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EDpolice FACT ALERT:
This user is wanted dead or alive. Preferably, dead. Please.

-New World Order

What this user has been barking in April and May 2011

edit KEVILLIPS!

I added some names on the list that are already here (blue links) I have one hell of an idea for an article (don't add it to the redlink list, I'll start writing it soon; Leslie Nielson.) Count me in bro, if I think of some other comedians, I'll add them to the list. I think it would be cool to put it in alphabetical order, as it could get complicated as more names are added. And I guess I'll have to use a red hot crowbar as torture device for you then! XD Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:56, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Forget the alphabetical order thing, I just did it. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:20, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
I'd do Carrot Top if I didn't hate his guts and am just as lazy. Aleister 21:43 2-6-'11
LOL, I don't know Carrot Top, but I sure know about your legendary laziness :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:46, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
There is already a Carrot Top page, but not a very good one. On your guys magic list is there a section for suggested rewrites? Now I must go nap. Aleister 21:50

Note to self:

I figured there could be some kind of notation - maybe put a copy of the blue link in the red link section with a note to rewrite. I envision the blue links to be on the portal, and the red links to be on some sort of requested article list. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 21:56, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
Eerrr, do you want to rewrite them all, or I can do that with only those that suck? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:59, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
It would be nice if they were all reviewed and if the person thinks it needs a rewrite maybe slap an ICU template on it? This is kind of a two or three pronged project - organizing what we have and filling in gaps of what we don't and cleaning up what we have. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 22:18, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

There already is a page on Leslie Nielsen. I was sad when he died. He was one of the funniest actors ever. Airplane is my favourite movie of all time. Speaking of Airplane, is there an article on that? --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 00:56, 3 June 2011

I was too. His roles in Naked Gun, Scary Movie and all were so amazing. That's a cool project Kevillips has there, I'll help. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:27, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
Superhero may have been a bit boring. Nielsen made it funny with his deadpan. Like there's a funeral scene and he thinks he's fucking his deceased wife, but he's fucking the wrong dead woman. Then he comes out and says to the other dead woman's husband, "you had such a beatiful wife". And there's no article on Airplane? Surely you can't be serious! --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 01:30, 3 June 2011
Please don't call him Shirley. Aleister 3:14 3-6-'11
“Ever seen a grown man naked?”
~ The captain
--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:17, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
And this is the coolest thing about Airplane!. It was a spork! I forget the movie's name, but I saw it a few months ago, and the film is sporked almost scene for scene from this 1950's film. Had me almost rolling on the floor (I've only fallen on the floor lol once, and that was while watching another film I can't remember the name of). Aleister 3:21
“I can't stand it anymore! I gotta get out of here! I gotta get out of here!”
~ Panicy lady
--Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 03:27, 3 June 2011
I think that's also an exact line from the movie I'm talking about. And it wasn't a comedy, it was supposed to be a drama. Airplane! was a spork! Aleister 3:29
p.s. Here it is, a 1957 film Zero Hour!

It's a spoof of the film Zero Hour. It's also a spoof of the Airport films. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 03:38, 3 June 2011

Exactly, but on youtube there are scene by scene comparisons, and it is practically the same script. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 18:21, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
Same thing with Police Academy and the Naked Gun. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 18:31, 3 June 2011

edit Heya

Matt gros poisson 004

How are you holding up man?--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 18:04, June 3, 2011 (UTC)

I'm good, I go fishing a lot these days. We took our quota today. On vacation. Online, I am helping Kevillips with the Comedy Portal project (see conversation above) If you want to help, that would be awesome! It's great you are here on Uncy, you are motivated, it shows! (Kicking back with a beer) I'll drink one for ya! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:39, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
As I was saying, the fishing is good here, check out today's fishing, I shot this in my sink before we slaughtered the fish (arranged them) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:03, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah I saw the comedy portal thingy. I am looking into it and it sounds pretty cool. But haven't yet got back to writing stuff. Will try to contribute as soon as I put on my writing shoes. Nice fish man.You know what they say, gut em and eat em, then beat em. --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 08:32, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
And yeah, my birthday's on the sixth. Normally, telling people about your birthday is just not cool, but i figured how will you know you know. when's yours?--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 09:47, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
In October. Happy birthday in advance! You're turning 64? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:37, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
64? Are you fucking kidding me? Now that's random. No I don't feel comfortable discussing me age sorry. Ask Zombiebaron he might be able to guess.--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 11:03, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
Beatles song "When I'm 64" --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 11:14, June 5, 2011 (UTC)

edit ICUs

Don't be using them on articles more than a week old. Use a {{rewrite}} on those fellas instead. Thank ya! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:40, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

I may have said "icu" my bad. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:44, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
OK, I got that, TKF. (opens a beer) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:46, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit Dave Chappelle

Dude you slapped a rewrite on Froggy;s rewrite of David Chappelle. How do you think he noticed your icus. LOL, before you go to fix it, Jack already done did. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:15, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

I done good? Jackofspades (talk) 01:18, 4 June 2011
I thought he huffed the ICUs then was too lazy to change it to rewrite.. Fawk, I guess he put his at the bottom. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:28, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
What we have here is a failure to communicate. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:30, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
Yep, and unfortunately I don't even know how to go on IRC yet. True. Don't laugh. I'm a n00b alright. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:36, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

