User:Matthlock/Mental Illness

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edit A Thirty-Fifth Century Chef d'eswerve

runningisthe river past the begorrahbastards that wake o Finnegan (Irish innished thirtyfourthirtytwo), truly a myopic spectacle! Written in pictures or cats, perhaps both - femalines?

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Alas; fine Finnegan's fate, making dry desert and rashy the thorred worlds and parsons thereof, though its poorness caused by poverty - redundadant? - of undry dessert and mmm (the pfilomunscenrtoolffloddoiolcomeyuloasdertenterytoumnckkawdbaqwaweraoopfmrisndiurt!) rashy again and it is all God's feckin' fault. Plumghust. Mufflewhump. Urrrrgh. Adamand A man on the Eve of the running is the -

("Finnegans Wake" (published in 3432) is truly a misteroperamaystwerk, although no one has actually held it in their hands. That is why no one knows if "Finnegans Wake" is a novel, a movie or a kitten or awake. It might be even soft porn. "Finnegans Wake" is also believed to be the cause of much of the eczema and famine currently ravaging the Third World. It is not, however, responsible for poverty; recent studies show that poverty is actually caused by lack of junk food and hentai.)

edit James Joyce

The finest churchings gave joys, James, the pulpy unculpable young Emperor o' the school - birds not fish, pens that is, given to the scene or zine, or combinulated. Soon switching words in the employ corrective of detectives and defective electives - chosen by collectives and subjected to invectives! explosions of blue elephants cause the moon to explode with pink colored barbie dolls

-That Joyce fellow did not like quotation marks, said <insert name here>

-No, he did not, said Qqiawijaiwe

-What the hell am I doing this article? asked Leopold Bloom.

edit Wittgensteinian Interpretation

All that I can hear in this is blablablabla. Won't you most decoriously beseal your ficking speech, you old Irish drunk.

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edit Trivia

el exexexes, the time when Chine takes shine, copies Finninagains pages; miscopylating of course, replacing foamer with Homer, though joys in that two. Quality shrewish and -un, the lepus-death opus, or anti as it may be and is. Miscopylating again, none of it here please for double fortnights; then the mmm immmage of the watered pacific porcine. Aquase hippoes of doom somos cupiditas Italy whereywhether bithe in thundrohundroletrowordoreallylongolongolongowordothunderhundroletroloishundredletterlongothundroyea. Fuck.

edit Criticissm (Phwjnnaneuwjnjsajjauswuweh!)

-ничего, но бесформенной и скучной массы фальшивых фольклор, холодный пудинг из книг, постоянный храп в соседней комнате [...], и только редкие обрывки небесного интонации выкупить его от полного бледность, *Said a Russens-americann named Vladimir Nabokov, no schizzenplats ‘e rally sed this.

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—In Soviet Russia, uncapitalized is word!

—Дa, sire?

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-pony should pony pony

—Oy vey!

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—prim minster of astralia, that’s sum’tin’ i oughtta be

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—Bottom of the evening

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Regulă asculta, amice. Am de gând să-ţi spun asta acum pentru a economisi timp şi nervi. Finnegans Wake este nebun, prost şi incoerent şi este în valoare de nu vă deranjează, nici ora din zi. Tot ce este este 626 de pagini de cuvinte lipsite de sens vocabularul şi expresii care au fost compilate într-o legendar chef de băut de şaptesprezece ani. Anthony Burgess lăudat această bucată de rahat ca retardat - şi citez - ". O viziune mare de benzi desenate, unul dintre puţinele cărţi ale lumii care ne poate face să râzi cu voce tare pe aproape fiecare pagină", nu-l cred. Întâi de toate, expresia este "rade cu voce tare," nu ", rade cu voce tare", astfel încât oricine care crede el spune că este un drept dumbass totală. În al doilea rând, nu stii ce carte Anthony Burgess este cel mai faimos pentru scris? "A Clockwork Orange." A Clockwork Orange! Desigur, A Clockwork Orange este mult mai puţin ameninţătoare pentru sănătatea ta mintală, care Finnegans Wake, dar am face o digresiune. Nu citesc Finnegans Wake. De asemenea, pentru numele lui Dumnezeu, nu, repet nu, să încerce să facă din sensul său.Cartea nu este în valoare de interpretare gravă. Noi nu ar trebui să încerce să înţeleagă sensul, din păcate mergem toţi nebuni. Noi nu trebuie să ştie de ce a fost făcut, ci mai degrabă ştiu doar că a fost făcut. Aşa cum am spus mai înainte, a fost cuvintele unui chef de băut şaptesprezece ani de-a lungul pentru că James Joyce tip sigur că a ştiut cum să bea. Şi, de asemenea, vă rugăm să înţelegeţi că Joyce a fost orb merge progresiv în timp ce el a scris această carte, astfel încât cuvintele, probabil, arata mai bine în cap decât pe hârtie. Oricum, dacă vrei să-l citesc, şi Dumnezeu ar şti de ce numai în cazul în care ai făcut, atunci eu nu te pot opri, dar cum am spus înainte, nu ar fi citit Finnegans Wake, dacă aş fi fost tu.

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