomorrow! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:28, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 15 December 2011

--ChiefjusticeWii 10:29, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit yo yo yo

Remember the time when you helped me with Sleep deprivation? Well, I need you again. This time it is for Neptune. If you help me you will be awarded with something very special --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:06, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Italy

Pizza flag

Mamma mia! You voted for Italy on VFH and it was featured!

Thanka youa! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:33, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Damn you Mattsnow.

I'm sitting here writing an article on the passing of Kim Jong Il, and I look on Recent Changes and I see this?!? And it's basically the same article as mine, verbatim et literatim? Curse you, you thought-stealing turnip!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Dec 19 '11 13:23 (UTC)

OH NOES! I just finished it lol. Where's yours? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:33, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
On my computer. I hadn't uploaded it yet. Oh, well. You got yours in first. bows, removes hat  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Dec 19 '11 13:42 (UTC)
Feel free to add to it, man! I'm done with it! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:44, December 19, 2011 (UTC)
If I add anything, it will ruin it. XD  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Dec 19 '11 13:49 (UTC)

edit A LITTLE LATE, BUT MEH

Bff World's Best Friend November 2011 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:35, December 19, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Owh. Thanks! :D Uhm I didn't have to leave a reply I know, but I'm still a noob. Just testing things out. Thanks again. J.D. Soufi 20:21, December 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 22 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:49, 22 December 2011

edit What's a good idea for a new section?

You're right, quality is better than quantity, that's why we need a good idea for a new section on the FF8 article. I really get a feeling it's too short to be it's own article right now. Do you have any main idea or anything? J.D. Soufi 15:05, December 26, 2011 (UTC)

I just retouched the intro a bit,WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PIC?????????????????????????? wILL YOU ANSWER OR DO I HAVE TO WATERBOARD YOU? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:08, December 26, 2011 (UTC)
Oh my gawd! :o I totally answered that on my talk page. Wait a minute, let me copypasta. Okay: "Well to be honest, I don't understand it? But that's just me being the slowpoke I am, I don't know what a usual reader would think of it." I'm pretty stupid though so you shouldn't take only my opinion. And the intro of the article is better now, you switched my reference of Kuja to Sephiroth now, a bit of a Sephy fanboy, are we? J.D. Soufi 15:28, December 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit Vacation Timeeeee

I've realized I haven't been around that much, which also means I haven't exactly had the time to work on our article. Sorry about that, but now that school is off for a while I'll be trying to put some more time into it over the next month or so. I also am in a rush right now so excuse me if I sound befuddled. Now if you'll pardon me, I have to find the door out of here. They seem to have moved it again.... --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 16:32, December 26, 2011 (UTC)

Also, Merry Christmas! --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 16:36, December 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit Tripped face first into a bar

Hello Matt - let in Snow, let it Snow, let it Snow. This is a note to lots of people, asking them to join into a Walk into a bar collab (and if Iz missed you, you are more than welcome to "Walk into a bar" too!). If you want to join in, make up your best "Walk into a bar" jokes and we will have the bestest "Walk into a bar" page on the innernests! Aleister 16:00 28-12-'11

Speaking of the innernests, here's that link you were asking for. If you have any ideas for the page, that'd be great. ~jcm 17:50, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 29 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:53, 29 December 2011

edit Adopt a Noob

Can you please adopt me as a noob? My previous mentor, Woodyburninator, is no longer active and I need a new mentor. -Sarbriel

edit Adobt a boob

Would you be interested in adopting my left boob? --ShabiDOO 05:09, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

Only if it's big and proportinate with your right boob! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:23, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

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