I am too drunk to pSS JUDGEMENTpass judgement[1]

LOL --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:40, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

LOL! Are you sure there was a change? Nah, it was too subtle, that is why I didn't notice it XD. Just rewrite after the rewrite. (No!!) I'm gonna work a bit on the George Carlin article, I am declaring it for the sake of good communication. Continue to make your O so insignificant edits on Dave Chappelle. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:52, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
Racist!!--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:14, June 4, 2011 (UTC)lol
footnotes
  1. sobriety edit
LOL! I was a bit wasted too. Great job on the Chappelle article! I really like that guy. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:50, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit 100% Portal People

<insert name here>, I put together a behind the scenes access panel to make it easier to get to parts of the portal the real guts of the projects are all on subpages and the "portal" is mostly a skeleton. User:Kevillips/Comedy:portal-parts--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:07, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

Great! For now I am concentrating on the rewrite of George Carlin, slowly but surely. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:13, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit A Joke Or Two?

Hi, I'd like to know if you could write a joke or two on the Lupus article. I know it's on VFD and you argued that there were no jokes. (I counted three jokes but that could be an exaggeration on my part.) Part of the reason I snubbed it was the possible dearth of punchlines (or 'zingers'). --Stilicho 18:40, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Boyfriend

That's a nice concept you've instigated there. Good show, old bean. Matfen and I have knocked out a second section which seems pretty good too. I reckon we should lose the ATM joke though, it's a bit cheap and doesn't really fit with the tone. We might be able to rework it as a prose-based joke later on, what do you think? --Black Flamingo 20:14, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

Hahaha! I just read the artcle, it is great! Grandad is one hell of a bastard. I totally agree the ATM joke was too easy, I was also kinda worried the beginning was a bit out of topic, I'm glad you could advance with what I wrote, if I add nonsense, feel free to huff, I'm gonna add some when something good happens between my ears, which is, sadly, rare. :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:41, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit Collab

Any ideas for a Canadian collab? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:09, 12 June 2011

Guys I had an idea for an article that is kind of in-universe and out there. But how about UnAmerica It could be mainly about Canada not being the United States. It could touch on the McCarthy era House Unamerican Activities committee, but in stead of them looking for communists, they could be looking for Canadians masquerading as Americans. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 21:14, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
LOL, I posted exactly the same thin on your TP with some suggestions, Loli. Where are you from, Kevillips? Are you from the glorious motherland known as Canada? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:21, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
“Shut up you American! You always talk and you talk and you always say, "let me tell you something", :I just wanna say this". Well you're dead now!”
~ Grim Reaper from Monty Python's the Meaning of Life on Americans

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:20, 12 June 2011

Stop edit conflicting me! You are from the US, I guess! Which State? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:22, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, and i've relegated it to two ideas. A TV station (eg. CTV, TSN, Global, CityTV, CP24, SUN-TV, Rogers SportsNet, etc.) or a city. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:24, 12 June 2011

edit Minnesota

As I have mentioned before. My city of birth is further north on the globe than Toronto and Guelph. My dad lives on a lake that borders Ontario, north of Lake Superior. Last winter I violated your territory on foot, after I drove a snowmobile to the shore. Currently I am in Kentucky, but will be relocating back there this summer sometime. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 21:33, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

I was in Kentucky once. Saw some hicks. Went to a Cracker Barrel. Had some clam chowder. Tasty. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:35, 12 June 2011
Tourists always seem to go to the Cracker barrel. We do trot out the hicks on the weekend. Gotta give ther people what they want. During the off-season, we all wear tuxedos and tiaras.--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 21:40, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
No Cracker Barrels in Canada. We do have a restraunt called Montana's which is a Cowboy themed restraunt. Montana's is famous for their ribs. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:44, 12 June 2011
It's a shame I didn't have my hunting rifle when you trespassed lol. Do you like fishing? (I am on vacation and I've been doing that for 2 weeks! I hear Minnesota is a great state for nature lovers. (But it will never beat mosquito infested Canada!) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:09, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Ever gone to Muskoka? It's nice there. My family has a cottage up there. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:12, 12 June 2011
No, I went to Toronto and Ottawa. Do you fish? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:14, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, I fish. Usually rent a boat and fish for trout. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:17, 12 June 2011
Northern Minnesota is pretty much like western Ontario, seeing as how they are adjacent. As I said my dad lives across from Quetico Park in Ontario near the US Boundary Waters canoe area wilderness and my mom owns nearly an entire lake, chock full of fish, Crappies, Bass and Pike, and 3/4 of the shoreline. It's the old family homestead from my great grandparent's day. So I am not short of convenient fishing opportunities when I am up there. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 23:08, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
That's great! I am coming back from 10 hours of fishing, it really is the right time here, we caught 7 pounds! Ok, back to serious business (editing). After all, internet is serious business. Do you think it would be a good idea to check articles for the comedy portal and rewrite them MILDLY. No one-week thing like I did with the George Carlin one (I love Carlin). Like one-hour retouch, max. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:33, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
It can't hurt to check them. But I think using a lens with fuzzy focus is best at first, so we can focus on the glaringly sucky ones. I get bored fishing unless they are really biting. I used to bring books, now depending on where I am, 3G is an option, or a really long cord. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:56, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
Well where I fish, you would not get bored! I will check the blue links on the portal and spend some time on small edits and formatting in the following days. I'm with you, K lips. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:03, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
I usually bring a battery powered radio. Can't risk bringing an iPod or iPhone along. Trust me, I lost a nano that way. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:11, 13 June 2011


edit ?

