User:Matthlock/VA/Coldplay

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I'd just like to say now - so you can avoid the heartbreak that would have happened eventually if you still blindly followed them - that COLDPLAY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, I tried to enjoy Coldplay, but I thought, "Maybe this would sound good........... If I were on fucking heroin!!!!!!!!!!"

I'm sorry, I would only enjoy Coldplay if I had a spike in my arm.

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