User:Matt lobster

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“He was the only player I knew who could trap the ball further than I could kick it.”

~ Matt Le-Tissier on Carlton Palmer

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[edit] In the factory

• User:Matt lobster/UnNews:Bruce Willis not to star in new Rebecca adaption
• Young Earth Creationism - Need new ideas.
• Lionel Richie Ceiling Dance Conspiracy Theory - Need to get on with it.
• User:Matt lobster/UnNews:Obama Green Lights Anti-Christian Abuse Shield for the Almighty
• User:Matt lobster/UnScripts:The Bexley Stabbing
• User:Matt lobster/The Pregnancy of Great Britain - Ah.....This article truly makes absolutely no sense.
• User:Matt lobster/UnNews:Chaos as Anti-Christ Reads 'Spoilers' in Revelations
• User:Matt lobster/Jade - This should be Des'ree.
• User:Matt lobster/UnTunes:Choose Yourself

[edit] UnNews

• UnNews:Fifa turns down English replay plea‎

• UnNews:New iPhone to Offer Audio Chat Facility - was a bit too familiar.

• UnNews:Numbers are not infinite - last one found

• UnNews:No Such Thing As Swine Flu Admits Aussie PM

• UnNews:TV Series The Wire Threatens Nothing Short of Middle Classes Extinction‎

• UnNews:Judge Almost Accidentally Gives Chris Brown Civilian Sentance

• UnNews:All Sins Jesus Died for Used Up

• UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time

• UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom

• UnNews:England steadies itself for public drinking ban

[edit] Dunked

• Creationist Views on Australia

• Parkinson disease

• Star Trek (British Version)

• Used Goods

• British Sitcoms

• What's-his-name off that thing

• Atheist Jesus - Don't know why I got involved with this.

• F9 - Don't know why I did this.

• Football Focus - Ehhh Seemed like a good idea at the time. It was a funny time.

• Effects of Alcohol - eh