How about you...you heard about the thing? --ShabiDOO 15:28, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

The big rocky guy from the Fantastic Four?--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:39, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
Pretty awsome dude...but this is bigger than that. --ShabiDOO 16:01, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
What thing? Lance Armstrong morphing in the Incredible Hulk? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:06, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit Doping in sporks

Hi, I must exchange money for pleasure, the way of the world. Aside from that, I just voted for your moping on storks page, had thought I'd voted for that already when I categorized the pictures. Nice pictures. Barry Bonds-like pictures. The coping with pork page is really good, congrats and dayglow paint to you! Aleister 17:07 13-6-'11

edit Congrats on the feature

I was one of the first to vote for it. Good job. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:06, 13 June 2011

Thanks to you Lollipop and Aleister. I also want to thank my millions and millions of fans worldwide and my dog! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:26, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit Re:Pee Review

I don't know. I'm sort of biased when it comes to reviewing my articles, but maby next time I'll do that if I make another article.

--Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 00:38, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

I think he meant reviewing other people's articles. That's how the exchange works - others review yours and you review others'. Not necessarily the same others, but in general, mind. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:57, 14 June 2011

edit Days of hour lives

Hellollllooollo. Things seem to be going well with you, even with Rand Paul knocking on your door. I've got a great Alex Jones bit on my user page, he opened up the can of worms yesterday and squished around in it. Two whoring whores: I've done some work on the "Anaconda Plan" that's on VFD, and Lyrithya, who put it up for a vote, has switched her vote (iz went back to the original page and then worked on it from there). Could you take another look? Thanks. I'll work on it some more too, add another section or two. And since I'm here, have you read Chicago Seven, on VFH right now? If so, I'd like your thoughts, criticisms, and hatemail. If not, wow, are you in for a treat!!! It's your lucky day!!! I wish I hadn't read it yet, then I could read it too!!! Woo hoo!!!Aleister 18:55 15-6-'11

Thanks for the VFD thing on, I forget the name of the page. Anaconda plan, yeah. In seriousness and deep thought, have you read my "Chicago Seven" page. I would like your thoughts on it, it seems you are becoming one of the members whose opinions people value, which is a shame for you. They will bother you like this all the time. That is a hell of a thing to have to carry around. Aleister 21:35 16-6-'11
OK, you got me by my feelings lol, I'll read it tonight and give you feedback! :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:38, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks, and thanks for the vote. Please dig deep into it, like a pizza'pie. I know the length was of question (have you seen Romartus' pages!!! Everything he's ever touched should be featured, imnho) and I discuss that on Guildy's page. The sex-while-stoned story actually is true as to how the national guard acted from the roof and came up with the excuse to break up the faithful rally, and this article is, I believe, the first time this will be in "the literature" (but no one will believe it, since we are uncy!!). Your vote is worth a thousand pictures. Aleister 23:32 16-6-'11
I'll dig deeper into it, I'm trying to come up with an article about the assholes that rioted in Vancouver over their hockey team loss at present. The govt could announce martial law: no problem, but a hockey team doesn't win a shiny piece of metal: RIOT! I didn't mean tyour article was too long "byte-wise", I meant there are one or 2 passages that feel "long" because there aren't much jokes in them. And it's cool to see that Mimo will have a feature! As for me, features don't mean as much to me now, I like laughing at what I write or what I read. I reread your article on Kucinich's wife yesterday lol. Did you know he passed a bill to stop the war in Libya yesterday? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:15, June 17, 2011 (UTC)
No, it actually passed? Good, do those hockey rioters proud (or were you against them? If you can't riot over a hockey game then what can you riot about?). Ah, if you can point out those sections I'll funny them up, thanks. Yes, Mimo!!!!! And thanks extremely much about the Dennis wife lol, knowing people still read it is better than a feature. On the Vancouver page, go, girl, I'll look forward to seeing it when it's done. Aleister 00:47 17-6-'11

edit UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit  :)

Im glad I didn't watch the game last night. It started at 2am where I am and even my closest friends were not going to stay up to watch a game they don't understand until 5 in the morning. :) Were you going for Vancouver or Boston?!?! --ShabiDOO 16:26, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

For Boston, Vancouver is too far away! They eliminated the Canadiens first but they showed a lot of heart! The Vancouver people are really sore losers with the riot thing. Well, it happened when the Canadiens won the Stanley Cup, I guess we are not better. You must be in Europe then and your friends don't understand the game lol. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:47, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Oyi

Awesome picture man, the NoTM one. Haha I can't stop looking at it and laughing. --Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 15:06, June 17, 2011 (UTC)


Well I'm here (at least I think I am in the right place)...

