User:Matthlock/VA/Shit on my balls

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Ugh, I'll do it later.

Oh yeah, I had this dream where my girlfriend was raping me; and it was kind of hot.

Yeah, I saw her and her sky blue eyes, her Anglo-Saxony skin, her red and blue veigns, her lips, her overlong thumbs and her perfectly straight teeth raping me.

It was a great dream, I have to say!

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