User:Matthlock/WIP/Why?:Is my wife a drug addict?

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This is a question asked by many men in America these days. The following step-by-step process will help you figure out why your wife is a drug addict and what you can do to help it.

edit First of all, you have to ask yourself, “Why did I marry her in the first place?”

Well, why did you?

  • Was she hot?
  • Did she lots of money?
  • Was it an arranged marriage?
  • Did you know that she was a drug addict at the time you married her?
  • Did you need to have someone who could buy you peyotes?

edit Secondly, ask yourself, “Is there anything I can do to help it?”

Well, is there?

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