Yep I'm pretty well known for being loud. And I guess writing is my forté, although I have had many different other lives besides that... I'm also into music in a big way. Not just goth (although I admit that is what I prefer). Yeh things like formatting. Generally I look at other stuff on here and see how they did it by clicking on edit. There are a whole load of other things that I'd like to know however; like how to include tables, charts and other types of stats.

Also I'd like to fix my sig, yep. Not entirely sure how to pimp it how I want it however...

D-Void 04:32, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

First thing first, you managed to make it here. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:36, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Yo man!

Beeers

You might not get in Heaven like I said but you will have some virtual tits and beer as a reward for voting for my article. Enjoy. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:35, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

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edit Noobs

Are you still here? Amazing. Nice work with Mimo's feature on VFH, and talking of, I didn't even know Welcome Party for Noobs was nommed. Can't find it's VFH archive page anywhere, a black hole may have opened up. How did it do, any votes at all? There were lots of format errors on it, and probably on the VFH version, so I've tweeked it as well as adding that mascot pic which hasn't shown up on any main page yet. Noobs! And that thing about your great hockey unnews not showing up on the main page was one of the oddest things I've seen here. An' they be many a odd ting a'romin' her'bouts fer sur'. Aleister 12:43 19-6-'11

It did pretty poorly, I remember voting against it. It didn't last a day I'm afraid. It may be cool to have a link to it on the welcome message, but I guess people just didn't see it on the front page! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:31, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
No wonder I missed it. The thing was out of format when it was on VFH too. Maybe it was so bad that it didn't get archived, I'll search for it, thanks. I remember playing with it with Zana Dark. Did you meet Zana before the death-ban? Aleister 19:30 19-6-'11
I always used to called myself the male Zana Dark. Then she went around putting useless templates and not signing her posts. Stupid, stupid, stupid. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:44, 19 June 2011
Nuvola apps important This user page has been vandalized.

I wasn't that stupid was I?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

No I didn't meet her. Lollipop, you consider yourself the female Zana Dark? LOL Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:48, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
MALE Zana Dark. Zana Dark was female. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:53, 21 June 2011
I consider myself the Eunuch Zana Dark, as I am a eunuch. The only one in my city, as far as I've been able to find out. Aleister 11:17 21-6-'11
My iguana Jett calls himself the Iguana Zana Dark, but I reminded him he dosen't have an Uncyclopedia account. He wants one. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:40, 21 June 2011
With my portal work, I am kind of a Andro Zana Noir too. She did a lot of the portal backbones/ --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 21:43, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit More writers needed

I've been asking people to help rewrite this page but we still need more. Want to add some? --Black Flamingo 13:18, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

edit Ban Patrol 101

Admins don't like it when you report IP's with one edit generally. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:14, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

It really depends on the edit, but generally, yes. Apple? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:38, 20 June 2011
Apple pie in the morning! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:52, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
Can I get an apple too?--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 12:45, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey

I think this is a msterpiece man. Good job.--Wiggly pFiry mWiggly p -> That's Poop Man Poop 16:29, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks bro, this shit really did happen lol Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:44, June 21, 2011 (UTC)


edit Thanks, and helicopters

Twelve12

I hold no responsibility for any dicks blown off by your sheer awesomeness for voting for this. --Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 07:27, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit I wrote an article!

Omg aren't I just amazing for deciding to write an articles finally. Anyway after everything Ive done for you, could you be a good fellow and review this for me? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:14, June 22, 2011 (UTC)

It was about time! lol, I am addicted myself, I'll review it in the next couple of days. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:01, June 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit You voted for visual puns, which got featured!

Army Tank U

--Tophat headless 01:06, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit Welcome to the Hall of Shame

Hi Matt. Well, you did it. So I added you to THE Hall of Shame. Well done!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:28, Jun 26

My life's goal has been fulfilled! LOL, I didn't even know this existed. I read some of your articles and they are bood Funnybony, but I had to vote against the UnNews on VFH right how, it was juuuuusssst short. I should have abstained maybe. Anyway, looking forward to read your stuff! We should write some New World Order related articles. (I won't do like I did on the Bohemian Grove article, I actually like Alex Jones) Cheers! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:06, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

Hi Matt,

Looks like you have another number for the Hall of Shame. When your next article is featured just visit the HOS page, on your entry just click your total number (now is 3) of FA articles) and then add your next FA, and increase the total number...that will move you above the 3s on the list. Rising Shame.

Here are some of my NWO articles:

  • United States of Earth
  • Amero <---THIS ONE, PERHAPS, YOU COULD IMPROVE THE HUMOR. PROBLEM IS, IT’S NOT A VERY FUNNY SUBJECT – BEING REAL, AND ALL...

I’ll take a look at the Grove article, too. It's really important to make that awesome. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:09, Jun 27

Oh, I wanted to mention one thing about this place, quality is superior to quantity. When I first came I felt inclined to vote for long, boring, often unfunny articles, thinking there was more work put in. But then I saw some of the funniest articles were short - this, Suddenly, Raccoons, was a top 10 of last year. So here it is better to judge articles on humor, not length. Especially with UnNews. And keep rocking!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:12, Jun 27

edit The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit Bohemian Grove

Hiya Matt, congrats on further features. Boo Hoo Grove is really close. Making fun of Alex Jones is what most people do... so here we should make fun of those people by stating the obviously absurd, like I did in this line of recent UnNews, ...because the state apparatus and security forces are illegally under the control of Libya’s government, they also control the traffic cameras, and they refuse to hand the Tripoli footage over to our International court, - Haa, well, of course, the state apparatus and security forces are under the control of Libya’s government - who the fuck else? But we are bombing Libya as if there was no law there. It's totally insane. So by making fun of the absurdly obvious you can get the best out of Bohemian Grove, too. I'll go over it today and see if I can add more funny - just for fun.

