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This is a song that makes fun of Grateful Dead bandleader Jerry Garcia:

Jgany

I'm Jerry

I only have three fingers

Which is why I write really crappy music

Yeah yeah yeah


I'm Jerry

And for three decades

I wrote songs that only braindead hippies and pot-smoking college professors like.


Jerry fr

CHORUS: Why do I do this?

Why do I suck?

I don't know why, man

Maybe it's because I can't flip people off


I'm Jery

I actually died in '95

But I still write crappy songs

Thanks to extended power


I'm Jerry

In '82, I was interviewed by Letterman

No really I was

Yeah yeah yeah


CHORUS: Why do I do this?

Why do I suck?

I don't know why, man

Maybe it's because I can't flip people off


Why do I do this?

Why do my songs suck cock?

I don't know why, man

Maybe it's because I drive trains high on cocaine


Workingmans Dead

BRIDGE: I'm Jerry

I'm Jerry

I made some albums

Terrapin Station, American Beauty

But the only album normal people like is my Workingman's Dead album

All the other albums I've made have caused people to go insane and become Deadheads and worship me as God

Although I'm Jerry yeah yeah yeah

Why do I do this?

Why do I suck?

I don't know why, man

Maybe it's because I can't flip people off


GratefulDeadBearMural0

I'm Jerry

Yes I'm Jerry

I suck

And I am so grateful to be dead!

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