User:Matthlock

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VERY OLD PERSON This user's real age is:
18 years, 10 months and 22 days.

6 This user has written 6 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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“I'm not going to accept ur friend request so please stop trying.”
~ Matthlock's ex on Matthlock
“YOUR GOD AND I LOVE U”
~ Frantic fan on Matthlock
Perv of the month Perv of the Month August 2012 Bumblebee Man WHERE ARE YOU YOU FUCK So adorable
Frank Zappa This user has an unhealthy obsession with Frank Zappa. You can make futile attempts to cure this user by suggesting various therapies and focus groups.

Brain This user's IQ is higher than the average Uncyclopedian's.

Cnorris WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
Clock This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
3 years, 2 months and 3 days.

Answer to Life My edits: 5,074
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
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This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user likes goats.
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Straight This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
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...And the room began to smell of Turks and pot

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