User:Matthlock/That time I was nearly raped by a Welshman during my sojourn to a Jethro Tull concert

Yon article may be overly Scottish, no British. Ye shouldnae dae anyhin tae fix it.

It looked like sort of like this, only with less sideburn.

Dude, that fucking thing was Welsh. Like WTF?

So there I was

at a Jethro Tull concert, doing my Aqualung with the sitting on a park bench and eyeing little girls with bad intent, right. Like Scottish pedophile badass shit.

And this fucking Welshman

comes out of the bog, snot running down his nose, and instead of smearing his greasy fingers on shabby clothes, he makes a Welshline straight for me.

So I pulled out

my copy of “Hymn 43” and sang the shit out of the thing and he tries to mount me anyway! WTF! I barely got away with a neck hurting bad and a major sinistral external abrasion, laddie.

But seriously

I nearly got raped by a fucking Welshman!

See also

• Jethro Tull
• User:Simsilikesims/That time my ship was nearly sunken by some eldritch squid-headed horror during my sojourn in the Pacific Ocean
• That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn to Canada
• That time I was nearly raped by Feyd Rautha Harkonnen during my sojourn in Dune
• That time I wasn’t raped by anything during my sojourn to the soda machine
• That time I accidentally launched a thousand ships with my face during my sojourn to Troy
• User:Matthlock/That_time_I_was_nearly_raped_by_a_rapist_named_Rapey_McRaperson_during_my_sojourn_to_Connecticut