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WARNING: contents may be ghey, this user is known for lewd sexuall innuendo and the inablity to stop, he just keeps going and going and going and going and goin and going and going and going and going and going and going and goin and going and going and going and going and going and going and goin and going and going and going and going and going and going and goin and going and going and going and going even though it's obvious he doesnt know shit and the joke died like 8 minutes ago.
Not so humble beggining
Mastergrim started as sperm, or an egg, whichever damn part is the baby, soon he was made through the sick, sick, sick, love making of his parents, something so wrong, he was scarred even before he was concepted. he grew to be a perverted boy, as he mainly watched anime (which as we all know,is actually just cartoon porn, watered down from hentai [the real kinky shit that is soo depraved, it is adviced that you do not watch unless willing to watch octopus monsters rape young girls with inexplicably large bust sizes] and placed on TV to make more children sex depraved and about to blow all over you) he soon learned that using certain words strung together, make two different meanings entirly, he soon used this to his advantage, and was soon known to make sexual comments on everything
Not so humble middlehe became a lawer, mainly to feed his diet of drugs, and specialized in the cases of drunken whores wanting to sue even more drunk men for half their drug hoard. he soon rose to power as a communist lawyer, with lazer beams, which he used as his case point objection opener, in which he destroyed his opponent. he later traveled to Russia in hopes to find the mythical "red gavel" a gavel which was said to be used by the greatest commie stalin to force all to think he was right, which he was. he soon found out that it's power was being harnessed to make super commies.
the humble end
after exposing the red gavel scandle, he went on to die by cancer, as he was an avid smoker. he was thrown into the sea, all in one piece, to be eaten by sharks. so that one day these sharks could come together and destroy the world for giving him cancer.
mastergrim was also known for making shit up, and later placing the idea in someone able to do it, and kill them and take it before others found out, some of these items include
- suprise buttsecks
- killer hamsters
- super crack
- dead squirrels
- super buttsecks
Reality of the world
The world, by mastergrim's eyes, revolves around sex, and only sex will set us free, SO FREE YOUR MIND! SELL YOUR BODY! Life is perpetualted by the hot interaction between people, whether it be with chains, whips, leather, or with suits that make you look like a cat, sex is the answer, we must remember, the no matter how hard, or how long it is, we have to go at it as a whole, and not lose a second in this thing we call life. one must also remember, that even if something is a bust, a very large bust, that we just have to hold it firm, AND TWIST! TWIST THAT SOFT SENSITIVE SPOT AND MAKE IT SCREAM MERCY! SCREAM YOUR NAME! SCREAM IT BITCH! SCREAM FOR YOUR DADDY!.... oh.... what was i talking about? oh yes! we must take it firm, and never let go, make sure to use a cupping motion, as this gets more in a hand. then force the problem open, force your way if it isnt willing, for even at times when the problems screams no-no, it will end with a yes-yes.... unless it really meant no, then you have a court hearing.
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