In a second point I wanted to say - what I had on my mind - to tell you, anyway, what I was thinking to convey is about my meaning to say that I was thinking to point out about big articles. The number of jokes packed into an article determines how funny it is... not length. If it is a long article then you need many jokes. Anyway, you already know that, because I mentioned it before, what was on my mind about putting high percent of absurd into articles - is what I wanted to tell you, or something...ahh, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, we were talking about HowTo:Be absurdly funny and not just a content freak. You might like this. More soon.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:19, Jul 2

edit Hi Matt, how about these option edit ideas - anything useful?

Bohemiangrove1

The "Creme of Care" erotic ritual at the Bohemian Grove in front of the New World Order's big bird, Moloch.

The Bohemian Grove is a secret closet-gay snob’s resort that means a lot of things to a very few people. For some envious wanna-be aficionados, such as reality theorist, Alex Jones, it is the "Wise Old Owl’s Club,” but for the very, very few insiders it is an upscale gentlemen witch’s den situated in the steamy jungles of Northern California. The Bohemian Grove club house, which is almost invisible, surrounded as it is by glowing neon “Beware of the Owl” signs and heavily armed FEMA guards, is only visited by elitist world leaders, counterfeiters, peeping toms, and soggy-biscuit loving demon worshipers, who all congregate there to plan our future and generally engage in occult rituals such as dressing like hobbits and roasting marshmallows over burning human effigies.

With secretive members who rank highest in the world's food chain, the Bohemian Grove has become a subject intentionally encouraging numerous speculations and stealth trespassing by the less intelligent commoners of the human race. For extreme reality theorists, especially those who suffer from acute inferiority complexes, such as Alex Jones, the Grove is the roof, nay, the temple spire, of all evil and madness that is barfing upon humanity. It is the very Portal to an Over world which is inhabited by owlish forces hell-bent on establishing a New World Order.

Bohemian Grove members only exist to help Moloch control unwanted population growth and establish a fascist autotrophia in which 99% of unlucky mankind (the vast minority) will be financially enslaved by the other 1% of lucky mankind (the tiny majority) through a globalist led “One World Government.” The "Grove" clearly represents the simple fact that 1% of the human race is much smarter than the remaining 99%. In this regard neither Uncyclopedia nor envious reality theorist, Alex Jones, are trying to insinuate anything, but, heads up! It's coming. Very soon.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:54, Jul 2

Hahahaha!!! That' good! I'll keep that for when I finally stop being lazy and rewrtite it. Cheers! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:31, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
Hi Matt, if you allow I can do a complete "option editing" of the entire article - then you can go finish it off. I'm also out of ideas on Unobtanium so ShabiDoo is editing it - then I'll finsh it off. Collabs can work pretty good like that and often produce great articles. I am also a fan of Alex and know this subject. You have already set up the entire article. Let me loose on it and you can be as lazy as you like and still get it featured. Whattya say, bro?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:56, Jul 5
Go ahead bro, and have your way with it without worries: I'll archive it so we have the earlier version. Can't wait to see the result! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:27, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

edit !!!

Hey Matt...I was just curious what are you going to do with all those leftover sheep? --ShabiDOO 16:08, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

We're gonna have them for dinner tonight, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, so on :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:27, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
Well thats boring :( --ShabiDOO 18:12, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
LOL, thanks for that nice forum on n00bs, I'll do my best to help future n00bs! That was appreciated! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:45, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
Shabalabalabalaba doooobidobidobi shumulumu xjxjxjxjxjxjx! --ShabiDOO 17:27, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Sorry

Hey, I was the guy who said I'd do your George Carlin Review. Sorry, but I forgot about 4th of July weekend and it's been, well, hectic. Anyways, I was pretty much done but it turns out someone finished it already, which is fine, since it was my fault I didn't do it on time. Anyways, sorry about that, and thanks for picking up the Falkland review. Much appreciated. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 01:11, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

LOL, no worries bro! I didn't report you to the cyberpolice! I'll finish the review tonight or tomorrow. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:45, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Da Grove

Yo bro! I finished my option editing. Please see it HERE. If you like what I have done please finish it off and replace the old article. Once replaced I'll reNOM it on VFH and it will 4 sure get featured this time... no need to wait. I don't need to be credited as a collaborator so I can Nom it, and the FA credit goes to you. All I did was what others have done for me from time to time - option editing. Whattya say, dude?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:49, Jul 7

BWahahaha!!!! Nom it and say it was a collab between me and you uptop. One half credit each if it works! I have to go for the afternoon, but don't forget to say it is a collab! Awesome work, we'll do this more often! XD Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:56, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

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Sir Roger 00:53, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit 40th Thanks


edit Yo!!

