User:Matthlock/That time I was nearly raped by a Welshman during my sojourn to a Jethro Tull concert
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|Yon article may be overly Scottish, no British. Ye shouldnae dae anyhin tae fix it.|
edit So there I was
at a Jethro Tull concert, doing my Aqualung with the sitting on a park bench and eyeing little girls with bad intent, right. Like Scottish pedophile badass shit.
edit And this fucking Welshman
edit So I pulled out
my copy of “Hymn 43” and sang the shit out of the thing and he tries to mount me anyway! WTF! I barely got away with a neck hurting bad and a major sinistral external abrasion, laddie.
edit But seriously
I nearly got raped by a fucking Welshman!
edit See also
- Jethro Tull
- User:Simsilikesims/That time my ship was nearly sunken by some eldritch squid-headed horror during my sojourn in the Pacific Ocean
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- That time I was nearly raped by Feyd Rautha Harkonnen during my sojourn in Dune
- That time I wasn’t raped by anything during my sojourn to the soda machine
- That time I accidentally launched a thousand ships with my face during my sojourn to Troy