User:Matthlock
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| This user's real age is: 17 years, 6 months and 15 days. |
| 6 | This user has written 6 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
“I'm not going to accept ur friend request so please stop trying.”
“YOUR GOD AND I LOVE U”
| This user has an unhealthy obsession with Frank Zappa. You can make futile attempts to cure this user by suggesting various therapies and focus groups. |
| This user's IQ is higher than the average Uncyclopedian's. |
| WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!! |
| This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 1 year, 9 months and 26 days. |
 My edits: 4,730
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be Dexter. | 
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| In Latin they would be sinister. (List of left-handed Uncyclopedians) |
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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) |
 | This user likes goats. Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh! |
| THIS IS SPARTA! |
| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight |
...And the room began to smell of Turks and pot
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