User:Matthlock/Jokes that might be funny
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These are jokes that might make you laugh.
Q: What do you call it when you cross a bird and a shoe?
A: PF Flyers!!
Q: Wat do ya do when a thunderstorm comes?
A: Run like the Wind!!
Q: What does a train and diarrhea have in common?
A: Once you start going, you can't stop.
Q: Why do women have such small feet?
A: So they can stand close to the stove!
Q: How many penises does it take to screw a Brittany?
A: Zero, because they'd all be terrified!