User:Matthlock/VA/Painful castration

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Why does she need him for a father?


Not only maidens can occupy my shack


Gluing my manhood towards a manhole


Like Pepe Le Pew would say, hey, hey, hey, we clash!


I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed


I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly


She laughs about it


Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right


Jacking themselves off polyester


I wanna jump, this isn't right, hey, when am I getting it back?

I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed


I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly


I don't know why


I got a joke too silly to say


Don't touch the balls


I got a dick, dick, hear my fucking hate


I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed


I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly

If you're wondering it's gaining monthly


Fiberglass insulated disguised as cotton candy


Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate


Feeling can't help me romp


Bill just fuck me, take me anal


Billy's slit reminds me of someone


I'm sick of paying for the Love Boat


Toni and Tennille, Sonny Bono, Charo


Had a nice set of lungs


I got my diddly spayed, I got my liberty


I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed


I got no house


Nowhere they fall


I got a hit, hit


Well, you can't live, I got my diddly spayed


I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed


I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed


I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly

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