Please don't edit (or screw up, for that matter) HowTo:Work at Target. It is good the way it is, although I can't seem too understand why you would vote Symbol against vote Against. it. Aimsplode 21:22, July 9, 2011 (UTC) I liked it, it just would look better with pics I think. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:03, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit Team article

Hey, Mattsnow. I was wondering if we can do a collaberative article? You know, I present ideas to you, and you present ideas to me.

I already made up a name of an article. It's called, Why?:Al Qaeda is Fake.

--Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 15:55, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the suggestion, I'll keep that! You should go in UN:REQ. These are "requested" articles, there is a ton of ideas there! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:55, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
˙ʞǝǝʍ sıɥʇ sɹoop ǝɥʇ ɟo sɔıɹʎl ǝʇonb ʎluo oʇ ʎɹʇ oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɯɐ ı 'ǝsnɟuoɔ oʇ ɹǝpɹo uı--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:28, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
How do you get those letters? By putting your monitor upside down? XD Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:37, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit Will you go out with me?

Also, I've put our little collab in mainspace, and requested a review. It needs work but I think we've got a decent start. By the way, I insist on sex on a first date. --Black Flamingo 21:30, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

Whoa, you're easy lol! Can't wait to see the Pee Review, Good job with the pics! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:37, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit Falklands

So I wasn't able to find any better pictures, but I added another section and tweaked it a bit more. I think it's pretty much as finished as it's going to be, so if you still want to nom it, please, do the honors. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 17:41, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

I just did! Great job with the additions, the article is awesome! I really hope it does well! Also, don't forget to put links. There aren't any at present. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:37, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit This is not spam...

UNCYCLOMANIA logo
...this is the greatest opportunity of your life. Summer extravaganza tournament. Teams of 2 or 3 users. Lasts month of August. Tournament wont be the same without you. Don't be an outcaste. CHECK IT OUT. --ShabiDOO 19:18, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:11, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnBooks:A Day in the Life of a Prime Minister

I have a concept for a Canadian article. The article would be about a day in the life of Stephen Harper, written in the style of a children's book. You're welcome to join in. Cheers. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:52, 14 July 2011

MMMM, thanks for the offer but I'm not too sure, since I am pretty biased against the guy. Great concept though! Who do you have on the team so far? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:57, July 14, 2011 (UTC)
I might bring Todd Lyons in, and possibly Kevillips. But it dosen't matter if you're biased or not. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:52, 14 July 2011
We can try that, ok, I'M in, but in AugustI'll participate in the competition, will you? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:13, July 14, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, i'm on the purple team. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:36, 15 July 2011

edit Request

Hey, Matt. I have made a recent article called Zombie Americans, and I need some advice on how to expand the page. There are no pictures right now, because I'm requesting some from that RadicalX's Corner page. I just need some few keen advices on how to spice it up with humor.

--Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 22:41, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

I like the concept of this one, it's great you seem to know some about American apathy. A thing I would recommend is to cut down on the swearing a bit and pay attention to your prose, using beautiful synonyms sometimes, etc. It's amazing how a well-written article can make it funnier. How about you submit it to a Pee Review after some more work and say I'll pick it on (I will) There is also a bunch of typos as of now. Do that and I'll be happy to help you with ides on a Pee Review bro! Just szend me a message when you put it on Pee and I'll pick it up shortly. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:55, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit Pee Review

I posted my new article on Pee Review again. Review quick before that giant duchefuck decides to review it again! --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 15:14, July 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Re:Pee Review

Yes, it is true that I have autism. I basically use incorporate that mental dissability into my humor when I'm making Uncyclopedian articles. So that's why my articles don't really come up the same as others. Oh, and I'm turning 16. --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 18:23, July 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Purple spleen

Spleen
   
--EMC


For your heroic efforts in combating vandalism and crappy edits. (Don't eat the spleen. I found it in a dumpster.) --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:27 Jul 15 2011

edit New Boyfriend

So, uh, I was adding a few lines here and there and ended up accidentally re-hauling pretty much the whole thing. How's it looking from your end? --Black Flamingo 00:33, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Zombie Americans

Alright Mattsnow, I have done what I can to edit my article, Zombie Americans. I would like for you to find some mistakes, and then fix it. If you do; one I nominate Zombie Americans to the Featured Nomination Page, I'll give you some credit.

--Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 15:17, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

PS: How do you change your signature, because I made my own custom signature here; and when I copy it into my preferences, it doesn't work.

edit A Black Flamingo is in love with you...

His name is Diego, also known as Black Flamingo 11 to his online customers, and he wanted me to tell you that if you go out with him, he will give a night of passion you will never experience again in your young, metabolism-worry-free years, banging you like a chisel on marble, first harder and harder and then softer when the work is almost done.

P.S. You should probably pay him up front. He can get moody when we has to wait for payment in the mornings and will most likely steal your wallet rather than wake you up. Don't make that mistake like I did.

Brian Tobin

I know just the guy to make Black Flamingo talk

Hope you enjoy. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 16:06, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

Oh boy, what did I get myself into? I didn't know he was such a creep... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:08, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
How d'you do, ma'am? /lifts top hat. --Black Flamingo 13:47, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
You should run Matt, the lifting of the top hat is a common sign of a Black Flamingo preparing to drag it's victim away to a cheap motel with a big bed and plentyyyy of lotion and oil. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 18:19, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
I am reminded of a Saw scene, think we can set him up so he contemplates his sins before his demise? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:37, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
Not while he is still in possession of that top hat, no. It's like cocaine for Sherlock Holmes or something. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 18:55, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit A question of taste...

