User:Mattang

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“Haven't I seen this user before?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Mattang


Shoop
How I throw up.


I am a super-republican.My favorite c-class actors are John Stamos and everyone from That 70s Show.Michael Moore is the devil.I am Italian, so I love Spaghetti, Meatballs, and dirty hats. I find lounge music very classy. I love '80s montages. I like to make redneck quotes.I like Uncyclopedia because it taught me how to be funny and not just stupid..not.
BSOD and Reaganomics!

Popeeyebeams
Eyebeams!.


edit Math for the stupid

'Math'

Aspergerdance
Tard


Cowbell2
I give this math more cowbell.


boobs=awesome
But on the other hand:
boobs+(big)x4(women)=Awesome
boobsxwomenxTila Tequila+Country Music=fail
Rap+Country+Family Guy= Fucking Stupid
Friends+XBox+Food+Boobs+GreatMusic-Bitchy People=An  awesome  Afternoon
\sum_{n=0}^\infty \frac{x^n}{n!}

Wob
This Pokemon is teh suck.


edit lotad


lotad2.gif

Catjuggling
I love cats almost as much as I love art


edit America is



  1. Republicanism
  2. Fight Clubs
  3. Boobs
  4. Comedy Central



edit The Following

The following articles are the ones I find amusing.
Polar Bear
This ones alright.
Jewtons!
Redneck
America
AAAAAA


boobs
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