User:Matthlock/Strawberry Alarm Clock

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Strawberry Alarm Clock

Strawberry Alarm Clock, one of the most influential British Invasion bands of the 1960's, is still around, but they have been reduced to just six old farts.

Strawberry alarm clocks are notorious for firing both ripe and those very hard green ones that shouldnt have been picked yet strawberries at those of whom are unlucky enough to own one. They are often given as presents to hated people and/or people who are allergic to strawberries. It is usual for the giver of the alarm clock to sit outside the person they gave it to's bedroom window and then die laughing. Therefore the affects of the alarm clock backfire as many of the alarm-clock-givers die and therefore Clintons do not sell them anymore. The Strawberry alarm was invented by a Miss I.L.I.K.E. FRAISE

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