Look...I just want you to know that I am not going to get all jelous. You can do what ever you want with who ever you want, I just want you to know that I'll always love you. I may fall out of love with you...with time..and I take rejection well. So...fly away bird...fly away free. Theres enough love for the two of us in my fragile little heart. Tweet tweet. Tweet. (gets some gun powder). xoxox --ShabiDOO 21:21, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

What is going on Shabidoo? I don't quite get it my friend! Are you mad at me?!?! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:34, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
Why would I be mad at you? I'm happy for you and Black Flamingo. Seriously. Ill be fine. Dont worry about me. Like...for real. (looking for the semi automatic). --ShabiDOO 21:39, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
Could you be a little more exlicit? Is it because I expressed my opinion along with Oliphaute's that it may be better to have a 2 person team? You think I don't like Magic Man? Consider I voted for on his Visual Pun article and on Hypnotism. What is going on? I just don't get it Shabidoo, it seems like another person is writing. Are you on IRC? We could discuss, Why aren't you mad at Olîphaute then? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:46, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
Oh yeah. All the ladies want a fat slice of flamingo meat. --Black Flamingo 21:49, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
Oh dear. What I wrote here on your page is a total joke. Take a look at your talk page...search for clues...and maybe it will all make sense :) --ShabiDOO 21:53, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
Man I'm pissed. I have been trying hard to steer clear of drama here. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:56, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
Dios mio. Okay...see how in the last section...it says that Black Flamingo is in love with you. I was insinuating that I am also in love with you and that Black Flamingo can have you. You then assumed I hate you. There is not drama. Everything here is a joke, including the quib about chicks wanting Black Flamingo meat. To be honest...there hasn't been any real drama on the site for a while (at least anything I'm clever enough to notice). The sites actually pretty dead the last bit. (unless theres some geeky stuff going on at IRC i dont know about). to reiterate...NO...i have no problem with you. You are one of the cheeriest nicests people on the site. I also just shot your dog. Sorry. I really do like you. Did he have a name? --ShabiDOO 22:01, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
Wow, I just realized Shabidoo did nothing wrong here at all! Sorry about that, I guess I have a problem since I am on Oxicontin since my jaw is broken. I guess it makes me se things, please answer in a serious way! Please! What an asshole I am! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:05, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
Mmm...Oxicontin is nice. Demerol is nicer. When you come off it and realise your dog is gone...you might realise I did something wrong. Ill be gone by then. Matt...its nice to have you here in Aleisters absence. :) --ShabiDOO 22:09, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
Wow I am so sorry, I had a broken jaw in an horrendous accident and I can just recently "chew" if you want to call chewing soup "chewing". I am so sorry and as I review the text I just don't get where I paranoied things... It's just not a good time to make "hardcore" jokes with me I guess, I am on meds all the time to escape the pain the metal plate in my jaw induces... So sorry about that! I like you a lot Shabidoo. I feel shame. Let's forget this! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:15, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah it was all a joke, lol. Except the part where Shab said he hated you, obviously. --Black Flamingo 22:18, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
My shame is greater than your shame. Flamingos shame is greater then even ours. We are all shamed. Hope you feel better Matt. JESUS you broke your Jaw? Wholly shit. WHAT WERE YOU DOING!? --ShabiDOO 22:21, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
I took my med one hour ago, it is composed of morphine and codeine. Wow, it made me hallucinate things, I tok 2 mg instead of 1. The prescription is 3 a day! 0.0 I gues I'll have some leftovers! Anybody want some? So sorry again! I'm gonna go on Shabidoo's page to apologize! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:26, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit You Ok?

If you are too tired or in too much pain, you can withdraw from the USE tournament....I hope you heal fast. I know what you're feelin'...I've had my experiences with pain..gawd....I've had over 60 stitches in my life, and about 20 staples. Broken two toes...sprained my rotator cuff twice...almost cut the tip of my pointing finger off...broken my chin...cracked the crown (no joke) of my skull..and nearly sliced my artery in my wrist with an oyster shell (their sharp, believe me). But those don't hurt anymore. You can tough through it. If you want to change your entry to the USE, I'm always here, and so is Joe, since he is the headmaster, and I'm just a judge. Again, I hope you feel better soon, the tournament would not be the same without you. A (Ruins) 18:32, July 18, 2011 (UTC)

LOL, I'm alright, I have Oxicontin, they are gonna remove the plate in my jaw next week. I don't know if you ever took Oxycontin, but it is one hell of a drug lol, you are worse than drunk but actually don't really realize it! :) Don't worry about me, I'm gonna be good for the tournament, I even just finished an UnNews yesterday when I had the brilliant idea to take 2 pills instead of one, hence my totally numb conversation I had with Shabidoo above lol, man I was out of it! Like the words had totally different meaning or something. I like reread the paragraphs 15 times and I could hardly make sense of it, and now I see this was a really obvious joke. lol At least he forgave me! I guess I'll stick to the proper dosage, this stuff has a healthy cocktail of morphine and codeine in it, but I'm scheduled to stop it in a week. I can't wait for the tournament, finally, one that will work! Thanks for caring though, :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:49, July 18, 2011 (UTC)
PS Goddamn, I am rereading the conversation with Shabidoo, I really was on Mars or something LMAO!!
LOL Ok, just making sure. Remember, we don't want any drunks in the competition.... Anyway, hope you get better soon, and enjoy the competition.

