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|Date of Birth:||March 5|
|Place of Birth:||City of London|
|Spouse:||Gena, a Zulu Goddess|
|Political Party:|| The Progressive Conservative-Liberal |
Communist Party of Northern Canada
edit Early Life
Bowell, a man ahead of his time by as much as three days, was a fan of history. The goal of his pointless life was to become the greatest Prime Minister in the history of Canada. He is now only remembered for his incredibly gross name.
edit Prime Minister
As Prime Minister Bowell led the now infamous Bowell Movement, which attempted to talk Scotland into once again becoming a part of England. Bowell had substantially more success with his own movement, as drinking more water and increasing his dietary fibre finally did the trick.
|Prime Ministers of Canada|
|Mackenzie | Abbott | Thompson | Bowell | Laurier | Borden | Meighen | King | Diefenbaker | Pearson | Trudeau | Clark | Turner | Mulroney | Campbell | Chrétien | Martin | Harper|