User:Math Poet

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edit FERMAT WAS RIGHT!!!

Climbing Path


I chose the gentle slope.
It took me twenty years to get here.
You take my hand
And we look out over the lake
From the top of the bluff
Where the trail ends at the drop-off.
We sit down.

There is the wilderness all around
And a steep climb down. Still,
The world extends in every direction.
But we rest here,
Take in the horizon,
Neither desperate nor hurried.

This is a habit to have,
To walk and then be still,
Arriving at any step along the way.

edit IDGAS = The I Don't Give A Shit!!!!! Club

NRAICLAF
Happy Poet
Schizoaffective Syncretist
PhD in OCD
Primitive Poet-In-Reticence
Recovering Mutant
Too Thinky, I Stinky
Aspiring Master of Cheese Dip
Lover of Saviors and Heroes who don't require anything of me
Zeno lover
Protector of the Secret of the Gordian Knot
Distracted Visionary of the Other World
Don't step on that angel or demon
Magic requiring certain Lithium levels
Master your brainfarts.
I want to see some evidence of psychotic breaks around here.
BENSON was a character on that show, played by Robert Guillaume.
Meh.
I know the secret of the squirrels.
God told me that I'm on the right medications.
"I repeat myself when under stress, I repeat myself when under stress, I repeat...." my son, quoting someone else.
x^p + y^p = z^p is sacred.
Beware the doodles in your margins.

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45px-Illogicopedia.png Poet Math Poet also goes to the Illogicopedia wiki. Phillip!!!

edit Admin Limerick Project

and now one about Bradaphraser,
who nicked himself once with a razor.
so mad, what a boob,
he banned every n00b
and finished his shave with a laser.

there once was an admin named Braydie
who all had mistook for a lady.
his hair was a mess
as he took off his dress
and he said ZB should be afraidy.

Chronarion was one of the starters,
a creator who bid us be martyrs.
he had to confess
'twas a right fucking mess
since most of us mainly were farters.

with Codeine, there is quite a story.
to OD, he'd be in his glory.
he took to the drug
so well that the thug
never did have the time to be sorry.

so Elvis returned here from space
and wanted to rape someone's face.
having found someone who
ran much slower than you,
he pumped an unmerciful pace.

FlyingFeline i don't really know,
is a cat that lives for the show.
it's a feline indeed
who flies at great speed,
and catches all bullshit you throw.

an admin named Hindleyite came
into power and so to the game.
he learned, never talked,
'bout the game, others balked,
and so remained boring and tame.

where the hell's Hinoa from?
he speaks english better than some.
you'd think by the name
that he might be the same
as a top-secret site for a bomb.

Keitei's the infinite chick.
so sad that she hasn't a dick.
she's nice in her way.
doesn't help me, I'm gay.
but not having her's making me sick.

i don't know Mhaille from your momma.
i heard he'd had sex with a llama.
and when he was done,
she birthed him a son,
who was both gay and into drama.

the admin Mhaille was obscure
neither female nor male, to be sure.
since he/she wouldn't tell,
we judged by the smell,
like most men, he was full of manure.

MoneySign's just as he sounds,
doing "favors" for dollars or pounds.
he became somewhat vexed
being quite oversexed
for his appetites were without bounds.

there once was an admin named Oli
who had buttsex with a pet collie.
he said when he blew,
"you wish you could, too.
now leave me alone with my dollie."

a northerner named PantsMacKenzie
fought vandalism with a frenzy.
once he tried to delete
a vandal's mean feat
and huffed the mainpage on a wednesday.

there once was a sysop named sannse
whose odds of a life were quite chancy.
she spends all her time
at her lesbian crime
but her kindness and effort entrance me.

Savethemooses is pathetic
but he certainly has an aesthetic.
though he waxes prolific
and his work is terrific,
to read him requires anaesthetic.

Spangalicious Def- was yet another
admin you wonder, why bother
to have him along,
though he does nothing wrong,
he is way too attached to his mother.

Zombiebaron's but a ruse
so no one but Braydie'd accuse.
don't get in his way,
for he's strong but he's gay
and BAZALFE will ever amuse.


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