Now that I'm a Co-Hoster/Founder, I can actually change things about the tournament. Remember, comments to me go here, lol. Again, enjoy the competition, and I don't see whats so funny about this convo.... A (Ruins) 19:18, July 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

Admittedly, I hate a lot of old memes, but Monkey Boy Steve Ballmer's antics isn't one of them. I still love that Developers Remix video and watch it a few times a year (most recently a few weeks ago). Anyway, sorry to see your nom crash and burn so horribly. The meme still has fans, but it's not likely to see the front page here. --T. (talk) 19:35, July 18, 2011 (UTC)

It's not me who wrote the thing, so I don't care, but the fail was so epic it was funny LOL. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:39, July 18, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, I know, it's probably as old as the meme. Glad you found it amusing cuz I felt the failquake coming from a mile back. It's one of those things where you know it's doomed, but you're glad someone else did it so you can chuckle from a safe distance. =) ~ T. (talk) 19:48, July 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:12, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit Double Header

Hey, bro! You got a double header, the Grove and Rand featured in a row. Congrats!! Damn if Ron Paul isn't making a lot of sense. I just saw that in the last couple months Ron Paul has received more contributions from On-duty military people than all the other GOP possibles combined. Still he will have a hard time getting the Nom because the NWO hates his guts almost as much as he hates theirs. I mean, Rick Perry was "the guy" invited to the Bilderberg Meeting, so he's the candidate (it would seem) - ugh! But Ron Paul sure is educating people in the process. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:02, Jul 23

Collabs: Hi Matt, just a note to mention that collab writers each get 0.5 of a HOS score point. If it's two writers or ten writers, each one gets a half point. On Grove Nom is written: Funnybony added so much to this article, I hope we do more collabs on Conspiracies. I changed the nom text to say it's a collab, because it is. Talk Mattsnow 01:48, July 8, 2011 (UTC). So, to avoid confusion over what is a simple matter, your HOS listing should say, Bohemian Grove (with Funnybony), and that would bring your score to 7. I know you want to do it right, so I'm just letting you know cause you're a new member just like I was a few years ago. Hey, lets do that again (collab, I mean). Well done. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:17, Jul 24

Cool! I may have one you'll be interested in retouching if it fails VFH, for now I don't write much, I go out and cycle a lot! I'm in an intellectual laziness and physically intense period LOL And Ron Paul is the only decent candidate, along with Dennis Kucinich, but the media is just ignoring him. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:46, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

Eh! I just went to the Hall of Shame, it is not me who added the articles, I knew about the 0.5 thing and I would have mentioned you, but I can't edit it! Do you have to be an admin? It was specified on VFH that it was a collab... WAT DO? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:55, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
Hey there, bro. To edit your HOS entry just click on the total number of your features, that is now "7.5" and then you can edit your listing and your total. I wonder how Ron Paul is going to get to the media when the media belongs to the NWO, and they must have told the media, "If Paul gets any PR you're all fired!" Bummer. I'm pretty sure Rick Perry will be GOP stooge in 2012. But if Paul did get elected he would probably end up as Kennedy and Lincoln, breaking his head on the NWO. Have fun on the road. In Nepal they have this one called, "suicide ride" which is a bicycle route to the summit of Everest...interested? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:01, Jul 25
Done! For Paul I pretty much agree although I am not following the race as religiously as I did in '08, when I learned about the NWO! I even took part in a protest/rally for the 9/11 truth movement here, we walked 250 miles from Montreal to Ottawa, garnering signatures for a petition for a new investigation of 9/11. I was interviewed on French radio here! I met the coolest people ever there! Cheers! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:19, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit PEEING

So, it's come to our my attention that you've been doing lots of good reviews lately without really getting any thanks or praise for it. This ends today. Would you like to join PEEING? It's great, you get to... well, you don't really do anything that you're not already doing, but it does make you eligible for RotM and stops tigers from eating your babies. Probably. If that sounds like something you'd be even marginally interested in, just add your name on this page under "Fresh Stains". Keep up the good work! --Black Flamingo 22:02, July 23, 2011 (UTC)

Done! I also nommed Boyfriend, I really have an inspiration draught for the time being! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:17, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Did you hear about Jack Layton?

He stepped down temporarily as leader of the NDP party. Due to his pancreatic cancer. As much as I dislike him, I hope he fights it. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:28, 25 July 2011

Ah? I didn't know that. I gotta say, I really don't have a favorite politician, they're all for the war. I hope he gets through it though. I would be lame to do an UnNews about it. :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:48, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Updates to UN:REQ

Hi Matt. I just finished updating UN:REQ and it's actually running a lot faster on my computer. I'd appreciate it if you could let me know how it works for you. Thanks. MadMax 06:06, July 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost!

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