User:Matthlock/That time I was nearly raped by a Welshman during my sojourn to a Jethro Tull concert

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Barr Irn-Bru 6 X 330 Ml Pack Yon article may be overly Scottish, no British. Ye shouldnae dae anyhin tae fix it.
Dafydd el

It looked like sort of like this, only with less sideburn.

Dude, that fucking thing was Welsh. Like WTF?

edit So there I was

at a Jethro Tull concert, doing my Aqualung with the sitting on a park bench and eyeing little girls with bad intent, right. Like Scottish pedophile badass shit.

edit And this fucking Welshman

comes out of the bog, snot running down his nose, and instead of smearing his greasy fingers on shabby clothes, he makes a Welshline straight for me.

edit So I pulled out

my copy of “Hymn 43” and sang the shit out of the thing and he tries to mount me anyway! WTF! I barely got away with a neck hurting bad and a major sinistral external abrasion, laddie.

edit But seriously

I nearly got raped by a fucking Welshman!

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