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:'''WATSON:''' Damn it Holmes if this very overcoat isn't the darndest thing I've ever warn. It's luminosity is most distracting no?
 
:'''WATSON:''' Damn it Holmes if this very overcoat isn't the darndest thing I've ever warn. It's luminosity is most distracting no?
   
:<i> Pensively Holmes pulls down on his pipe </i>
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:'' Pensively Holmes pulls down on his pipe ''
   
 
:'''HOLMES:''' Quiet Watson, my deliberation is imminent.
 
:'''HOLMES:''' Quiet Watson, my deliberation is imminent.
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:'''WATSON:''' Now just a minute Holmes.
 
:'''WATSON:''' Now just a minute Holmes.
   
:<i> Inspector Claspon looks down impatient, rapidly pushing at buttons on his mobile phones. </i>
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:'' Inspector Claspon looks down impatient, rapidly pushing at buttons on his mobile phones. ''
   
 
:'''INSP. CLASPON:'''' Is this tom-fucking-foolery heading anywhere in particular Holmes?
 
:'''INSP. CLASPON:'''' Is this tom-fucking-foolery heading anywhere in particular Holmes?
   
:<i> Holmes raises the index finger of his right hand and stares intently down through the window. </i>
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:'' Holmes raises the index finger of his right hand and stares intently down through the window. ''
   
 
:'''HOLMES:'''' Stabbed with his own knife.
 
:'''HOLMES:'''' Stabbed with his own knife.
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:'''INSP. CLASPON:''' They're safety blankets - shitty ones at that.
 
:'''INSP. CLASPON:''' They're safety blankets - shitty ones at that.
   
:<i> Watson holds out his arms and looks down at his new coat. </i>
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:'' Watson holds out his arms and looks down at his new coat. ''
   
 
:'''WATSON:''' Such an obtrusive hue.
 
:'''WATSON:''' Such an obtrusive hue.

Latest revision as of 07:35, April 27, 2011

The tail of a teenager stabbed to death in Bexley. In the final scene, Holmes delivers his devastating conclusion.

WATSON: Damn it Holmes if this very overcoat isn't the darndest thing I've ever warn. It's luminosity is most distracting no?
Pensively Holmes pulls down on his pipe
HOLMES: Quiet Watson, my deliberation is imminent.
WATSON: Now just a minute Holmes.
Inspector Claspon looks down impatient, rapidly pushing at buttons on his mobile phones.
INSP. CLASPON:' Is this tom-fucking-foolery heading anywhere in particular Holmes?
Holmes raises the index finger of his right hand and stares intently down through the window.
HOLMES:' Stabbed with his own knife.
INSP. CLASPON: They're safety blankets - shitty ones at that.
Watson holds out his arms and looks down at his new coat.
WATSON: Such an obtrusive hue.
HOLMES: And what is more - this man knew his killer.
INSP. CLASPON: Hardly a man Holmes, he was thirteen.



INSP. CLASPON And we knew that.
HOLMES I ask you what is it you knew Inspector Claspon?
INSP. CASPON Videoed on his friends mobile phone.
HOLMES What nonsense - I say what nonsense.

Holmes breaths the air keenly

HOLMES Where was I?
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