User:Matthlock/UnSignpost entry take-2
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It's our turn to fight back
- By Matthlock
Throughout the history of Uncyclopedia, and probably since the beginning of internet slang, there have three kinds of people in the world, the Admins, the Average Users and the N00bs. They have subdivided in many ways, they have borne countless different names and their relative privileges and honors, as well as their attitude towards one another, have varied from year to year; but the essential structure of the community of Uncyclopedia has never altered. Even after the amazing articles and interesting forums, the same pattern has always reasserted itself, just as a gyroscope will always return to the eliquibrium, however far it is pushed one way or the other.
The aims of these three groups are entirely irreconcilable. The aim of the Admins is to remain where they are. The aim of the average users is to change places with the admins. The aim of the N00bs, when they have an aim – for it is an abiding characteristic of the N00bs to just give up and return to ther mundane and real lives – is to abolish all distinctions and create an Uncyclopedia in which all men (and women) are equal.
Oh, screw it man - DOWN WITH THE ADMINS.
There you wanted me to say it. Now I said it. Down with the admins. i Know they’re gonna shoot me down but I say down with the admins. Down with the admins. DOWN WITH THE ADMI…….