User:Mattsnow
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| Mattsnow | |
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| Where I was spawned: Québec (aka Frozen wasteland) | |
| Born: Ice age | |
| Mental age: 2 days | |
| Gender: Male | |
| Habitat: Igloo | |
| Maternal Language: French | |
| Political views: Terrifying | |
| Member since: 16 April, 2011 | |
Articles
- HowTo:Become an Assassin (First one I wrote, got trashed on VFH.) (Round 2: Featured! with Leverage)
- Heaven's Gate (Featured!) I became a good boy, second best of the month!
- Bohemian Grove (Quasi-featured) (Featured! with Funnybony)
- Doping in sports (Featured!)
- Boston Molasses Disaster (Featured!)
- Rand Paul (Featured!)
- UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning (Featured!)
- Boyfriend (Featured! with Black Flamingo)
- Mini-golf (Featured! with Magic Man)
- The 9-11 Commission Report (Quasi-featured!) the first time I submitted it, I submitted it again after I thought I improved it a lot and then it was trashed :P Better forget about this topic.
- MKULTRA (Featured!)
- HowTo:Train to look awesome! (Featured! with Magic Man)
- HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness! (Featured!)
- Door handle (Featured! with Shabidoo)
- Don King (Featured!)
- Mount Everest Disaster (Featured!)
- Herman Cain (Featured! with Magic Man, Socky and Romartus)
- Mexico tourism brochure (Featured!) Second best of the month!
- Steve Irwin (Featured!)
- UnRecipe: Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis (with Oliphaunte) (Quasi-featured!) (Featured!) On second attempt, didn't change a word lol.
- Rick Santorum (Featured! with Xamralco)
- Resident Evil (Featured!)
- The Great Elephant Revolt of 2011 (Featured!)
- Quebec City (Featured!)
UnNews
- UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions (Featured!)
- UnNews:Boston wins Stanley Cup while sore losers destroy their city (sparked a shitstorm)
- UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies (Featured!)
- UnNews:Jack Layton passes away, even separatist Quebecers mourn
- UnNews:Obama: "Iran will have a nuke by 2167!"
- UnNews:Fox News uncovers Ron Paul's demonic past!
- UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away (Featured!)
- UnNews:There's 'gay' and then there's 'Oscar de la Hoya gay' - an editorial by Bill O'Reilly
- UnNews:Mitt Romney tired of flip-flopping accusations; decides to undergo brain surgery to forget last 15 years
- UnNews:US elections shaping up to be the most democratic train wreck mankind has ever seen
- UnNews:Iran attacks the US on American soil!
- UnNews:Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar (Featured!)
- UnNews:Our Great Leader Kim Jong-un brings even more prosperity to us glorious North Koreans (Featured!)
- UnNews:Montrealer fed up with strikers dismembers one (Featured!)
- UnNews:Debate over death penalty raging in Canada (Featured!)
- UnNews:Cannibalism becoming increasingly popular (Featured!)
- UnNews:Benny Hinn strongly opposes Obamacare
- UnNews:Uncharismatic cyclist wins Tour de France in boring fashion
- UnNews:London Olympics athletics report
- UnNews:Lance Armstrong endorsed by drugs company
Rewrites
- Québec (Featured!) (the article I'm most proud of)
- George Carlin (Featured!)
- Nineteen Eighty-Four (Featured!)
- Earth's Children (Featured!) (best of the month, tied with 2)
WIP
- User:Mattsnow/awards
- User:Mattsnow/Immortal Technique
- User:Mattsnow/Tour de France
- User:Mattsnow/The Canadian Unity Debate
- User:Mattsnow/UnSignpost
- User:Mattsnow/Krypton (planet) (with Shabidoo)
- User:Mattsnow/Vince McMahon (with Oliphaunte)
- User:Mattsnow/UnNews about Ron Paul
- User:Xamralco/Constitution
- User:Mattsnow/stuff
- User:Mattsnow/World War II
- User:Mattsnow/Rammstein
- User:Mattsnow/UnNews Lance
Ideas
- Oscar de la Hoya
- User:Mattsnow/Alberto Contador
- An UnNews about the WWE
- User:Mattsnow/The London Beer Flood
- User:Mattsnow/Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)
- An Unpoetia rap sung by the NWO pundits
- User:Mattsnow/Oka crisis
- Another disgusting recipe, following the UnRecipe series
- An article about humility
- Bear Grylls (bury that fake piece of shit, rewrite)
- User:Mattsnow/Five Finger Death Punch
- User:Mattsnow/Tinnamen square massacre (check the spelling)
- User:Mattsnow/Federal Reserve
- Rammstein
- 2084
- Metallica
Useful links or copy pasta stuff (because I'm too dumb to remember)
- User:Cajek/Pee
- User:Mattsnow/Pee Review
- Template:RecentUnNews
- {{Lead articles 2}}
- User:Mattsnow/pics
- User:Mattsnow/Welcome message
- User:Mattsnow/Talk page archives
- http://www.quantcast.com/uncyclopedia.wikia.com
- {{subst:User:Mattsnow/Welcome message}} ~~~~
- {{Uncyclopedia:Vandalism is pointless}}
- User:PuppyOnTheRadio/UnNews comp/judge signup
- User:Mattsnow/Pee Buddy judging
- User:Mattsnow/sig
- Forum:First Pee Buddy Awards!
Awards
Noob of the Moment May 2011
Snowman of the month July 2011
Writer of the Month August 2011
Reviewer of the Month September 2011
Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2011
Magician of the month August 2011
World's Best Friend November 2011
Foolitzer Prize Winner February 2012
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