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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (sometimes called DDDDC for short), is a world-wide mafia organization focused on doing people personal favors for a reasonable price.
What kind of services do they handle? Well, for example, let’s say that you got a lady and you want her gone but you don’t got the guts, she keeps nagging you night and day (enough to drive you nuts), all you got to do is pick up the phone, leave her alone, make your stand and for a fee, they’re happy to be your back door men.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap was started by Ned Kelly and his gang in 1878 and has been running since then. The organization was only famous in Australia and didn’t gain any real ground until AC/DC made a song advertising the company in 1976. Since then, it spread over from the Land Down Under, over to New Zealand, America, Great Britain, Canada and all over the world.