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“I'm not going to accept ur friend request so please stop trying.”
“YOUR GOD AND I LOVE U”Perv of the Month August 2012
|This user is American|
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
...And the room began to smell of Turks and pot
Matthlock, also known as O'Matthlock (Ireland), Van Matthlock (Netherlands), Von Matthlock (Denmark), Matthloçk (France), McMatthlock (Scotland), Mätthloch (Germany), Matthlockski (Poland), Matthlucci (Italy), Mattxлoчk (Russia), Måtthløck (Sweden), Kim Jong-Matthlock (North Korea), Matthrock (Japan), Ṃ̉̃̀́ât̃t́hḷơc̣̀̉̃́ḳ (Vietnam) and Mtthutu (Congo)