User:Matthlock/Jokes that might be funny

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These are jokes that might make you laugh.

Q: What do you call it when you cross a bird and a shoe?

A: PF Flyers!!

Q: Wat do ya do when a thunderstorm comes?

A: Run like the Wind!!

Q: What does a train and diarrhea have in common?

A: Once you start going, you can't stop.

Q: Why do women have such small feet?

A: So they can stand close to the stove!

Q: How many penises does it take to screw a Brittany?

A: Zero, because they'd all be terrified!

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