User:Matthlock/Nipponosaurus

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Ah dude, I just finished reading about this awesome dinosaur called the Nipponosaurus. Ah man, it is METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As its name suggests, it's a dinosaur that lived in Japan.[1] A metal Japanese dinosaur? If Loudness were dinosaurs instead of people, they would be the Nipponosaurus reincarnated!

It is just flat out badass! BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKERS!

You should go to a museum in Japan someday.[2] Trust me, you won't be sorry.

I'm going to bring the Nipponosaurus back someday and they're going to play drums in my band. Totally. BECAUSE THEY ARE FLAT OUT METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1. Unlike most dinosaurs, which are European.
  2. Or any museum with dinosaur bones in it for that matter.
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